this myspace is only in existence so that for once people can -- rather than simply read -- hear my work. i just want to get the world thinking from a new perspective, if only for the duration of my piece. enjoy.
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A situation like the one you are about to read and or hear could be classified as one of two things:
Option A: tragedy.
First and foremost, the piece of writing you are contemplating could be called a catastrophe. An occurrence of multiple unexpected, and otherwise very unpleasing, events that may perchance lead to one's dramatic demise. Now, if this is how you believe you will perceive the following, then perhaps it would be best for you to exhibit your self control at this point and stop yourself before revealing potentially dangerous pieces of the aforemented perilous plot. I, as the writer, cannot be held responsible for any accidents that may happen, including (but not limited to): fainting, gasping, perspirating, arrhytmias, panic attacks, anxiety disorders, headaches, nausea, or any other clinical abnormalcy. By reading this, or any part of the book, rather, you are agreeing with the completely unspoken terms of compliance, which basically state that it is not my, the writer's, fault if you do not find the work aesthetically, or emotionally pleasing, which, in Lamen's terms (for the sake of the common reader and or listener): if you think my work is shit, deal with it.
Option B: fucking incredible.
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