April of 2004, Barry asked his local idol Mike Hosty if he could open up for the Hosty Solo Act on his birthday a Sunday Evening @ the Deli. Barry was granted his wish, but he had to form a band to play his “music.” Barry asked his best buddies Cali and Holmo to start a band. Holmo recruited his brother Wes and Buddy Coolwhip to play one show for Barry’s birthday. We rehearsed night and night and night again, over at Barry’s shit shack of a house on symmes street in Norman. We wrote five songs for this show:
1. Porno 2. Protein 3. Texas Sucks 4. The Shark 5. Butt Sex on Sunday
It was assumed that the Keystone Kowboys would not last beyond this one gig, but God had different plans. The power of Barry’s lord and savior, a 30-Pack of Keystone Light, brought these young aspiring musicians tighter together. We wrote more songs like
6. Sunshine Store 7. Big Red Cup 8. Piercings 9. Keystone Light 10. Gang Bang your mom 11 . Booty Booty and so on…….
On Halloween of 2005, the Keystone Kowboys played their last show with the low end of theory cool whip. At this show, Holmo unfortunately drank a 30 pack of Keystone Light and had numerous shots of Crown. The Band ended on a drunken note. Holmo showed his scrotum to the crowd, and told them to suck his nuts. The crowd responded with boooos. Doug yelled at Holmo, and Holmo replied “Hey Dug, Hey Dug, you’re a big fat bitch, why don’t you cum and say that to my face” (extremely druken). Holmo beat Doug’s ass after that for getting mouthy.
The next day we appointed young Wayne Lessley to be the new professor of low end theory. Wayne offered a new approach to the band, Singin on Key. We tour constantly between Central and Southern Norman, Oklahoma. We recorded our new DEBUT CD “BUTT SEX ON SUNDAY” in a record 13 months. We signed with Shitty Assholes Productions in November of 2006. Our next CD will include more songs like:
1. DirtyBird 2. Soap on a Rope 3. OK 4. etc.
WE ASPIRE TO PLAY ONLY OUR ORIGINAL MATERIAL. WE ARE NOT TALLENTED ENOUGH TO PLAY COVERS.
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I would like to thank EVERYONE for
helping make “The Sandman Song” the #18 Most Popular Song out of
over 15,000 song submissions in the MySpace “Rock the Space” contest. You
guys are the best!! Unfortunately, it
was NOT selected for the Final 5. Please continue playing it, & help me
show MySpace Records what they
missed out on. And look for my debut album, “Evening Shade Rd.”,
which will be available on iTunes in the very near future!!
I would like to thank EVERYONE for
helping make “The Sandman Song” the #18 Most Popular Song out of
over 15,000 song submissions in the MySpace “Rock the Space” contest. You
guys are the best!! Unfortunately, it
was NOT selected for the Final 5. Please continue playing it, & help me
show MySpace Records what they
missed out on. And look for my debut album, “Evening Shade Rd.”,
which will be available on iTunes in the very near future!!
Just a reminder... "The Sandman Song" is racing up the Top 20 Most
Popular Songs chart in the MySpace "Rock the Space" contest!!
You can help me make the Final Five, & give me an opportunity to
earn a recording contract with MySpace Records by clicking the "Play
Song" button on the widget below, 1 or more times a day.
"The Sandman Song" is racing up the Top 25 Most
Popular Songs chart in the MySpace "Rock the Space" contest!!
You can help me make the Final Five, & give me an opportunity to
earn a recording contract with
MySpace Records by clicking the "Play
Song" button on the widget below, 1 or more times a day.
Thank you for helping make "The Sandman Song" the #2 Most Popular Country song in the MySpace "Rock the Space" contest. Please keep clicking the "Play Song" button daily, & we can make it the #1 song in the entire competition!! Thanx again, Frank Ed Thornton
The Vip Strip Club is Finally Open in the back of the Mix. The front still has Hip Hop Nights and Concerts that everyone loves. Now we also have an optional VIP area with FREE Bud Light every night. We are offering HALF PRICE admission to the VIP area for Armed Service People and Construction Workers for all of July from 5-9pm to Say Thank You. Send me a message if you would like your group to get a discount in August!!! Full Liquor Bar 18 to Enter and 21 to Drink. Now open Monday through Saturday 5pm to 2am. Tell Everyone!!!
DEADHEADS GET READY TO PARTY HEARTY WITH FAMILY GROOVE COMPANY~ROOTSTAND~IFDAKAR,AND MORE! Hey now! The 3Gs ('aka Grateful Garcia Gathering), is returning back to the Camp NCN Venue in beautiful Black River Falls Wisconsin July 30th though August 2nd 2009 where it all began over 6 years ago! A grateful place where Garcia fans will be gathering! It also marks the celebration of Jerry Garcia's 67th Birthday, plus the 14th Anniversary of Jerry's untimely passing. We have leased the campground venue for July 30th though August 3rd 2009 for our 6th annual music festival.
Other great music festivals have hosted at this venue such as Weedstock, Farmapalooza, Big Wu Family Reunion, Campout Roots Festival,just to name a few!
Artists included: Family Groove Company, Rootstand, Ifdakar, Boney Fingers, Baghdad SCUBA Review, Fungus Garden Reverb, Jam and the Playground Kids, In the Dark, MMC Trio, Elf Lettuce, Vinny Weible & Soul Logic, Groovitational Pull, The Reggie, Grateful Beth and the Volunteers, The Bar Tab Band, John Statz, Mr. Cab Driver, Brok'n Arrow, Greyleaf, and more Jambands to be added soon!
Our friends at Mystix Toyz will be on board at the 3G's for tons of family fun with juggling demonstrations, including juggling workshops, face painting, kids parades, plus drum circles and fire dance jams every night
Thanx 4 the add, Keystone Cowboys!! You can help me receive a recording contract with
MySpace Records by clicking the "Play Song" button on the widget &
spreading the word about Frank Ed!!
We are very excited that our new CD is finally here! We will be throwing a huge CD Release party at the Deli in Norman, OK on Friday, June 12th.
You can preview several of the songs from our myspace home page.
The new CD entitled Standing will be on sale for $15 or 2/$25 and we will also have new T-shirts for sale for $15.
We would like to thank all you guys for being so supportive of us over the years and we can't wait to see you guys at the Deli helping celebrating our CD release!
