Professor Max Hammer
Professor Max Hammer Female
22 years old
CEDAR CITY, Utah
United States



Last Login: 12/2/2009
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    Professor Max Hammer's Interests
Music:.| 311
:.| AC/DC
:.| Ali Project
:.| Alison Krauss
:.| Alizée
:.| Allman Brothers
:.| Apoptygma Berzerk
:.| Aqua
:.| A*Teens
:.| Avenue Q [Musical]
:.| The Bangles
:.| BNL
:.| The Beatles
:.| Billy Joel
:.| Björk
:.| Black Sabbath
:.| Blue Oyster Cult
:.| Blutengel
:.| Boston
:.| David Bowie
:.| Cake
:.| Captain Jack
:.| Tracy Chapman
:.| Chicago [Musical]
:.| Eric Clapton
:.| Combichrist
:.| CCR
:.| Darude
:.| Disturbed
:.| The Eagles
:.| Eurythmics
:.| Evanescence
:.| Eve 6
:.| Fastball
:.| Freezepop
:.| Green Day
:.| Guns N’ Roses
:.| Herman's Hermits
:.| Joan Jett
:.| Billy Joel
:.| Yuki Kajiura
:.| The Kinks
:.| KMFDM
:.| Lacuna Coil
:.| Annie Lennox
:.| Linkin Park
:.| The Lonely Island
:.| Marilyn Manson
:.| Megumi Hayashibara
:.| Men Without Hats
:.| Metallica
:.| Morningwood
:.| Nightwish
:.| The Offspring
:.| of Montreal
:.| OK Go
:.| The Pillows
:.| Pink Floyd
:.| The Postal Service
:.| Prezioso
:.| Producers [Musical]
:.| Queen
:.| Rammstein
:.| The Rasmus
:.| Reefer Madness
:.| R.E.M.
:.| Rent [Musical]
:.| RHPS
:.| Spamalot [Musical]
:.| Tenacious D
:.| The Talking Heads
:.| They Might Be Giants
:.| Thompson Twins
:.| U2
:.| VNV Nation
:.| The Who
:.| Wicked [Musical]
:.| Rob Zombie

Movies
Austin Powers |.:
Battle Royale |.:
Battle Royale II |.:
Beerfest |.:
Best in Show |.:
Chicago |.:
Dahmer |.:
Dawn of the Dead |.:
Day of the Dead |.:
Dodgeball |.:
The Exorcist |.:
Girl, Interrupted |.:
Grease |.:
Hannibal |.:
Hannibal Rising |.:
Hedwig |.:
Hot Fuzz |.:
Kill Bill |.:
Land of the Dead |.:
MST3k |.:
My Fair Lady |.:
Now and Then |.:
Office Space |.:
The Paper Chase |.:
Pick of Destiny |.:
Pirates |.:
Pulp Fiction |.:
Red Dragon |.:
Reefer Madness |.:
Rent |.:
RHPS |.:
Saw |.:
Saw II |.:
Saw III |.:
Shaun of the Dead |.:
Silence of the Lambs |.:
Silent Hill |.:
Sleepy Hollow |.:
Snatch |.:
Television:.| Avatar
:.| The Bird's of Prey
:.| Cash Cab
:.| The Colbert Report
:.| Cold Case
:.| CSI
:.| The Daily Show
:.| History's Mysteries
:.| House, MD
:.| Law & Order
:.| Law & Order: CI
:.| Law & Order: SVU
:.| Mail Call
:.| Monk
:.| Noir
:.| Reno 911
:.| [scrubs]
:.| The Slayers
:.| Stella
:.| Tenchi Muyo!
:.| The X-Files

Books
Battle Royale |.:
Carrie |.:
Christine |.:
Cujo |.:
The Dead Zone |.:
Farenheit 451 |.:
Firestarter |.:
Gerald's Game |.:
The Giver |.:
The Green Mile |.:
Hannibal |.:
Hannibal Rising |.:
Hard Love |.:
Harry Potter |.:
Hearts in Atlantis |.:
The Lord of the Flies |.:
Red Dragon |.:
The Shining |.:
Silence of the Lambs |.:
The Stand |.:
Storm of the Century |.:
Thinner |.:
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     Professor Max Hammer's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Cedar City, UT
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college

   Professor Max Hammer's Schools
Southern Utah University
Cedar City,UT
Graduated: N/A
 

2005 to Present



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About me:
[CURRENTLY . . .]

.:.Reading.:.
Common Sense; The Rights of Man and Other Essential Writings of Thomas Paine

.:.Watching.:.
House

[BIRTHDATE]
July 31

[HAIR COLOR]
Red

[EYE COLOR]
Brown

[OTHER ASSORTED STUFF]
5'3" Tall
Agnostic
Bored 24/7
Internet Addict
I post lots of useless bulletins.
Recovering WoW Addict
Hannibal Lecter is my hero.
I know kung-fu and several other funny words.
(So I rock at Scrabble.)



Who I'd like to meet:
Sasquatch. That'd be pretty damn cool, wouldn't it?

Or just people. :P Not to say I'd turn down an opportunity to meet sasquatch. I mean, fer serious, those pictures would sell for quite the amount. I could buy a car or something. That'd be sweet, you must admit.

But seriously, you know who I really want to meet? My doppelgänger. And if we could be best friends it'd be so cool. Cause I'd be like, "Dude, you look just like me." and she'd be like "Dude, you look just like me!" and we could so use it to our advantage.

Unless it was like that one episode of The X-Files when Kathy Griffin met her doppelgänger and shit went wrong whenever they were close. But that'd be cool too. Just meet up randomly, cause natural disasters. Awesome.

   Professor Max Hammer's Friend Space (Top 3)
Professor Max Hammer has 55 friends.
 Carlos 


 Mrs. Kingdon 


 Kent! 





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Mrs. Kingdon

Summer Kingdon



Oct 15 2009 12:43 AM

Text me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Kingdon

Summer Kingdon



Oct 8 2009 6:36 PM

Sup BRA!!!!! lol jk

The Gate Keeper

Kirsten Kennon



Sep 27 2009 2:35 PM

aids
Rafi-boy

Rafael Paoli



Aug 3 2009 4:43 AM

Happy birthday Faid from HDorik =D
Nate the Great

Nathan Fleming



Jul 31 2009 5:20 AM

Happy birthday, Faid. 
Stacy

Stacy Malone



Jul 7 2009 3:24 PM

ACCEPTABLE!
Also: Frenndi totally IMed me and I thought it was you. LOL. Whoooooopsies.
Stacy

Stacy Malone



Jul 7 2009 3:18 PM

No. You're just a bad bad baddie bad baddie.

.... Well, maybe.. Will you pay me to change your status? ;)
Stacy

Stacy Malone



Jul 7 2009 3:13 PM

Yes. You're bad and you should feel bad. Baddie. BAD!
The Gate Keeper

Kirsten Kennon



Jul 3 2009 5:29 AM

Yay! You have a birthday this month!
baby fernanda

baby fernanda



Jun 11 2009 3:10 AM

im doing good just working and living life. turning 22 on the 16th
Father Grizzley

Ric Martens



Jun 11 2009 2:16 AM

Hey you! this is your official wave back. How have you been?
TriZo

TriZo



Jun 8 2009 10:50 PM

hey girl long time huh!
Yea man it totally like in the 100s since like 3 weeks ago! it was so hot like a few days ago it killed the battery in my truck! dude so much is going on in life right now. Im an aunt my brother had a baby! Dezz had a baby! My exs baby just started walking. My little sister is driving. Work is still the same old junk but other than that wow IM glad you asked. HOLLA at me soon!
Troie
Stacy

Stacy Malone



Jun 5 2009 5:46 PM

YAY!! COMPUTER!! YAY!!!
Stacy

Stacy Malone



Jun 1 2009 5:54 PM

That picture... is ... what the hell? I am so confused as to what's going on in it.
Stacy

Stacy Malone



Jun 1 2009 5:33 PM

rofl. I'm leading an Ulduar10 Wednesdays and Thursdays now. Too much dramarama with idgets with the Naxx25, and the disinterest from guildmates just made it pointless. Though it was pretty great when Esp decided to tell some of our friends that I stopped doing Naxx25 because I had a "nervous breakdown". *sigh* I didn't have a nervous breakdown.. I had a homicidal breakdown, if anything, because I wanted to kill people.
Stacy

Stacy Malone



Jun 1 2009 4:20 PM

I will if I can. I've been leveling with a priesty friend and he's been on a roll, and I use Paradia (the huntard) as my after-raid-mindless-cooldown-of-no-thinking. Ulduar25 progression is nothing to lawl at apparently. *sits in a corner and digs nails into arms* Noooooo morrrrreeeeee trassssshhhhh.
Stacy

Stacy Malone



Jun 1 2009 4:10 PM

Well good fucking going! *prays that you get a new computer sooooooon* Been kinda weird not having the ~*~*AMAZING*~*~ Faid. >.> Oh, dude, my little huntard made it to Northrend. Lol. Level 69 draenei huntard who gets killed because she pulls 7 bajillion mobs at once? Win.
Stacy

Stacy Malone



Jun 1 2009 4:04 PM

Didn't I tell you I was farming for one at one point? Yeah, I was just short of 12.5k a week ago, and Chris (Esperance) was like "Here" and gave me the last bit I needed so I could have my chopper. I was like "Hellllll yeah!" When you get back, we can trade chopper rides. omg<33?! What up with your computer, btw?
baby fernanda

baby fernanda



May 28 2009 5:10 PM

hey girl whats up how you been?
The Gate Keeper

Kirsten Kennon



May 27 2009 5:06 PM

Kendra!
Carlos

Carlos



May 22 2009 11:59 PM

Yeah that's awesome, you should come out of hiding sometime :D
Carlos

Carlos



May 19 2009 11:35 PM

I'm going very well, thanks for asking. And as always, if you need help i'm here. Are you excited?
Alucard

Alucard



May 19 2009 10:55 PM

oh noes! so how have you been miss lady? i havnt talked to you in like abajillion years
Alucard

Alucard



May 19 2009 10:51 PM

ugh do i have to..i havnt played in like a month and a half =p
Carlos

Carlos



May 19 2009 9:12 PM

It's ok kendra. No worries :) maybe next time eh?
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