I drink lots of coffee and then bitch about why the fuck did I drink so much fuckin coffee and then I talk incessantly and freak the fuck out about whatever random tangent that my mind happens to go on at any given second until I'm about to have a goddam heart attack or kill somebody or get beat up or something. I also like dogs.
Music
I used to like music that sounded like a grizzly bear trying to kill a weasel with a chainsaw, but my tastes have since become more refined. These days, I like stuff that sounds like some guy yelling at his rottweiler for playing the violin while he's mowing the lawn.
Movies
Good ol Jaws. Star Wars. The Usual Suspects was one of my favorites. I figured out that any movie is at least tolerable, if not pretty good, if you're not supposed to be rooting for the cops. There's some alright flicks out there in which the cops are the heroes, but I'm always rooting for the bank robbers. And I'm always rooting against the zombies, but then again, I can't help rooting for the zombies...
Television
Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Conehead O'Brien, Jeopardy!, The Family Guy, and that's it. And I don't even watch any of them anymore since I wound up screwing around on Myspace.
Books
I don't know how to read. I'm actually not even sure whether or not I'm saying anything right now. I just kinda randomly hit keys on the keyboard and hope everything comes out alright.
Heroes
Your results: You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
90%
Catwoman
75%
Hulk
70%
Superman
70%
Robin
62%
Supergirl
62%
Iron Man
55%
The Flash
45%
Batman
45%
Wonder Woman
37%
Green Lantern
25%
You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.
About me: Well, let's see here....I'm a fuckin bucket....Uhhh...Now let's see...I'm a fugitive from the future and ahh....well...I'm running from people that I owe money, or will in the future...where I'm from....I know all kinds of interesting stuff...like I can tell you if there's REALLY a ghost in your house or if you're just trippin. And I'm an excellent backseat driver. I mean, I can point out EVERY mistake you're making...I guess that just about covers it. Oh yeah, and I also like volleyball. And barbecued people.
You Are 80% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
Hey Kevin! It was great seeing you this evening. I hope you can make it to the show. Tomorrow - 2:00p.m. and Monday - 7:30 p.m. It's $8.00 at Rag Tag. If you can't come, I understand, but I think you would like it. It's pretty sick and twisted... just like you! ;-)
The Mopbucket of Tomorrow... Today!
