Once upon a time, a boy named Kevin heard of this old band called The Ramones. They were loud, fast, and didn't play their instruments very well. Despite this, Kevin loved this "music" the first time from the first moment it bombarded his ears. Now Kevin listens to too much punk rock and as a result, started a "band" called Kevin Goes to College (which is a name he thought up all by himself and surely didn't rip off from somewhere else).
