Swag Flu

Hold My Drink, Bitch
i'm kelsey,sup, i ain't ya homey just cause i added you to myspace.
i have a beautiful baby boy who is my life, Aidan and a wonderful fiancee named Gil, I Love Him More Than You.
People call me conceited I call it CONFIDENT. You are not me you can't be me. There is no one like me and there is no one better. I go to GED classes 4 days out of every week and am going to Cosmetology school in 2010. I love to party and I could probably outdrink/outsmoke you anytime. Youre gonna need a body bag 'cause i'll break bones you didn't even know you fucking had. I hate Keavy. I was diagnosed with AD/HD and Bipolar Disorder in summer of '07. I sleep a lot...sometimes. I quit smoking cigarettes over a year ago, you should quit too. I'm most definitely a fighter. I LOVE NIRVANA!! I HATE guys but I hate girls more. I love partying outside in the summertime, at night, in my pajamas. I HATE relationships. Talk shit get fuckin' hit bitch. A lot of chix say this but believe me when I say I totally 100% do not take shit. Don't like me? Good because you're a bitch anyway. I love all music except country. From Bright Eyes to Cannibal Corpse. Hardcore will always be my home. I was in foster care for almost a year when I was 15. I'm a bitch. I'm too affectionate. I love hugging and kissing. I've been sent off a thousand times. I cuss too much. I wanna have a good time. I love taking pictures. I hate people who think they are badass on the internet but won't do anything in person. I walk around without makeup 95% of the time. I don't wanna get old and I don't wanna die. I hate sorry ass lazy people. I hate painting my nails but do it anyway. I know when your lying. A lot of my friends are fake and they think I don't know it, but I do. I LOVE Chanel. I'm short 5'2". My voice is high pitched sometimes and girly. I HATE ICP, I'm not "down wit da klown!" and I'm never ever gonna be. I am pretty good at Guitar Hero & Rockband. I miss Clay County. My mom loves me, sometimes. I miss the old days. I believe in God. I hate slow drivers and uneducated people. My hair is always white red and black. I love MONEY$! I love Crissy. I hate people who are always in a bad mood. I love chillaxin'. I hate boys who wear skinny jeans with skateboarding shoes, ew. I hate people who lie about who and what they are. Actually, I hate liars period (and people who hide things) I hate METH and if you do it you are fucking stupid and need some serious help. I know, because I did it and other drugs in the past for a long time. I live in the ghetto. My neighbors are insane. I'm weird. Without my meds I'm tired all the time. I'm the most paranoid person, ever. I seen the ghost of an Indian when I was little and still think about it to this day. I'm clever and shady. I can spend hours everyday in the floor playing with my son. My whole family thinks their shit don't stink. I love going to shows and reppin' good music. I don't want the world to end in 2012. I like hearing about aliens/UFOs. My fiance is obsessed with the zombie apocalypse. This is me. && you know it ain't trickin if you got it ;)GET SOME.
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the fuckin REALEST bitches