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Electro / Folk / Hip Hop

He's a sinner,candy coated



Currently P-land, Oregon
United States

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Last Login:  7/13/2009
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Member Since6/26/2005
Band Websitenone
Band Members"Is that Cornelius? From Planet of the Apes? Playing Keyboard? Man that ape can wail! He should tell more jokes, though...I don't like it when he gets all stern and creepy. I bet I could do what he does, but better...After all I did go to art school..."
InfluencesThe buzzing drone of a million immature thoughts speeding about in rapid succession...Drink a Four Loko (THE ORANGE KIND! NOT THE GRAPE!) and you can slow it all down for a good 1 and a half to 2 minutes (any longer and they might lose intrest). Play it upbeat, until you get 'em hooked, then slow it down, then bring it back up in the end, that way they get lulled into a sense of operatic scale.
Sounds LikeWhat bleak little child is this? Has he no heart? No Soul? Does he even believe in the soul? I heard he'd slit his own mamas throat for a nickel! Has he no sense of dignity or poise? I'm watching this one carefully I'll tell you that... Put down the Sega controller Keyboard! Let's make love like we used to! Known to some as the all time smooching champion of North America, and to others simply "Hey you emo, faggot im gonna try and strangle you to death on the side of the road!" . One can safely assume he has truly been through the biz. He's seen and done things that would turn your hair bright white. Been the undoing of countless young men and women and never once skipped a beat. Monster? Kind of. Pedophile? Maybe. Drunkard? You betcha! Hypergenius? Hell yes! Cute? As a button! Avid naturalist, part time lover, irresponsible man-child! Godspeed Lil' Keezy! You deserve all that's coming your way be it good or horrendous.
Record LabelAsian Man Records!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Type of LabelIndie


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   About Keyboard
As a fat kid at a Keyboard show once said: "Bands like that don't get signed." But he was jealous because he was in love with this girl and pretending to be friends with her,but her and Keyboard were all making out twentyfoursevies!And Keyboard told me he didn't even care,cause he already got the girl out of the deal...So Keezy gets up on stage and plays one of the best shows in his life...Sometimes I get scared he's going schizophrenic,but when you get that kid drunk,he's on fire...He told me when he dies he wants to go to Valhalla...

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colleen





Jul 8 2009 7:13 PM

WHO are you?
JERSI MARMBLATT





Jun 20 2009 1:45 AM

Nolan





Jun 2 2009 3:55 PM

Jesus can we get a little " I love to fight!.." on here. You know what we want Keyboard.
Sister Waize





May 12 2009 8:20 AM

Hey there =)

How are you today, friend?

Love,
Daav
Viçki





Apr 30 2009 6:06 AM

dood i have your pants and that electronic dictionary thing or whatever.

Guess you have to hang out with me again heh heh!
Sleepers





Mar 10 2009 6:04 PM

Salutations. After this page having been up for so long, and having been so very blank, I am proud to finally announce that Sleepers has music. The player now contains two songs that I have written and recorded in the past couple of days, which will be on the upcoming album, which is still seeking a home. Enjoy, dislike - whatever you may please. Thank you.
Jasper





Mar 9 2009 2:07 AM

I loved the opening credits.

it was all downhill after that.
Jeff





Feb 28 2009 12:02 AM

So instead of calmin ya down I put the can to my mouth and make it rain in the club like

favorite new jam
Jasper





Feb 25 2009 11:41 PM

what the hell man?
what are you dreaming about me for?


new songs are tight!
Roda Mayhem [RECORDIIIIING]





Feb 20 2009 12:31 PM

Your new song 'Rain in the Club' is a great funky, beaty harmony =] i like it!

x
Keyboard





Feb 19 2009 2:06 AM

What the hell does that asshole know?! You're a silly little man, you know that?!
Keyboard





Feb 19 2009 2:05 AM

On the contrary, I think you rule!
Keyboard





Feb 19 2009 2:04 AM

You suck!
Smoke Rings





Feb 16 2009 3:53 AM

wha? when did you move to portlandtown?

ryan
razz m’ tazz





Feb 7 2009 5:51 AM

i wish you would stop ignoring me and pretending that we don't live 2 hours away. i'm crying all the time because of it....
futureman is too. crying AND dying because of it
meg
a





Feb 2 2009 7:29 AM

also,

awesome..
a





Feb 2 2009 7:12 AM

maybe... 11:11
Raven Servellon


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Feb 2 2009 5:38 AM

Frens 4 Peez Xo

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J. Prince





Jan 28 2009 5:34 PM

Troll 2





Jan 28 2009 3:14 AM

miss u dawg
Adam Brock Landers





Jan 28 2009 1:48 AM

not mine...
monumental keyboard
ash





Jan 27 2009 5:37 AM

i'm loving the new jam dood :)
keep em comin
team alex/orale, zombers!!!!!





Jan 21 2009 5:19 PM


dude....this is my new favorite jam.
velvet(recording an album)





Jan 21 2009 3:01 AM

Hello friend :)
napoleon





Jan 11 2009 11:53 PM

Im banning 'Aw Hell No' from public schools. The kids should not hear about your sordid indiscretions, folly, and tawdry imprudence..tsk tsk.
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