I'm mostly interested in cheese. I do like to write solo performance pieces and hold the microphone whilst telling jokes...but mostly I'm interested in cheese.
Music
My upstairs neighbors enjoy a good loud tune with plenty of tuba. It's growing on me.
Movies
IT'S OSCAR TIME AND I HAVE SEEN....ZERO OSCAR MOVIES...WHAT THE H?!
Television
House, nothing like a cranky dude with a cane saving lives. Flight of the Concords makes me smile, Lost makes my mind melt and 30 Rocks makes me want to eat meatball sandwiches with extra bread.
Books
my 'currently-reading' shelf:
Heroes
I like little heroes. Not like short people in capes with super powers but like little heroic acts done everyday by regular people. I guess I think politeness is heroic. I'm a simple girl. I have simple needs.
Columbia College Chicago
Chicago, IL
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre
Minor: Radio
Clubs: Writing Center Tutor, WXCR Radio Host, Improv Club
1998 to 2003
Kelsie currently in the space time continuum, it’s pretty rad. view more
About me: As a zygote I was stuck in my mom's womb-bone. It took some pullin' and yankin' but the good people wearing stiff scrubs got me out and only damaged my right ear flap with their shiny medical tools. But who really needs two ear flaps anyway? Ear flaps are overrated I think. I've been living a 1/2 earflap life ever since and it's been good.
I've used my earflap to make comedy...here are a few examples...
Who I'd like to meet: Alive people. Slightly better conversation and slightly better smells...slightly.
see more Lolcats and funny pictures HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON FRIDAY, AYE?!?!?!? hope you have lots of fun stuff planned. gotta go "babysit" bill. he just got home and i have to keep an eye on him for a few days. he was SUPPOSED to stay cause his blood counts a little low yet, but he's a BABY and insisted on coming home. MEN!!!!!!!!!! have a great b-day,....hope to see ya soon.
