Kenneth Witz

About me:

Name:	Kenneth James Witz, I go by Kenny or KJ starting now
Birthdate:	July 11th, 1988
Birthplace:	Detroit, Michigan
Current Location:	Riverview, Michigan
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Brown
Height:	5'10
Weight:	???
Piercings:	no
Tatoos:	no
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:	never going to happen
Overused Phraze:	I know, right?
FAVORITES
Food:	Chocolate
Candy:	Take 5
Number:	11
Color:	Green, Red, Black
Animal:	Dog
Drink:	Iced Tea
Alcohol Drink:	Leinenkugels
Bagel:	none
Letter:	K
Body Part on Opposite sex:	Eyes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:	neither, both make me sick
McDonalds or BurgerKing:	MCDONALDS!!!
Strawberry or Watermelon:	Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea:	Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla	Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:	Coffee
Kiss or Hug:	Hug
Dog or Cat:	Dog
Rap or Punk:	Gothic
Summer or Winter:	Fall
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:	Both
Love or Money:	Love...but I will never find it
YOUR...
Bedtime:	never
Most Missed Memory:	being five and not knowing the defintion of heartache every moment
&..39;Best phyiscal feature:'	my eyes
First Thought Waking Up:	how late did I sleep in?
Goal for this year:	to find a job
Best Friends:	none
Weakness:	Chocolate
Fears:	dinosaurs and insects, and dying an old man after many years of lonliness
Heritage:	Finnish, Irish, Scottish, Syrian, French-Canadian, Native American, and Pennsylvania-dutch
Longest relationship:	never technically been in one
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank:	duh
Ever Smoked:	no
Pot:	no
Ever been Drunk:	yes
Ever been beaten up:	yes
Ever beaten someone up:	no
Ever Shoplifted:	no
Ever Skinny Dipped:	no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:	no
Been Dumped Lately:	no...never had the chance, been hurt before the relationship
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color:	doesnt matter
Favorite Hair Color:	RED
Short or Long:	medium or long
Height:	shorter than me
Style:	doesnt matter
Looks or Personality:	personality
Hot or Cute	cute
Drugs and Alcohol:	no
Muscular or Really Skinny:	really skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past:	none
What country do you want to Visit:	Finland, England, Ireland, Scotland, and France
How do you want to Die:	sleeping in my bed
Been to the Mall Lately:	no
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yes
Get along with your Parents:	yes
Health Freak:	kinda
Do you think your Attractive:	no
Believe in Yourself:	no
Want to go to College:	yes
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Drink:	yes
Shower Daily:	yes
Been in Love:	Fell in love, but then I fell too hard and got hurt way too bad
Want to get Married:	yes, but it wont happen
Do you want Children:	yes, again, wont happen
Have your future kids names planned out:	Benjermin Franklin Witz(boy) or Jessica Marie Witz(girl)
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:	wont happen
Hate anyone:	yes, that stupid girl who rebuilt my heart from its shattered remains only to be the sole desrtoyer of my reborn heart, my friend Aaron knows who I am talking about.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

The name is Kenny Witz. You can call me KJ if you want to. I am 21 years old and Im not like a lot of other 21 year olds. For one, I am a character. Also, I am very open-minded, and I dont tolerate ignorance, and people who judge others by how they look...why? because all throughout high school, I was judged by how I looked, and they all thought I was a freak, but if someone got to know me, then they found that I was funny, cool, creative, and a very good friend, and they became friends of mine, the best friends that I will have ever known. My aspiration is to become a famous folk/rock singer and then use the money that I make doing that to go to law school and become a very rich and wealthy lawyer, and then eventually I want to become the President of the United States. I want to be the one in my generation who controls and governs the United States and be one of many to govern the world. I am an independent individual, I am smart and intellectual, yet I also have a soft and humourous side to me that people are appealed by. What more can I say? I am a leader. I am a very fun person to be around, I play guitar and sing and im learning how to play the harmonica. I love to learn. As far as dating goes, I used to be a good catch but since Ive been hurt so much, I am swearing off dating FOR LIFE...I choose to not date anyone ever...so unless you are really interested in me...dont bother talking to me. unless you really want to be my friend, if you want to talk to me then feel free.

"So Yo Hombre Vahina" by Kenny Witz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEt1_6PNm3U

I was drunk one night and just played my guitar, this is funny. My brother Kyle is singing in the background, he's not drunk though.

I AM A GRYFFINDOR!!!

Once again, I took a Sorting Hat Quiz, and got placed in GRYFFINDOR!!! I LOVE GRYFFINDOR!!!

Wow, Im bad

We Like Sports
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUAeJ0R-ylg

This is Hilarious, possibly one of the best cover videos for this song, I hope you enjoy! Please feel free to drop me a line and share your thoughts on this video.