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Kelly
Comedy / Techno / Electronica

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Tarzana, California
United States

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Last Login:  7/3/2009
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Member Since3/27/2006
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my songs and ringtones

(this iTunes version includes clean radio edits of
Shoes & Let Me Borrow That Top)

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my big Hollywood meeting



the Shoes video



MTV, betch



it's Britney, betch


Mrs. Cunningham is totally bonkers



Text Message Breakup Video



i'm in this Dresden Dolls video



Bearly Legal


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LET ME BORROW THAT TOP!


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So, this snobby salesgirl at this shoe store was like, “your feet are too big for this shoe,” because I’m a size 11. And I was like, “um...so what?! go in the back and find my size, betch!!!” The song, “Shoes,” just kind of tells that story. That was the first song I ever wrote.

Then I wrote some more songs because there was a lot bothering me. Like one time I asked to borrow my friend’s top and she wouldn’t let me. That sucked. So I wrote, “Let Me Borrow That Top.” And then I was tired of being left out of conversations in the cafeteria, so I wrote, “What R U Guys Talking About?” And then I kept writing, and then my mom was like, “What’s all this song writing? Why aren’t you doing your chemistry homework?!?!” and I was all, “because it sucks,” and she was all, “don’t use that language,” and I wanted to betchslap her but I refrained (vocabulary word; see, I actually do READ sometimes; i just don’t read textbooks and crap like that).

And now I’ve got a CD with a bunch of songs, a video on YouTube and stuff, and T-shirts, and I’m performing at different places and stuff, and my friends are all psyched for me and driving me places. And the best is I recorded my mom yelling at me one day and made a song out of it, “Where Do You Think You’re Going in That?”. That’s my way of saying, “stop yelling at me, betch! I’m going to get what I want!!!”






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Rosabella





Jul 3 2009 11:33 PM

hey, thanks for the add!

what's goin on ?
GREEN





Jul 3 2009 11:33 PM

hi there
C R I S.™ (twitter.com/cris_kid)





Jul 3 2009 11:32 PM

hello,
i'm Retro Kid aka Cris.
thanks for accepting my request.
haha so wat's up?
Stef





Jul 3 2009 11:32 PM

Hey betch, thanks for the add!
Extatik





Jul 3 2009 11:32 PM

dear kelly, your fukkin radd
Supersounds of the 1870’s





Jul 3 2009 11:32 PM

ummm, Awesummmm!
~*Brutally Honestly Yours*~


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Jul 3 2009 11:32 PM

Hope you have a great week!! =)
Ryan





Jul 3 2009 11:32 PM

i love you kelly :)
ForGiveN aKa Jeremy Dolce





Jun 24 2009 4:23 PM

kelly your amazing!

hahaa
Glenn





Jun 24 2009 4:22 PM

Thanks for adding me Betch.
M45T3R-11





Jun 24 2009 4:22 PM

thx for the add Kelly hello from Virginia! it is much appreciated! 2 new songs up!
Art Bitch





Jun 24 2009 4:22 PM

We <3 you Kelly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 24 2009 4:22 PM

hi Kelly!
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Jun 10 2009 6:46 PM

THANKS 4 THE ADD  :)
ForGiveN aKa Jeremy Dolce





Jun 10 2009 6:46 PM

kelly your amazing!

hahaa
Staircase Wit





Jun 10 2009 6:46 PM

Hey Kelly!

We have just released our new single: "Kiss Me" and 2 b-sides! 3 new songs up on our myspace page!
We'll be glad if you and all the people who love rock and roll check us out!


All the best


Staircase Wit
TVMA





Jun 7 2009 3:29 PM

Betch <3
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Jun 7 2009 3:29 PM

glad were friends on the epic myspace!
Big Blue World





Jun 7 2009 3:29 PM

Thanks! I can't wait for more...See you soon!
Annie in the Sky





Jun 7 2009 3:28 PM

you are so hilarious i have seen all your videos and i LOVE you! Youre on my top friends!
Tatyana Sherman





Jun 7 2009 3:28 PM

May all your plans that you set in June, realized!

Good luck!

LIFE-MUSIC-LOVE
Some Bizzare





Jun 7 2009 3:27 PM

some bizarre
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Jun 7 2009 3:27 PM

hey

stopin by to show some love

enjoy your week!
Alex





Jun 7 2009 3:27 PM

Hey does anybody like TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT GOB??? If ya do...I made an acoustic version of "I GOT CHUBBS FOR YOU!" Check it out ya might dig it :)
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