Zephyr
When I first saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered and I knew it was love... True love!

Female
19 years old
Adelaide, South Australia
Australia



Last Login: 7/20/2009
Mood: Spleeagun Spleep Mood Image
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    Zephyr's Interests
General
- Body modification,
- Dressing up,
- Knitting + Crocheting,
- Tea parties,
- Octupus,
- Green tea,
- Vivienne Westwood,
- Cloud beasts,
- Hookah pipes,
- Leopard print knickers,
- The Mighty Boosh,
- Doofing,
- Dread falls,
- Shed Goblyns called Murray
- Femme boys,
- Androgyne girls,
- Shoe fetishists,
- Daleks,
- Watching stars,
- Gender Benders
- Disappearing in smoke and mirrors, ..- Crystal healing,
- Crimping,
- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (NOT the new movie!),
- Metalocalypse,
- Antennae,
- Fangs,
- Blue skin
- Tentacles,
- Jello shots,
- Tokyo,
- Shaman Juice,
- Predaliens..
Music
I have a rather eclectic taste-
A scrape ov the surface may result in:
- Placebo,
- TDM,
- Pendulum,
- VAST,
- Peaches <33,
- Lily Allen <33,
- Din Glorious,
- Cinema Strange,
- Blitzkid,
- Siouxsie and the Banshees,
- Nekromantix,
- Horrorpops,
- Specimen,
- Trentemoller,
- All Gone Dead,
- Bessie Smith,
- Amy Winehouse,
- Frank Zappa,
- The Dresden Dolls,
- Dead Inside the Chrysalis,
- Christina Augilera,
- Marilyn Manson,
- Birthday Massacre,
- Zombi
Movies
- Tank Girl,
- Beavis and Butthead Do America,
- Resident Evil 1, 2 & 3,
- Underworld 1, 2 & 3,
- Dark City,
- Baby Snakes,
- eXistenZ,
- Amelie,
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
- Spun,
- Requiem for A Dream,
- Nothing,
- Cutie Honey,
- House of 1000 Corpses...
Television
I don't watch as much telly as I used to but sometimes I watch...
- Black Books,
- The Mighty Boosh,
- Red Dwarf,
- America's Next Top Model (I am addicted - mkay? :P)
- Beavis and Butthead,
- Angry Beavers >:]
- NCIS,
- Greys Anatomy,
- WIPEOUT!
- Fairly Odd Parents,
- Scrubs,
- Charlie and Lola (I LOOVE)
and other satirical cartoons..
Books
- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams,
- Haunted - Chuck Palahniuk
- Chocky - John Wyndham,
- Belle De Jour
- Drugs are Nice - Lisa Crystal Carver,
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S Thompson,
- Thursdays Child - Sonya Hartnett,
- Long Hard Road Out of Hell - Marilyn Manson,
- Anything written by Neil Gaiman and illustrated by Dave McKean
- And Ralph Steadman :P
Heroes
- Tank Girl
- Mum
- Belladonna
- Lisa Crystal Carver
- Annie Sprinkle
- Jenna Jameson
- Ford Prefect
- Amanda Palmer
- Zaphod Beeblebrox
- Hunter S Thompson
- Alice ov Resident Evil
- Any kritter unafraid ov who they are and what they do and the realities they create

Blah maybe He-Man

     Zephyr's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Bi
Body type:5' 3" / Slim / Slender
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Dread Fall Maker and Freelance Model
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Zephyr's Schools
Gawler High School
EVANSTON, Australia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2007 to 2007
Xavier College
GAWLER, Australia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2005 to 2005
Birdwood High School
BIRDWOOD, Australia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2005 to 2006
Roxby Downs Area School
ROXBY DOWNS, Australia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2005 to 2006



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   Zephyr's Blurbs
About me:
Asexual. 19. EGADelaide.


XLII
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DON'T PANIC

..The following is an inadeqate synopsis of my persona..
.Single.Misanthropic.Platform Heels.
Elf~FAerie Freakk*Extraordinaaaire~!
Hey there I am KasElf
And I collect hats ^_______^
I am a gash-mouthed, gutter-minded, ripped-fishnet, utterly crass, leopard printed crack-whore with Octopus on the brain...
Do say hello
Add Me: Xmiss_cyanideX@hotmail.com
I make and sell dread falls ^_^ Do check them out, and don't hesitate to query me about custom orders :D
I say the word FUNNI a ridiculous amount everyday
I am O|B|S|E|S|S|E|D with HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy - NO not the new movie!
I wear bones for fun and coat myself in glitter on a regular basis
I HATE Twilight and WoW with the fire of a thousand suns T_T
Hedonistic, fiercely independent + way too much for you to handle ^_~
I am a direct blood relative of Vladimir Tepes ^_^
I dislike it INTENSELY when people try to force their views on me-
Religious zealots, music freaks, heck, even vegans- I'm not listening, so please don't try
I absolutely ADORE Resident Evil!
I knit, crochet and cross stitch a lot - I love it.
If I love YOU enough I might knit/crochet/cross stitch you something ^_^
I like to be NAKED. A lot.
I like to find the magick in everything
Do NOT add me as a friend and never speak to me
I am not some collectable figurine...
I change my hair colour more than I change my facial jewellery :P
I am a living Oxymoron
I am a boozehound, smoke and like the colour red
I like to blow bubbles while waiting for public transport..
I am a Bueno addict. I need one a day to function >_>
My favourite word is BiddyCuck..
..Or Scrumptious...
Fuck me around...
And I will sulk...
I really really really hate it when I am itchy..
Give me and Xbox and Halo and I will be a happy camper :P
If I got to see Ween or Peaches live I would be a most agreeable lass :P
I am a pierced neon fiend into body modifications - I quite a few - see below :D They are my pride and joy...
I am a freelance dark alternative model - and I am always looking for new people to collaborate with :)
I really only came on this site so I could rant and rave to unsuspecting victims...

Prepare for Assimilation....

I RARELY add people
I do NOT PC for PC
I do NOT whore for whore
I will NOT "check out" your band
And I will NOT make you a goddamn sign

...Other Accounts...
My VampireFreaks
My ModelMayhem
My DeviantNation
My BodyMod.org
My Twitter
I have a Tagged profile
No others though - any others are FAKE

BODY MODS:
CURRENT Piercings:
Septum x2. Star Shaped Skin Diver in Throat. Vertical Labret. Medusa. Tongue. Snakebites. Spiderbites. Cheeks. Tragus. Rook. 16mm Lobes. Second Set of Lobes (12g and 4mm). Both Nipples. Navel. 3x Random Ear Cartilages.
EX Piercings:
2x Collarbone Dermal Anchor. Bridge x2. Nose. Madonna. Crossbites. Spiderbites x2. Vertical Labret. Double labret. Top Lip Ashley. Helix. Madison. Left and Right Clavicle. Handweb. Labia.
Ink:
A black Biohazard on my left forearm.
A large black + white Amonite shell on my left shoulder blade *beginning ov Half Sleeve*
Tiny pink heart on each Pinky Finger
A black ankh on my thumb knuckle (right)
XLII in black on my right wrist
4 Black and pink stars on my right forearm
A skull and crossbones on the back of my neck.
Pink and Black Polka Dot Bows on the back of my thighs.
Diving Swallows on my Chest
A Pincushion Heart in the centre of my chest piece :D
Who I'd like to meet:
“Well, now that we have seen each other,”
said the Unicorn,
“if you’ll believe in me, I’ll believe in you.
Is that a bargain?”
“Yes, if you like,” said Alice.

I heart Amanda Palmer and if you DO NOT know who that is don't even bother speaking to me....
TANK GIRL.. And then I will marry her :D
Annie Sprinkle, Lydia Lunch and most IMPORTANTLY Lisa Crystal Carver - who has unlocked the secrets of the world for me...
PerformerZ, freaKKs ov Nature, Aliens, Shamanistikk* humanOIDs, kreepaZ + KrawlerZ,
And anyone else with the same affinity for teapots and octopus as me <3

   


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Zephyr's Friends Comments
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Jonsylvanian Hunger





Jul 20 2009 11:09 AM

"Metro hippy goth."

Hahaha.
∴L∈χi∈™





Jul 20 2009 10:20 AM

oh well, looks like all went well anyway (:

Kudos on your makeup, hair and such.

You Looked fab (Y)

toodles x
ロケト~さん ?





Jul 20 2009 10:09 AM

wow that is handyy !
haha
I could meet you at the balls at around 3.30 maybee?
where abouts do you work love ?
xoxoxox
The Jackal ♥





Jul 20 2009 9:53 AM

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Kas = legend  "Dnt touch my ears !"
                     "Why ??"
                     "Ever seen something about marry ?"
                     "No ?"
                     "DNT DO IT"
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tom = hottieeeeee
Friend with long hair = gets kodos  for liking all the good songs,
has nice voice, is attactive
Danica = off her face

FUNNI
ロケト~さん ?





Jul 20 2009 9:34 AM

I'd be honoured to cut your hairrr ^^
I could probably fit it in on saturday sometime?
Where abouts do you live doll?
xxxx
†ý£ê®Ððgg





Jul 20 2009 9:15 AM

okay cool, i'm seriously dying to get it (SEPTUM FTW!!!), anytime ur free i'll train to town even if its a stupid time :p

i'm fair drunk off this stuff =]
took me forever to do this comment xxxoxo





MetalHeadRod





Jul 20 2009 8:49 AM

lol yeah i work from 7-3:30 =(
sucks, i cant wait till March next year, i turn Tradesman then =)
im either gonna quit and find a way closer to home job so i dont drive 30min to work everyday, or stick it out if they pay me enough... but i'll probably quit, lol
i wana finish my two black belt degrees off and get a security job at a club or something, i hear they pay well =p

umm yeah my weekend was busy, lol

Friday a mate and i went down to pot black and played pool for ages (i won as usual, lol), then went back to mine and played PS3 for ages, lol, then a big group of us meet up at a gig that night, was awesome, we have a once a year metal awards night/gig, that was awesome!

Saturday, a mate and i sat around playing PS3 and discussing houses and our Melbourne holiday =)
we been looking at getting a house together so YAY! ^_^
saturday night i went up bush to my sisters house, went to town and had a pub meal and that =)

sunday... slept alot and went to a house to do some measuring for a Foreigner, lol, Foreigners are what i call Cashie jobs =) lol

aww, so whats up with you?
why havnt you had much Energy to do stuff lately?
MetalHeadRod





Jul 20 2009 8:34 AM

awww, thats not too good, sorry to hear your Tech is screwing up... if it helps my phone is dead... i dropped it one too many times and now the screen is fucked, so i stole me mum's business phone and put my sim in it, hehe... sucker =p

im just relaxing from work today... nothing more boring that wrapping stuff in bubble wrap all day, was SO BORING i was contemplating my future o_O

so how was your weekend?
MetalHeadRod





Jul 20 2009 8:22 AM

hey sweetie how are you?
whats ya been upto?
Lilly


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Jul 19 2009 2:41 PM

Hey kas
how was the wkend?
Mine was good, the wedding was amazing yesterday and i got so wasted lolz

had a hangover today :/
Going out nxt weekend with the other half ;)
Floating Star Photography





Jul 19 2009 1:05 AM

hmmm...
cuz it'll hurt stax aye?
yeh i am fair good actual :)
up to much today?
†ý£ê®Ððgg





Jul 18 2009 11:29 AM

hey hope your doing okay xoxo
tom





Jul 18 2009 9:57 AM

boo!
Marshmallow Man





Jul 18 2009 8:23 AM

oooo wats that it sounds fun, it the only ear one ive got is tragus, and that hurt a whole bunch i wanst happy about that
Marshmallow Man





Jul 18 2009 5:34 AM

your down with piercings, im considering getting another whaaat should i get little miss?
Danica.





Jul 17 2009 2:46 PM

GODDAMN YOU! I nearly choked on my Jatz >_>
The Jackal ♥





Jul 17 2009 2:12 PM

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Jul 17 2009 1:18 PM



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Jul 17 2009 12:35 PM

Wow! Really strange! I put you into my TOP FRIENDs because your..re a really darksome, like my main music tracks.
Thank you for appearence @ myspace!!
Greetz from drizzly, dark germany!!
MetalHeadRod





Jul 16 2009 10:55 PM

hey how are you?
whats ya been upto?

thankyou for the pic comment ^_^
how did you meet him?
Gail





Jul 16 2009 5:33 AM

I refuse to believe that you couldn't be a smashing steampunk!  Thank you for the compliment - I LOVE your zombie-walk photos!!  I have a friend who does a walk in Boston every year - he got upwards of 300 undead this year!
Argus





Jul 16 2009 3:57 AM

Hi Zephyr, the debut release from Australian psychedelic rockers Argus is now available on Argus - Mighty Man and on Amazon! Check it out!!!
Floating Star Photography





Jul 16 2009 2:59 AM

hello... :)
how are you?

n__n
<Lestat3 [LUNATIC]™ [Baby Destroyer]





Jul 16 2009 2:34 AM

I got a tattoo for another person because i made a drunken promise

And i like to keep my promises

It was fun though

The guy fucked it up....
Fucking port lincoln tattooist

..<3
†kitty in a straightjacket†





Jul 15 2009 7:25 PM

Hey gorgeous <3
How you been?
Would love to catch up soon - just let me know when you are free!
Loz xox
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