Kevin Eitel
Stand-Up / Alternative / Sketch Comedy
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Male
23 years old
SAN CARLOS, CA
United States
Last Login: 9/11/2009
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Kevin Eitel's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Born: 5/20/1986 ~ San Mateo, CA.
... to be continued. | | Website | Scroll back up to view again, and I do have a Facebook group. | | Influences | My friends, family, and everybody in between. Comedians who I enjoy include Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, David Cross, Gene Wilder, Zach Galifianakis, Blaine Capatch, Patton Oswalt, Eugene Mirman, Maria Bamford, and Ricky Gervais. | | Members | "... anybody want to fill this one in?" | | TV Shows | "Bay Vision" (KCSM, 2006) | | Films | "I don’t want to talk about it." | | Albums | My first CD will be called, "Kevin Eitel's The Wrong Foot."
My second CD will be called, "Kevin Eitel's Hidden Agenda."
I am currently taking suggestions for the title of my third CD. |
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Kevin Eitel's Interests
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| General | Comedy, video production, writing, medical books and t.v. shows, skateboarding culture, comic books and graphic novels, independent films, This American Life, classic Nintendo games, autobiographies, and music (Alt. Rock and 60's/ 70's R&B). | | Music | Tool, The Misfits, Cake, RJD2, H.I.M., Prefuse 73, LAB, Miles Davis, cKy, Barenaked Ladies, Black Flag, My Chemical Romance, Rollins Band, Operation Ivy, Nico, Tiger Army, A New Found Glory, Miles Davis, DragonForce, Gnarls Barkley, Billie Holiday, Sam & Dave, and Dethklok. Country music just makes me want to leave the country. | | Movies | Happiness, Gummo, Superbad, CKY2K, American Splendor, Brick, M, Punch-Drunk Love, Orgazmo, Dead Man, Hell House, Party Monster, The Fountain, Ghostbusters, Bamboozled, Bottle Rocket, Back to the Future, Jesus' Son, A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints, Transformers, The Blues Brothers, Forrest Gump, The Boondock Saints, American Hardcore, The 40-Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, The Crow, Halloween, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Garden State, Gremlins, PI, Requim for a Dream, The Rocketeer, 28 Days Later, Borat, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Spider-Man 1 & 2, Shaun of the Dead, Rushmore, Donnie Darko, The Life Aquatic, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Dawn of the Dead, Jackass 1 & 2, The Royal Tenebaums, and Pirates of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl. I also enjoy the concert films of Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, and The Comedians of Comedy. | | Television | The Munsters. | | Books | Life Of Pi, Watchmen, Catcher in the Rye, A Lesson Before Dying, Slaughterhouse-Five, Dropsie Avenue, The Walking Dead, and Sin City. | | Heroes | Dr. Jim Clifford |
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Kevin Eitel's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | San Carlos, CA | | Body type: | 6' 1" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Student/ Emergency Room Technician | | Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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About me:
My name is Kevin Ryan Eitel. I drink water. I am near-sighted. I like "click top" pens. Family’s nice. Friends are nice, too. I go to state college. I rarely drink alcohol. I work in a hospital. I don't like community college. I often wear long sleeve t-shirts or shirts with Raglan sleeves, jeans, and, sometimes, hats. I eat frosted mini-wheats, apples, candy corn, burritos, cornbread, and white rice. I tried to learn how to ride a skateboard. Camping's fun! I miss high school. I can't sleep. Anybody for Disneyland? I play Duck Hunt. I drive a red, 1992 Ford Explorer. I only use urinals with sidewall dividers. I love “friend time.” Airplanes and ultimate fighting events are overrated. I like the beach, but I don't go enough because I have a flabby physique and raging "transparent whiteness." I collect DVDs. Remember Woolworths? I read medical books. If I could, I would go everywhere by train. I hate shaving.
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Who I'd like to meet:
All types of people.
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