"Is that Cornelius? From Planet of the Apes? Playing Keyboard? Man that ape can wail! He should tell more jokes, though...I don't like it when he gets all stern and creepy. I bet I could do what he does, but better...After all I did go to art school..."
Influences
The buzzing drone of a million immature thoughts speeding about in rapid succession...Drink a Four Loko (THE ORANGE KIND! NOT THE GRAPE!) and you can slow it all down for a good 1 and a half to 2 minutes (any longer and they might lose intrest). Play it upbeat, until you get 'em hooked, then slow it down, then bring it back up in the end, that way they get lulled into a sense of operatic scale.
Sounds Like
What bleak little child is this? Has he no heart? No Soul? Does he even believe in the soul? I heard he'd slit his own mamas throat for a nickel! Has he no sense of dignity or poise? I'm watching this one carefully I'll tell you that... Put down the Sega controller Keyboard! Let's make love like we used to! Known to some as the all time smooching champion of North America, and to others simply "Hey you emo, faggot im gonna try and strangle you to death on the side of the road!" . One can safely assume he has truly been through the biz. He's seen and done things that would turn your hair bright white. Been the undoing of countless young men and women and never once skipped a beat. Monster? Kind of. Pedophile? Maybe. Drunkard? You betcha! Hypergenius? Hell yes! Cute? As a button! Avid naturalist, part time lover, irresponsible man-child! Godspeed Lil' Keezy! You deserve all that's coming your way be it good or horrendous.
As a fat kid at a Keyboard show once said: "Bands like that don't get signed."
But he was jealous because he was in love with this girl and pretending to be friends with her,but her and Keyboard were all making out twentyfoursevies!And Keyboard told me he didn't even care,cause he already got the girl out of the deal...So Keezy gets up on stage and plays one of the best shows in his life...Sometimes I get scared he's going schizophrenic,but when you get that kid drunk,he's on fire...He told me when he dies he wants to go to Valhalla...
are you kidding?!?! hey here's something keezie---we are going to play a show with our friends the bugs from portland, but wouldn't it be tight if we played with them in portland too and in olympia and then we could see you so much we could see you! are you playing shows these days??????? love love meg
