Kelly
Kelly You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the jews wear

Female
30 years old
Simi Valley, California
United States



Last Login: 11/29/2009
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    Kelly's Interests
GeneralI love any and all things 80s. I love my friends, spending time with my family when we can all get together. I like coffee, butterflies, pinup girls or that whole culture in general, people watching, music, Disneyland, vodka, going out to breakfast, staying in and making dinner, renting movies, horror movies, Coke Zero, Vegas, humor, ice cream, making people laugh, laughing at myself, makeup, doing my hair, perfume, buy one get one free, cooking, baking, a day without bills, accidental accents, people stumbling on their words, sleeping in, scented candles, diet cherry coke, mary janes, no regrets and moving on, independence, photos, doing my nails, concerts, imdb, knowing that one day it will all make sense. Some non-interests: I don't like cats, people who are PC and/or easily offended, Starbucks, etc.
MusicMusic is everything!! There's something for every mood, every feeling, every meltdown, or triumph. This is who inspires (or heals) me: Less Than Jake is my all-time favorite amongst favorites, Rehasher (he's just amazing and so inspirational to me), 80s 80s 80s, Social Distortion, Courtney Love, Hole, Distillers, Rancid, Sex Pistols, Bjork, Frank Sinatra, New Order, Poison (I love glam rock and I don't care who knows it), Skid Row, Johnny Cash, Suicide Machines, the Fratellis, Horrorpops, Human League, Minor Threat, Descendents, Nine Inch Nails, Rob Zombie, Joan Jett, Snake River Conspiracy, Billy Idol, The Go-Gos, GWAR, Operation Ivy, Echo and the Bunnymen, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Oingo Boingo, Dance Hall Crashers,Janis Joplin, The Mamas and Papas, Sublime, Cyndi Lauper, Guns N' Roses, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Nirvana, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Guns N'Roses, Stray Cats, Black Flag, Prince, the Ramones, Berlin, Elvis, David Bowie, Blondie, DM, old school Madonna, Transplants, Billy Joel. Shit, I even love Neil Diamond. That's right. I said it.
MoviesAll time favorite movie is Bridget Jone's Diary. Yeah, it's a girly movie but it's awesome. I love The Godfather, House of 1,000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Shaun of the Dead, Swingers, SLC Punk, Overboard, Dirty Love, Die Hard, The Great Outdoors, Serenity, One Crazy Summer, The Goonies, Big Trouble in Little China, Death Proof, the Breakfast Club, Wayne's World, Heathers, Better Off Dead, Pretty in Pink, 200 Cigarettes, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, all of the Back to the Future movies, The People Vs. Larry Flynt, Sugar and Spice, Hot Fuzz, Office Space, Sid and Nancy, Weird Science, The Neverending Story, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Tommy Boy, Gone With The Wind, Airplane, Welcome to the Dollhouse, May, True Romance, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Vacation, Spaceballs, Goodfellas, Reservoir Dogs, Nightmare Before Christmas, Best in Show, to name a few.
TelevisionSeinfeld is my favorite show. I HATE reality TV. I love Ghost Hunters, Freaks and Geeks (RIP), The Simpsons, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Cash Cab, Family Ties, Just Shoot Me, Without a Trace, Firefly (RIP), Family Guy, Cheers, Roseanne, Arrested Development, The Sopranos. I hate people that say "TV is a waste of time, blah blah blah." So is bitching about it. It's relaxing and I love comedy.
BooksMost books I read are school related and are a little boring. "The Godfather" is one of my favorite non-school books.
HeroesMy Dad

     Kelly's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Simi Valley, Ca
Body type:5' 4" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:assassin

   Kelly's Schools
California State University-Northridge
Northridge,CA
Graduated: 2008
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Child and Adolescent Development
 

2006 to 2008
Moorpark College
Moorpark,CA
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Liberal Studies
 

2003 to 2006
Simi Valley High
Simi Valley, CA
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1994 to 1997



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About me:
I recently graduated from college (CSUN) with a Bachelor's degree in Child and Adolescent Development. I hope to become a kindergarten teacher but am still looking around at other career options. In the meantime, I am a server at a restaurant. It's a sucky job but it's only temporary. I'm a passionate, opinionated, and all around sassy girl. I have a pretty cool family that I love very much and I have some pretty amazing friends. I love music, movies, I'm a total trivia nerd, I like the occasional drink at the semi-local dive bar, going out, and staying in and renting bad movies. I love dancing to 80s. I'm not good at it but it's not about that. It's so much damn fun. I like people with a quick wit and those who have an appreciation for it in others. There's nothing like laughing until you can't breathe. I like the mornings but am not a morning person. It's usually best to avoid me until I've had some coffee. I think most people out there need to wake the hell up in life. It's passing by quickly. It's hard not to dwell on the past sometimes but it will tear you up if you let it. There's a price to pay in life no matter which path you decide to take. But there are also so many amazing things that make it so worthwhile. You have to do what you love. Funny Photobucket
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Kelly
Birthday:3/2/79
Birthplace:West Hills, Ca aka The Valley
Current Location:Simi Valley
Eye Color:brown
Hair Color:light brown
Height:5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed:right
Your Heritage:Lebanese, Syrian, Irish, Swedish, Norwegian
The Shoes You Wore Today:converse
Your Weakness:vodka
Your Fears:ventriloquist dolls, tardiness, heights, germs
Your Perfect Pizza:black olives, onions, lots of sauce, lots of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:get out of the restaurant biz
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:I really don't care about this question
Thoughts First Waking Up:Son of a bitch!
Your Best Physical Feature:My huge rack
Your Bedtime:2 am ish
Your Most Missed Memory:I don't care to discuss that
Pepsi or Coke:diet cherry coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:I don't eat either but I love McDonalds.
Single or Group Dates:I don't care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:it tastes the same to me
Chocolate or Vanilla:vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:coffee
Do you Smoke:yep
Do you Swear:all the time
Do you Sing:I love singing although I'm not very good at it. Who cares.
Do you Shower Daily:F'ing A!
Have you Been in Love:Love stinks, yeah yeah
Do you want to go to College:I'm in college
Do you want to get Married:maybe someday
Do you belive in yourself:not as much as I should, but yeah, sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness:sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:I don't think I'm ugly
Are you a Health Freak:Not as much as I should be
Do you get along with your Parents:Very much so, they're great
Do you like Thunderstorms:Love them
Do you play an Instrument:I am trying to learn guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Indeed
In the past month have you Smoked:Indeed I have not
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Hell no, I don't do drugs.....anymore
In the past month have you gone on a Date:no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:probably
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:gross, no...who does that?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:It is my current addiction
In the past month have you been on Stage:nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:nope
Ever been Drunk:are you serious?
Ever been called a Tease:yup, with good reason!
Ever been Beaten up:who hasn't?
Ever Shoplifted:What teenager hasn't?
How do you want to Die:Fuck this question
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:a teacher, maybe
What country would you most like to Visit:Ireland or Italy or England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:not too much of a preference
Favourite Hair Color:dark brown/black
Short or Long Hair:short
Height:taller than me
Weight:I don't usually like guys that are too skinny
Best Clothing Style:I don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken:I choose not to answer that
Number of CDs I own:I have no feakin' clue
Number of Piercings:7
Number of Tattoos:1, but I'm in the extremely long process of having it removed
Number of things in my Past I Regret:there's a few

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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells...But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. "That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Who I'd like to meet:
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Kelly's Friends Comments
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Nicole

Nicole Jamshidi



Nov 25 2009 10:10 PM

Fag
Nicole

Nicole Jamshidi



Nov 16 2009 5:53 PM

u r gay
Michelle

Michelle Evans Slater



Nov 11 2009 4:44 AM

Weener.
Michelle

Michelle Evans Slater



Nov 9 2009 5:16 AM

Um, where is your FaceBook profile?
Shikami ECV1069

Kris Henrie



Nov 4 2009 12:34 AM

subliminal catholic message?



Shikami ECV1069

Kris Henrie



Oct 27 2009 6:49 PM

Hope to see you at my Halloween party. Its Halloween night, my house.
Nicole

Nicole Jamshidi



Oct 16 2009 6:02 PM

smell my fingers!! Pictures, Images and Photos stop it
Michelle

Michelle Evans Slater



Oct 15 2009 4:44 AM

That is what I want.  I want you to create a FB for your birthday.  No, no need to RSVP.
Michelle

Michelle Evans Slater



Oct 14 2009 4:07 AM

If you were on FB this would have been so much easier (hint, hint ).  Here is a copy of the invite I made.  And, if you were wondering, that photo is not a doctored photo of me.  That is what I look like when I wake up in the morning. 


Shikami ECV1069

Kris Henrie



Oct 4 2009 4:00 AM

Halloween party is on Halloween. Oct31st. You better make it!
Michelle

Michelle Evans Slater



Oct 3 2009 3:53 AM

At Cisco's the night of Amy's party.  I get to pick up my car in the morrow.  YAY.
Michelle

Michelle Evans Slater



Oct 2 2009 2:12 AM

Dude, I still don't have a car and I lost my iPhone.  $300 for a new one.  Fuckity, Fuck, Fuck.
Nicole

Nicole Jamshidi



Oct 1 2009 6:10 PM

Shakes the Clown Pictures, Images and Photos
Michelle

Michelle Evans Slater



Sep 9 2009 6:48 PM

Facebook sent me this message to send to you:

Dear Kelly J. Moses,

I understand from several unnamed sources that you have a grudge against me. You've said I am "stupid" and "lame".  I take offense to these comments.  I will forgive you, however, if you pay me a visit and create a profile through my service. Otherwise, I will deem it necessary to instruct my legions (mostly Michelle and Meri) to stalk and haraass you until you have a change of fart.  I mean heart. Please reconsider.

Your friend,

Facebook
Jack

Jack Attack



Sep 2 2009 8:02 PM

Its going, lol.  Whats new?
Jack

Jack Attack



Sep 1 2009 9:40 PM

Howdy Stranger!
Michelle

Michelle Evans Slater



Aug 31 2009 8:25 PM

OK
Michelle

Michelle Evans Slater



Aug 30 2009 2:31 PM

I did.  They are showing Ferrris Bueller's day off in two weeks.  I believe this is a must-attend event.
This one is on Sunday at 6:30, September 6th.  I am going to this one for sure.
Michelle

Michelle Evans Slater



Aug 30 2009 1:38 AM

Where you be at?
Michelle

Michelle Evans Slater



Aug 26 2009 6:49 PM

this saturday
Michelle

Michelle Evans Slater



Aug 26 2009 6:49 PM

american werewolf in london at hollywood forever.  wanna go?

Nicole

Nicole Jamshidi



Aug 24 2009 5:37 PM

fail owned pwned pictures
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Nicole

Nicole Jamshidi



Aug 22 2009 8:49 PM

ahahaha. lunch tomorrow???? u down or what?
Michelle

Michelle Evans Slater



Aug 20 2009 2:59 AM

when dew u start ur knew job?
Michelle

Michelle Evans Slater



Aug 18 2009 4:18 PM

I mean for tonight.
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