About Me:
i don't take myself or my myspace too seriously. neither should you.
www.wackybuttons.com
there are three types of people who talk to themselves aloud in public spaces: the homeless, the crazy, and actors.
i insist that my friend luke use a special knock combined with a secret song to gain entrance into our apartment. he's the only one who has to. he kinda stopped coming over.
sometimes i kick people in the shins. i'm not mean, just gluttonous. a lot of people tell me i'm trouble. but no one tells me what to do.
i like to read the dictionary. i'm a dork. i also trip, drop stuff, hit my elbows on walls and other hard surfaces, smash my fingers, stub my toes, spill things and fumble a lot. otherwise i'm very graceful.
my mom is one of my favorite people in the world. it might sound super geeky but she's just really fucking cool.
i'm both too difficult and too pleasant. no one can decide; including me. sometimes i'm a really bad perfectionist.
i hate working out, i love power tools. i can't flip an egg to save my life.
possibly my favorite place in the world is the art institute of chicago. i prefer going alone. those paintings feel like old friends. when i'm there, everything is right.
my friends are insane and hysterical. we're a mess. i wouldn't have it any other way. i once wisely said, 'you have to have a lot of confidence to hang out with us.'
i tend to think everything is funny and i crack myself up. if you can't make yourself laugh what do you have?
the word fuck is my favorite. i drink dark beer and like to fight. it's for a good cause, but i'll win. i also have a soft side, but i'm not a romantic.
just let me dance and i'm pretty damn happy.
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