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Kenny Zimlinghaus
Jokes / Jokes / Jokes
"Hey. Safe trip, alright?"

Male
28 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 9/4/2008
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   Kenny Zimlinghaus's Comedian Bio
BioMy name is Kenny Zimlinghaus. I live in NY city. I am a stand-up comedian and I’ve been working in radio for awhile. I host a show every tuesday night at Rififi in NYC starting at 10pm. . You can hear me on Cosmo Radio Sirius channel 111 "Wake up with Cosmo". Thanks for reading this. Please check out my blog at Zimlinghaus.com Videos! BUT BUT BUT, MORE IMPORTANTLY....Please check out Thank you!!!!
Websitezimlinghaus.com
Influenceshttp://www.myspace.com/roomtemperature3

    Kenny Zimlinghaus's Interests
GeneralSleep. Food. (most notably peanut butter and blue cheese). Leaving off the last "S" for savings.
MusicStuff with horns.
MoviesThe Natural. The Last Dragon. Being There.
TelevisionChannel 4, I like 5 sometimes, 21 to learn, and stuff in the 112 area.
Booksanything on tape.
HeroesI really won't give anyone the satisfaction.

     Kenny Zimlinghaus's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:New York
Body type:0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate


   Upcoming Gigs
Sep 5 2008 8:00P
Tom McCaffrey CD Release Party SOUNDFIX RECORDS Brooklyn NY
Sep 11 2008 9:00P
Telephone Bar - Clubhouse New York NY
Sep 25 2008 8:00P
Comix NYC New York NY
Nov 26 2008 8:00P
Go Bananas Cincinatti Cincinatti OH
Nov 28 2008 8:00P
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Nov 29 2008 8:00P
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   Kenny Zimlinghaus's Blurbs
About me:
I’m six feet tall, wish I was like 6’5" though. Please check out my blaaaag at Zimlinghaus.com I host a LIVE stand-up comedy show every Tuesday night at 8pm at Rififi (318 East 11th Street NYC) with selected sets being aired on Sirius Satellite Radio.
Who I'd like to meet:
Billy Bush and any of those guys from MTV's True Life "The Jersey Shore"

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Kenny Zimlinghaus's Friends Comments
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~melissa





Sep 5 2008 2:09 AM

Still the best giggle ever.
No contest.
:)
Jessica





Sep 2 2008 2:07 AM

i'm so glad there was video of you shaving your pits. i've missed all of the show's since wednesday. i have some major catching up to do.
Karen





Aug 31 2008 11:41 PM


MySpaceAnimations.com

Gionna[patron]♥





Aug 29 2008 1:16 PM

thank you soo much kenny.

talk to you tuesday.
have a good long weekend.
=)
Joanne & Anthony





Aug 27 2008 3:42 PM

Listening to you guys at work makes my day go by faster thanks!!!! Thanks for the add!

Joanne
Big Jim





Aug 26 2008 6:45 PM

Jesus. I totally forgot about that old bad bit.
How's life? Show treatin' you well?
Goin balls deep? Gamblin? Eatin PB? Blue Cheese on everything? Those Oatmeal pies with the cream in the middle?
Yeah. Those are the shit, right there.
Archive Bears





Aug 23 2008 4:37 AM

lets friggin do this son!
ROBBIE-RED-HEAD





Aug 22 2008 4:47 PM

I WANNA SEE PICTURES OF PREGNANT KENNY!!
Carmencita





Aug 22 2008 12:04 AM

I believe that we should petition to add what you guys did this morning as an official olympic sport! Give all those mommies to be a chance at gold! Great show Kenny!
Sara Benincasa





Aug 21 2008 11:27 PM

Kenny, if I don't get to hear the Pregnancy Olympics soon, I will FREAK OUT. I feel like GIB should have the Sex Olympics or something. Except that's so illegal.
Jessica





Aug 21 2008 6:37 PM

this morning's show was gold.
Sweetness®





Aug 21 2008 4:38 PM


OMG!!!! This morning's show was HILARIOUS!!!! Okay, the one thing that got difficult during the latter months of pregnancy was keeping 'that place' shaved. I have always, and I didn't feel like stopping.
I know it had of made things just a LITTLE bit easier for my mid-wife?? Okay, my funny insight on pregnancy!! &hearts ~ Robin In Atlanta
lovelines





Aug 19 2008 4:24 AM

another layer of the onion

Only @ Andrew's





Aug 14 2008 10:05 PM

Hey Kenny! People are still talking about you guys! You had mentioned that some of the show may get played on sirius.
If it does is something that you could let us know in advance?
Archive Bears





Aug 9 2008 4:00 AM

earn this.
♥PaRtY oF SeVeN♥





Aug 8 2008 6:09 PM

Ok, so, here is take two....Carsen says it a little louder. I just liked the first one cause he is making sure he looks cool. lol

Enjoy! Thanks for a great show!!
Check out this video: Dont do it guuuurl - take two

♥PaRtY oF SeVeN♥





Aug 8 2008 6:05 PM

Here you go....my 5 year old!

Check out this video: Just for Cosmo radio- dont do it guuuurl

Steph





Aug 7 2008 10:30 PM

Hey Kenny, first off thanks for the add. second of all I wanted to say I have never laughed so much while listening to you today waxing your leg. thirdly I wanted to thank you for picking me to be one of the jury last month with the branding case. Cheers from Canada!!!!
Steph
John





Aug 7 2008 6:19 AM

hey kenny!!!
lovelines





Aug 6 2008 10:45 PM

First off, DO NOT get your a$$ waxed. Second, I want a pic of you with Taylor and Victoria in the Gossip Girl tees.


Lastly, since your attention span must be short (as you are a man), here's 15 seconds of pure Gossip Girl joy.

☆Just Me☆





Aug 6 2008 3:24 AM

remember that dochebag who left that lady msgs? the msgs you played a few weeks ago on the air? Yeah, those were hilarious, where can we get wavs of them? lol and possibly a restraining order!
lovelines





Aug 5 2008 7:17 PM

Haha! Sorry it wasn't a man size. You have to wear it on your next "What it feels like for a girl" session.

I bet you look super sexified in it ;)
Karen





Aug 5 2008 1:39 AM

Sooooooooo, did you look into it yet????? :)
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Aug 1 2008 5:45 AM

What it feels like for a girl...

Available at www. lovelinesbytiffanypalisi. com
Heather The Fairy Daniels





Jul 30 2008 7:17 PM

It is unreal that it is real...

really!
Miss Jenny





Jul 29 2008 5:01 PM

Can you put more videos on your page? I loved watching Taylor actually "talk on the radio" in the "Debra" video on her page.
Miss Jenny





Jul 29 2008 3:29 PM

Come on Kenny, you love BuckCherry right? They have some good songs!
Sweetness®





Jul 29 2008 1:43 PM

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Hey Kenny!! It's Robin from Atlanta!!! Thank you so much for taking all of my crazy calls! (Especially this AM!!Photobucket)And I look so forward to seeing one of your shows one day......
PhotobucketPhotobucket Love to Victoria and Tay-tay, too!! &hearts ~ Robin
Only @ Andrew's





Jul 27 2008 11:56 PM

Thank you so much for coming out! Steve was very happy!! I will stay in touch with you! I am glad that we left an impression in our little town!
Kevin





Jul 26 2008 11:00 PM

Hey Kenny
The funniest thing on your page is that you actually listed "The Last Dragon" as one of your favorite movies. Finally there is someone out there that realizes the true genuis of Bruce Leeroy.
C





Jul 26 2008 2:47 PM

DIRTY DRAWINGS MADE CLEAN
lovelines





Jul 24 2008 12:45 PM

Good morning girlfriend ;)
Karen





Jul 23 2008 12:30 AM

I think you need to come to Jrs.
Last Laugh Comedy Club in Erie, Pa!!! I'd love to see ya!!!
Susie





Jul 21 2008 12:06 PM


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