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Kel Sangster
- Duluth, Minnesota, US
- Last Login: 11/24/2009
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Interests
General
adventures, air, anachronisms, anthony burgess, ashes, bad sci-fi,bible concordances, bo fighting, brains, brooding, bruce campbell, bruce lee come save the day, buddhism, cs lewis, ceilings, chaos theory, chipotle burritos, chris vrenna, chuck palahniuk, clint eastwood, coffee, cold weather, comics, confused elderly, creepshow, cremations, crusader rabbit, daniel quinn, defining quality, defining taste, defining time, defining truth, DEMO, destroying all humanity, di dollari, diablo ii, dirt, douglas adams, eishin ryu, emperor norton i, eviscerations, exhumations, exploration, explosions, fat bastard wine, fighting battle, fire, galaxy trio, george orwell, gnosticism, good sci-fi, gradius, gradius iii, herculoids, idiosyncratic bedroom electronica, life force, iodiosyncratic subjectivism, karate expolsions, kotor, kung-fu lasers, libertarians, lone wolf and cub, maker's mark bourbon, making fight, malice without cause, max allen collins, mcdonalds, michael shermer, miles davis, mocking gentiles, movies, muay thai, musashi, NES, not reading, NYX, pain, passover, PLA, powerglove, q-tips, random acts of violence, reading, rickety rocket, robert pirsig, robots, running, salman rushdie, sam raimi, school, seeing live surgery, senor cardgage, sigourney weaver, sitting, skydivers, soul calibur, space ghost, speculative fiction, star wars, starcraft, steampunk, stephen gammell, swiss cake rolls, taoism, teh cheat, that bible, the old testament, the sky, theology, those cool sensa pens, tolkien, touché turtle, transmetropolitan, ultimate spider-man, ursula k leguin, vargas, video games, violence, virtual boy, weapons, white noise, writing, yamamoto tsunetomo, zatoichi, zenMusic
John Coltrane
Aphex Twin
Hurdy Gurdy
AFX
Metal Fingers Doom
Battles
Polygon Window
Walter Braunfels
Squarepusher
DJ Shadow
U.N.K.L.E.
The Mars Volta
Makavelli
Billie Holiday
Di Dolari
Roberta Flack
Nine Inch Nails
Mr. Bungle
Salamander
Dillinger Escape Plan
Fantômas
The Dave Brubeck Quartet
Everybell And Whistle
DJ Dangermouse
Pharoah Sanders
Dust Brothers
Archie Shepp
Lee Morgan
Samuel Coledridge Taylor
Franz Schubert
Soul Coughing
The Impulse & The Reason
KMFDM
Cannonball Adderley
Viktor Vaughn
Bone Thugs and Harmony
Einstürzende Neubauten
Tweaker
The Fog
Prince Paul
Best Friends Forever
Dan the Automator
Beck
Terrorclops
Miles Davis
Rammstein
Buddy Guy
Jimi Hendrix
Public Enemy
The Last Poets
Björk
mc chris
The Chemical Brothers
POS
Dr. Dre
Rasputina
Herbie Hancock
Soul Coughing
Tom Waits
The Impulse And The Reason
Queens of the Stone Age
Butthole Surfers
Industrial Monk
At the Drive In
Fitzgerald
Man...or Astro Man?
Weezer
Gustav Holst
Johnny Cash
The Advantage
Sublime
Alkaline TrioMovies
300
A Clockwork Orange
Akira
Alien
Aliens
Alien 3
A New Hope
Armitage III (the third)
Artificial Intelligence
Army of Darkness
Attack of the Clones
Basic
Battle Royale
Blue Planet
Casshaun: Robot Hunter
Casshern
The Chinese Connection
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Contact
Crash
Creepshow
Creepshow 2
Danger: Diabolik!
Donnie Darko
The Empire Strikes Back
Enter the Dragon
Evil Dead
Evil Dead II
Evolution
The Eye
Fargate
The Fellowship of the Ring
Fight Club
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Findependence Day
A Fistful of Dollars
For a Few Dollars More
Full Metal Jacket
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Grosse Point Blank
Hero
Ichi the Killer
Kung Fu Hustle
The Last Starfighter
Little Big Man
Logan's Run
The Matrix
The Matrix: Reloaded
The Matrix: Revolutions
Maximum Overdrive
Minority Report
My Pet Monster: The Motion Picture Pitch Black
Return of the Dragon
Return of the Jedi
The Return of the King
Revenge of the Sith
Road to Perdition
Roujin-Z
Rosemary's Baby
Roshamon
The Thing
Titan A.E.
Transformers
The Two Towers
Ultraviolet
Unbreakable
War of the Worlds
The Warriors
Wizards
ZatoichiTelevision
BBC World News
The Boondocks
FLCLBooks
The American Heritage College Dictionary (4th Edition)
The Hitchhiker's Trilogy
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul
Watership Down
I, Robot
Foundation
Fahrenheit 451
A Clockwork Orange
Kindred
Your Blues Ain't Like Mine
Monkey
Eaters of the Dead
Road to Perdition
Heart of Darkness
The Interesting Narrative of Olaudah Equiano
Lord of the Flies
Siddhartha
Nicodemus Runs Away
The Iliad
Beowulf
Brave New World
Middle Passage
Christine
Lone Wolf and Cub
Samurai Executioner
Passionate Spectator
The Left Hand of Darkness
The Lathe of Heaven
Changing Planes
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Magic Goes Away
Merchant of Death
Elric of Melniboné
Superman - Red Son
The Watchmen
1984
Fathering Words
Choke
Haunted
Lullaby
Fight Club
Survivor
Invisible Monsters
Eugene Onegin
Ishmael
Grimus
East, West
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
More Scary Stories
Scary Stories 3
The Catcher in the Rye
Travels With Charley
Julius Caesar
The Sonnets
Of Mice and Men
Battle Royale
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Hobbit
The Lord of the Rings
The Silmarillion
The Prince and the Pauper
War of the Worlds
Moonspeaker
Dawn
Night
If Chins Could Kill
Helter Skelter
Black Like Me
Signature Killers
Everything You Know is Wrong
The Prince
Manifestos: The Declaration of Independence
Common Sense
The Communist Manifesto
The Little Red Book
Confessions of a Yakuza
Genghis Khan and the Making of the Modern World
Malcom X's Autobiography
Brothers and Keepers
Fathering Words
They Fought Back
Zondervan's NIV Study Bible
Great Machete Battles
Strong's Concordance
The Holy Qur'an
The Book of Five Rings
Autumn Lightning
Hagakure
Karate-do: My Way of Life
The Unfettered Mind
Killing the Buddha
Meeting the Buddha
Zen Keys
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
The I-Ching
The Tao Te Ching
Reflections on the Tao
Chuang Tzu
Hua Hu Ching
The Tao Speaks
Taking the Path of Zen
The Hiram Key
Mere Christianity
The Screwtape Letters
When Bad Things Happen to Good People
Religions of Man
The Zombie Survival Guide
The Art of Shen Ku
The Worst Case Scenerio Handbook
The Worst Case Scenerio Handbook: Travel
The Tao of Jeet Kune Do
Games People Play
Body LanguageHeroes
The Late Roi Sangster
The Late Ruby Perkins
The Late Douglas Adams
The Late Hunter S. Thompson
The Late Toshiro Mifune
The Late Malcolm X [El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz]
Isaiah Bradley
Keith Olbermann
Tom Selleck
Details
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Boulder, CO
- Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: Other
- Religion: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Leo
- Smoke / Drink: No / No
- Education: In college
- Occupation: Student, Writer
- Income: Less than $30,000
Schools
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University Of Minnesota-Duluth
- Duluth, MN
- Graduated: N/A
- Degree: In Progress
- Major: Anthropology
- Minor: Cultural Studies
2006 to Present -
University Of Minnesota-Twin Cities
- Minneapolis,Minnesota
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Other
- Major: Pre-Liberal Arts
2005 to 2006 -
Perpich Center Arts Education
- Golden Valley,Minnesota
- Graduated: 2000
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Major: Literature
- Clubs: Destroy All Humans Club
Weekly Mall Project Meetings
1999 to 2000 -
Hastings Sr.
- Hastings,Minnesota
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: None
- Clubs: 'Art' Club
Raider's Digest
Anti-Ninja League
1996 to 1999
Networking
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I primarily write dark comedies and speculative fiction, but usually stay away from hard sci-fi and swords and sorcery fantasy, unless it's part of that dark comedy vein.
Companies
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r17 Productions
- Minneapolis, MN US
- CEO, Laborer
01.1999 - Present
Latest Blog Entries
- Aug 11, 2008 7:53 AM Wrought
- May 29, 2008 4:44 AM Special, unedited sneak preview of the NYT best seller, BLEEDTHROUGH
- Feb 4, 2008 9:52 PM A Thesis on the Taking Up of Feet for the Competition Game of the Super-Ball
- Dec 13, 2007 2:46 PM BLEAKHHRAGH
- Jun 10, 2007 12:33 PM Fallout Fan Fiction!
Blurbs
About me:
.. "...of no fame."I am somebody named Kel. You can call me that or call me any of the other names by which I am sometimes called; that's fine. Whatever you're used to.
I write. I school. I eat. I gym. I work. We all change and grow.
I am currently doing school in Duluth. I should be done by December of 2009. That means I will have been here for four years. Which is too long.
For those of you who might say "Duluth is so beautiful, I'd love to live there," no you wouldn't. Duluth is physically huge, the job market is total shit, everybody smokes, and looking at the lake in awe gets old after the first month.
UMD is a giant high school: it's all indoors and you're crammed inside this disease ridden prison with all these sick, nasty gentiles who sneeze and cough in their hands, never wash after going to the bathroom, and don't like the idea of circulating fresh air in and out of the building. Motherfuckers.
I like cereal.
Ways you can keep in touch with me besides my MySpace page:
-My Livejournal: "Bodhisattva Victorious in Strife"
-My Flickr page, which will soon be replaced with a Picasa page.
-My Facebook page
-or e-mail me, assuming you have my e-mail address. or call me, assuming you have my number. or drop me a letter if you live in the 1800's and you're feeling like writing like dr. frankenstein did, when half of the book was just mary shelley going "oh crap i have to get like 30,000 more words in this or i can't get it published and lord byron is going to kill me if i don't" so she just wrote a bunch of letters about dr. frankenstein's step sister who he was going to marry and, really, isn't that book just the epitome of what's wrong with the way stories were written in the 1800's? i mean come on. how many people were really literate enough to write twenty page letters by hand and have someone read it? think of how many times you'd have to re-write something after screwing up, or misspelling, or just using the wrong word or realizing, "nah, he doesn't need to know this." seriously. but i got a renewed appreciation for the word "galvanization" from that book. that word? awesome.
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Evangeli-owned.
funnah
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Check out my latest video, Super Elimidate. 3 heroes battle it out for a chance to date a regular guy. It's hilarious!
Make sure to leave a comment if you like it!
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..THE DATING TAPE on FunnyOrDie. com..
Mar 2 2008 9:20 PM
Love,
Renee :-)
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