MUSIC, Sweet Baby James, sex, NYC, wham sandwiches, music, James' cooking, singing, writing, party planning, event planning, club/lounge promotion, boys who wear makeup, jogging in central park, drawing, saying hello to doggies and birdies, the Atkins diet when you want to get into your Speedo for Summer, hanging with my east village posse, being out and about, Karl Johnson, jamming to music, walking down the street as if it were a runway, attention-starved, hair wax, lotions, emotional rollercoasters, diet coke, diet dr. pepper, parties, vodka/soda, hunger pains, swimming in the ocean, visiting James Lopez at all of his bars, beaches, cracker jacks, grilled chicken, kissing, walking over 100 blocks just for the fuck of it, ice storms, road trips when i have my hands on a car, mutual masterbation, eyeliner, powder, lip gloss, sarcasm beyond, outer space, glitter, shiny things, recording music in a studio, acting on-set, drawing extremely detailed maps of fictitious cities, go-go boys, dominatrixes, porn, pimps, did i mention glitter?, candles, putting my devils out, snowstorms, thunderstorms, hummus, traveling to the tropics, pretending I'm stupid, when I'm really not, old Asian men sleeping on laps without bodies.
James:
Alex:
Karl Johnson:
James Lopez:
Stoph:
Devin:
Sal Icon:
Mattaboy:
Nate:
One of my all-time favorite DJs now [and lover, of course], Michael T.:
Oh, Can't Forget Jeri Blank:
Below is Peggy Lee if you didn't know. AMAZING!
Music
Aaliyah, Aaron Elvis, Avenue D, Balkan Beat Box, Beruit, Billie Holliday, Bjork, Blue Monday, James Brown, The Carpenters, The Chemical Brothers, Christina Aguilera, Ciara, Coldplay, Courtney Love, Corey Tut, The Cure, Danny Elfman, Deborah Cox, Death Cab for Cutie, Dee-Lite, Destiny's Child, Depeche Mode, Duke, Duran, Duran, Elvis, En Vogue, Etta James, Eve, Felix da Housecat, Fiona Apple, Garbage, George Michael, Gwen Stefani, Janet Jackson, J. Lo, Justin Timberlake, Josh Groban, Kate Bush, Kelly Clarkson, Klaxons, The Knife, Kylie Minogue, Lab Waste, Ladytron, Larry Tee, Lenny Kravitz, Live, Lords of Acid, Lucas LaMatta, Luscious Jackson, Madison Avenue, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Miss Kitty, Missy Elliott, Morcheeba, Narcotic Thrust, N.E.R.D., No Doubt, Outcast, Peggy Lee, Pet Shop Boys, Prince, Princess, Ramones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Santogold, Sarah McLachlan, Scissor Sisters, Shannon, Sheryl Crow, Soft Cell, Sonic Youth, Sunscream, Tiga, Tori Amos, U2, Vivian Green, Whitney Houston, Bad Boy Bill, Tool, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Zoot Woman.....that's what's on my i-Pod right now anyway.
Movies
BOOGIE NIGHTS, Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf?, Cruel Intentions, Serial Mom, Clueless, 200 Cigarettes, Jawbreaker, Requiem for a Dream, Hairspray, Party Girl, Mean Girls, Bad Education, Saved, Y Tu Mamma Tambien, Strangers with Candy, The Audition, The Amityville Horror, Thema and Louise, Drawing Restraint 9, Slither, The Descent
Television
AB FAB, TLC, Discovery, History, Strangers with Candy, MadTV, The Weather Channel, E!, The Robin Byrd Show. I'm very well-rounded as you can see.
Jim Cantore is my hero. The way he braves those elements. It's hot.
Robin Byrd is my bitch.
Books
Edgar Allan Poe, Dan Brown
Heroes
My parents and my Broadway star Uncle Alan who was taken from us way too soon. I will never forget you.
AND....
Friedrich Nietzsche (Read him if you haven't.):
Basically, I am the new Annie Potts, as well as a drunken Asian whore [at times]. I'm that wacked out fuckface creature of the night, Kevin Clamato Juice. I don't want to call myself zany, because I really don't think I'm zany. I guess sometimes. Sometimes I run. Sometimes I cry. Sometimes I'm scared of you. But all I really want is to hold you tight. I like birdies and doggies, New York City, I host NYC nightlife parties, I bartend, I sing, I act, sometimes I make indie film appearances, but most of all, I like YOU! I talk like a filthy-mouthed gutter whore, so be warned, fuckface bitches. I hang out with the wrong crowd, but they're the most fun group of people probably in the continental United States and the country of Andorra, as well as The Iraq. I was known as a "busybody" in elementary school. I'm a native New Yorker who was born on the 4th of July, a complete firecracker. Some of you think I'm not real, but I assure you, as Sally Struthers puts it, "Kevin Clamato is an actual living, breathing child." I'm for hire at $3.99 an hour. I do it all (I like peeing especially. It's very nice). Call now! 212-555-3825.
Above photo by James.
Above photo by nickydigital.com. Photoed with the incredible Dezdemona Roxx (Look her up)! Hosting at Bowieball.
Above photo by isophoto.com at Rated X, May 12th.
Above, a Kevin Clamato / Dina Delicious classic (EDITED FOR MAIN PROFILE. ORIGINAL IN MY PHOTOS), by Nikola Tamindzic of Ambrel.net. We just can't seem to be photographed apart.
My music video, “State of Independence,” by Scott Gerst.
My body parts come from both....
Poland:
and Italy:
I Sher am purdy!
Motherfucker at Roxy!!!
Fucking paparazzi!!! Those fuckers always find me.
Roger Rabid and I at Rated X. Work, bitches.
A typical Monday night in my living room.
Music video, "State of Independence" by Scott Gerst
The paparazzi even follow me into public restrooms. Oh and I wasn't posing at all. That's how I use public restrooms.
AHHHH, the olden days.........(we're all pointing to photos of us in a magazine.) I'm a headline article. OMG.
Here's my new complete drawing project, "City of Sussex and Environs," freehand felt tip pen on foamboard, (L)14" X (H)11" (approx).
One of NYC's biggest foul-mouth prostitutes
Cast member of "Slightly Dangerous"
Completely pineapples!
The thrower of the biggest Strawberry Social in the World
Impish
Magical
Extraordinary
NYC Socialite
Lovely, just lovely
Moody
Sarcastic
Comedic Genius
Party boy
Music Video Star
Very smurfy
Bitchy
Friendly
Extroverted
Artistic
Party Promoter
Party Host
Bartender
Vocalist
Writer
Fund Raiser
Energetic
A Guaranteed Good Fucking Time
That's All You Need To Know
Oh, and I'm as moist as a snack cake down there.
FOR BOOKING INFO, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT: lucaslamatta@yahoo.com
Who I'd like to meet: People who are artistic, creative, say what's on their mind, don't care who's watching them if they do something stupid, photographers, fashion designers, actors, singers, songwriters, people who draw, painters, makeup artists (already know the best: my Mom, Moondust and Alejandro Calvani), club kids, east village trash (already know all of you), fasionistas, record producers, filmmakers, bartenders, club promoters, anyone that knows they're truly incredible and not afraid to say it. Hipsters, wannabes, punk ass bitches, emo fags, girls with fake boobs, all of NYC's go-go boys (wait, I know all of you too), people who walk on their hands, people who swear a lot, whores, sluts, dominatrixes, hustlers, anyone in nightlife, the arts and show biz really.....And the other smurfs I haven't yet met. Oh and your Mom.
Kevin Clamato: Official Myspace Page's Friend Space (Top 39)
Kevin Clamato: Official Myspace Page has 3729 friends.
CHECK OUT MY NEW SLIDE VIDEO FOR "IM FEELIN YA" PLUS CHECK OUT THE "PROM QUEEN REMIX" WITH LIL WAYNE FEAT YOURS TRULY BOTH PRODUCED BY T.CHARLES. TO ALL DJS THAT WOULD LIKE A COPY OF MY SINGLE SEND ME YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS. TO FANS THAT WOULD LIKE TO HELP PROMOTE ME YOU CAN PUT ME ON YOUR TOP FRIENDS LIST, PUT MY SINGLE ON YOUR PAGE, OR PUT PICS OF ME ON YOUR PAGE. PLUS FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AT WWW.TWITTER.COM/LILBABYTCP.
Come see me and Geoffrey Paris perform to help raise money for two great causes, AIDS Walk 2009 and Casa Grande Gay Day. It will be held at FORBIDDEN Nightclub in Scottsdale, AZ on September 19th. I hope you can make it. I look forward to seeing you there.
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Friday @ Pacha
MADE IN BRAZIL/BRAZILIAN INDEPENDENCE with LUCIANO PARDINI
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Upcoming Events with ATMOSPHERE - contact us for guestlist or tickets: September 4 - Luciano Pardini- Made in Brazil @ Pacha September 6 - Junior Vasquez @ Water Taxi Beach LIC September 11 - Donald Glaude @ Pacha September 12 - Danny Tenaglia @ Pacha September 13 - The Martinez Bros @ Water Taxi Beach LIC September 19 - Boris Jungle Party @ Pacha September 24 & 25 - Tiesto @ Hammerstein Ballroom (Thurs- http://www.wantickets.com/EventDetail.aspx?e_id=71155 Fri- http://www.wantickets.com/EventDetail.aspx?e_id=71160) September 26 - Oscar G's Michael Jackson Tribute party @ Harrah's Pool AC September 26 - Jonathan Peters Classics @ Pacha September 27 - Rizzi & Da
Kevin thank you for your request to join and your lovely compliments on the art, i appreciate both:) I would love to do a drawing of you, u have a great face, it would be an honor to immortalize it in pencil. There is a special i'm running on a few sizes in custom artwork that you can take advantage of as a new comer. Contact if you would like to work with me on a drawing so we can go over all the details and make a few arrangements. Welcome to my site Kevin, glad to have you as a friend. Mikey
About this page:
I have been very active in Domestic Violence causes all of my adult life. I noticed a need in the world pertaining to Same Sex Domestic Violence. It happens more than people know. Unfortunately there are a number of gay people who barely consider themselves worthy or valued as a gay person much less a Domestic Violence Victim. There are also very limited resources, statistics, or information, for Same Sex Domestic Violence. Hopefully through empowerment and education we can change some of this. :D
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Saturday @ Pacha Danny Tenaglia's Mad Hatter Ball!!
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Hey its your boy Josh B. Just want to see how everything is with you? When you get time make sure to check out my new single "Get Down" and leave me a comment with your support! And come follow me on twitter. www.twitter.com/yourboyjoshb . Go pick up a copy of my single on I tunes world wide now!
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