Tewkacrates
Kevin Tewksbury
Kevin Tewksbury Male
24 years old
Bozrah, Connecticut
United States



Last Login: 12/8/2009
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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Norwich
Body type:5' 10" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Children:Undecided
Education:In college
Occupation:Barista
Income:Less than $30,000

   Tewkacrates's Schools
Three Rivers Community College
Norwich, CT
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Business Admin.
Minor: Art
Clubs: PBL, Business Club
Greek:   Phi Beta Lambda

2004 to Present
Montville High School
Oakdale, CT
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Business
Minor: Class Clown
Clubs: FBLA Future Business Leaders of America
Greek:   Xi Xi Xi

2000 to 2004



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Tewkacrates
"bodys great"

Im kevin, I am an astronaut and Im in space pretty much every other week. We have a full connection on the Mothership, so ring me anytime. Do not take it with a grain when i say Im an emotional person. People most often describe me as someone you dont want to lose to in a duel. On occasion, I will rage extremely hard, however you can catch me readin vogue on a slow night. What happens when you die? I haven’t pinned it down quite yet, but probably the same thing as your cat.


"Once I'm finished persuading believers that god only exists under the pretext of human arrogance, ill piss myself and call it a day."







vitals /////////

Age :: Twenty Two
Body :: Five Ten
Mind :: Dyslexia, ADHD
IQ Evaluation :: 130~
S/N :: Tewkacrates
Status :: Single
Here for :: Establishment
Philosophy :: Left-Liberal
Hometown :: Bozrah
Ethnicity :: English/Italian
Religion :: +Aura
Occupation :: Chacers
Idols::

Tom GreenJim MorrisonBrin and Page; the Google GuysSenator Edith PragueSteve Jobs

interests /////////

Music :: RHCP, Deftones, IMOC, As I Lay Dying, Smashing Pumpkins, The Doors, Parliament, CCR, Beatles, Thrice, Thursday, Between the Buried and Me, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Dream Theater, The Faceless..
Books :: Cats Cradle, No One Here Gets Out Alive, Titan
Movies :: The Big Lebowski, Shawshank Redemption, No Country For Old Men, Catch Me if you Can, American Beauty, Fight Club, Pirates of Silicon Valley, An Inconvenient Truth, Pumping Iron
Avocation :: Investments, Guitar, Computers, Film, e-business

links /////////

DEMONOID :: Ask me or Bentley for an invi-code.
Norwich For Obama :: Join the Movement and Support Barack!
Callitfake :: Make a computer phone prank your friends!
SocialPicks Profile :: Ever been wondering what i think?
Dude Wheres My Flamethrower? :: Paper I wrote about censorship/media!
Tewkacrates Channel :: Watch our videos, there awesome.
Virtual NES :: Play any NES game on demand!


Which political philosophy do you embrace?

Libertarian (Anarchist)
Liberal (Democrat)
Centrist (Moderate)
Conservative (Republican)
Statist (Communist)

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caitlynrashel.

Caitlyn Codega



Jun 17 2009 10:02 PM

http://www.modcloth.com/store//ModCloth/Apartment/Ruff+Sailing+Dress

please get this for kitty even though hes a boy
angeleaMK

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Jun 17 2009 8:02 AM

hahaha look at the comment caitlyn left me.
caitlynrashel.

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Jun 17 2009 5:54 AM

ps yeah i just listened to that whole album
caitlynrashel.

Caitlyn Codega



Jun 17 2009 5:54 AM

alright that was weird... i was going to comment you and i oppened home in a new tab to see if i had anything new 1st and i saw that you commented me. ahahaha creep :p
caitlynrashel.

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Jun 3 2009 6:48 PM

HAHAHAWTF! you're so gay ih8u
Souljatroy

Troy Graham



Jun 2 2009 1:05 AM

Ohhhhhhh heyy kevin, haha.
caitlynrashel.

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Jun 1 2009 4:43 AM

your chi?? wtf???
caitlynrashel.

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May 31 2009 7:36 PM

blueeeeeeeeballsssssssssssss. why didn't you just bust real quick? ahha
caitlynrashel.

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May 31 2009 3:29 PM

the whole world knows! hahaha
you were 3 seconds from cuming! ahahhahaha

BUMMMERRRRRRRR!!!!!!
caitlynrashel.

Caitlyn Codega



May 30 2009 7:46 AM

keviiinnn gottt someee puusssyyyyy!!!!!!!
Miz

Miz



May 4 2009 4:46 PM

what u been up to kev?
emily

Emily Shamalama



May 3 2009 11:57 AM

miss you moar!
emily

Emily Shamalama



Apr 23 2009 6:28 PM

:p
Jenny Thompson

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Mar 13 2009 12:47 AM

IM me when you can.
Blancs

Blanca Chicas



Mar 7 2009 5:27 AM

hellooooo sir.

how goes it?
Love At This Volume

Love At This Volume
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Dec 23 2008 5:23 PM

just let me know. I've been working on my own portfolio for a few months now.
Jenny Thompson

Jenny Thompson Thompson
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Dec 21 2008 7:43 PM

we will when i get back from virginia.
Jenny Thompson

Jenny Thompson Thompson
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Dec 15 2008 8:27 AM

lol omfg hilarious!

acn you bring me to work at 410 tomorrow?
Jenny Thompson

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Dec 15 2008 4:12 AM

1111
Wonder Mike

Michael Ladford



Dec 10 2008 4:55 PM


summons for ff10
Bitch-ney ♥

Bitch-ney ♥



Dec 4 2008 8:08 PM

a/s/l?
JessiFuckinD™

JessiFuckinD™



Nov 19 2008 4:22 AM

okiii ill come on ur live
in a few hun
Jenny Thompson

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Nov 9 2008 6:46 AM

doesnt this look like jeff giovanni?

Zach is simply amazing=]
MisfitChris

MisfitChris



Nov 7 2008 7:54 PM

:D
MO♥MO

MO♥MO



Oct 29 2008 2:28 PM

i like to keep things mysterious :D
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