evil eddie c - bass/vox
pete pasted - guitar/vox
ross clot - drums/vox
Sounds Like
Bands we've been compared to:
Motards, Scared of Chaka, El Duce (Mentors), Meatmen, Ducky Boys, Randumbs, The Blurters, Stikky, Bad Religion, Nardcore bands, Dr. Know, Aggression, Minor Threat, Blanks 77, Queers, Submachine, Feederz, Unseen, Rancid, Zero Boys
Stuff people kindly said about us:
"real and compelling and reminds me of when punk rock was un-produced and urgent and most importantly sincere." - Marco, No Front Teeth
"intelligently stupid lyrics" - Jimmy Alvarado, Razorcake
"I bet these guys would be fun to hang out with" - Ben Snakepit, Razorcake
"passionate punk rock with fucked up, blazing guitars, manic vocals, and driving bass and drums. The harmonies are tight and efficient....KERMIT'S FINGER remind you that Boston is one of the true punk rock capitals of the United States" - Bruce Roehrs, Maximum RocknRoll
"three guys who play, and sing, frenzied punk rock that will entice you to get drunk" - Denis Sheehan, Askew Reviews
"louder than Logan airport at rush hour" - Laura Markley, The Noise
"You can practically define punk rock by listening to this record" - Vic, World Wide Punk"
"your house will not resist!" - Simon, World of Punk & Ska (ha! yeah, he really wrote that in a review!)
Short bio...
Started in 1992 in Orono, ME with Evil Eddie C on bass, Jay on vox, and Zack on guitar.
First show was at the Penny Post in Old Town, ME in the fall of '92.
Set list:
Empty Beer Cans
Trench of Stench
and a cover of Molly's Lips
Dan joined after the first show, and Zack quit.
For the first two years, we had more drummers than Angelina Jolie has shitty tattoos - Trigger, Kyle, the weird morphine addict kid, a death metal dude who was great, but sludgy.... Finally, Greg came into the record store Ed was working at wearing an Operation Ivy t-shirt (a rare sight in east bumfuck Maine), and asked for an application. Ed told Greg he had too much taste to work in a mall store, and Greg asked if Ed knew any bands that needed a drummer.
Moved back to Boston in 1994 - Jay quits - Ed starts singing
Members: Ed, Dan, Greg. Jason Yanouch joins as second guitar.
First album was a split CD with Penis Fly Trap released in 1996 (Fan Attic Records/Poorest Quality Records/Woof!)
Jason Y. left after the recording but before the release.
Chris Lissee joins as second guitar
Greg and Chris left the FINGA in Sep 1998 after recording the "Straight From the Bar" EP (Poorest Quality)
Pete Pasted (guit.) and Ross Clot (drums) joined in Oct 1998, and two weeks later played their first show with the band at the Middle East (upstairs) in Cambridge, MA.
Ed, Dan, Pete, and Ross put out the "Negative Mental Images" (Poorest Quality) and "They'll Play Anywhere" (split w/Zippo Raid on Fan Attic) 7" EPs in 1999 and 2000
Sometime in 2000 Dan split...the usual...creative differences....
Ed, Pete, and Ross go on to play a ton of shows and put out:
"Jacque's JonBenet Bombshell!" 10" EP in 2002 (Poorest Quality),
"Shoot Yourself in the Foot" CD in 2004 (Poorest Quality), and
Split 7" with the Disco Lepers in 2007 (No Front Teeth/Poorest Quality)
Currently, we're finishing up the artwork for our next LP, Grudge...
our sixth cd "the kids are alright" is being released in CT on NOV. 28 at the EL-N-GEE in NEW LONDON (ALL AGES) and in MASS on DEC. 5 at LONDON BILLIARDS in WORCESTER (18+)!!!!
Thanks for coming out, you guys are badass and we would love to do it again sometime. If you ever wanna come back out this way, hit us up for sure! Keep rockin' guys, havent quit listening to your shit since I got home, lmao. - XmarioX