Ken
Stand-Up / Redneck/Country / General
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Vhat else, vhat else?
Male
38 years old
BURLINGAME, CA
United States
Last Login: 7/6/2009
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Ken's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Ken Townsend is the illegitimate child of Molly Hatchet and the Ramones, baptized in corn liquor, lit on fire, and raised on a steady diet of pro wrestling and comic books. This son of a Carolina preacher woke up from a drunken blackout one day in 1997 to find himself in San Francisco, and has been trying to figure out his new surroundings ever since. You can catch Ken on liquor store security cameras nationwide and at finer (and more forgiving) comedy establishments worldwide. Stop by and say, “Hey,” next time you’re in the Bay Area. Just don’t wear anything flammable. | | Influences | Bill Hicks, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Dusty Rhodes, Ric Flair, Mick Foley, Andy Kaufman, Jerry Clower, Hee Haw, Johnny Cash and Satan. | | TV Shows | Liquor store security cams worldwide. | | Films | Scotty Fell's Diamond Club Follies (RKO, 1938) |
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Ken's Interests
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| Music | Ramones, Supersuckers, Johnny Cash, Lou Reed/Velvet Underground, Half Japanese, Fugazi, Lightning Bolt, Husker Du, Minutemen, Wayne Hancock, Hank III, Porter Wagoner, Buck Owens, New York Dolls, Johnny Thunders, Sex Pistols, Dillinger Four, Unrest, Bouncing Souls, Kid Dynamite, Zeke, Tom Waits, Eels, Swingin Utters, Cramps, Glenn Branca | | Movies | Paths of Glory, Blazing Saddles, Dr Strangelove, Young Frankenstein, Grizzly Man, Aguirre the Wrath of God, Bad Santa, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, The Bad News Bears, Being There, Blue Velvet, Bob Roberts, Bottle Rocket, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Bubba Ho-Tep, Burden of Dreams, Polyester, Drugstore Cowboy, My Own Private Idaho, Dumbo, Ed Wood, Gummo, How's Your News?, The Jerk, Pulp Fiction, Midnight Cowboy, Miller's Crossing, Network, Planet of the Apes, The Producers, Repo Man, Strange Brew | | Television | Pro wrestling and history channel type deals. |
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Ken's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Vanceboro, NC | | Body type: | 5' 10" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Comedian |
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