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Zephyr

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  • Zephyr Elf

  • 19 / Female
  • Adelaide, US
  • Last Login: 11/23/2009
  • Online Now!
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Interests

  • General

    - Body modification,
    - Dressing up,
    - Knitting + Crocheting,
    - Tea parties,
    - Octupus,
    - Green tea,
    - Vivienne Westwood,
    - Cloud beasts,
    - Hookah pipes,
    - Leopard print knickers,
    - The Mighty Boosh,
    - Doofing,
    - Dread falls,
    - Shed Goblyns called Murray
    - Femme boys,
    - Androgyne girls,
    - Shoe fetishists,
    - Daleks,
    - Watching stars,
    - Gender Benders
    - Disappearing in smoke and mirrors, ..- Crystal healing,
    - Crimping,
    - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (NOT the new movie!),
    - Metalocalypse,
    - Antennae,
    - Fangs,
    - Blue skin
    - Tentacles,
    - Jello shots,
    - Tokyo,
    - Shaman Juice,
    - Predaliens..

  • Music

    I have a rather eclectic taste-
    A scrape ov the surface may result in:
    - Placebo,
    - TDM,
    - Pendulum,
    - VAST,
    - Peaches <33,
    - Lily Allen <33,
    - Din Glorious,
    - Cinema Strange,
    - Blitzkid,
    - Siouxsie and the Banshees,
    - Nekromantix,
    - Horrorpops,
    - Specimen,
    - Trentemoller,
    - All Gone Dead,
    - Bessie Smith,
    - Amy Winehouse,
    - Frank Zappa,
    - The Dresden Dolls,
    - Dead Inside the Chrysalis,
    - Christina Augilera,
    - Marilyn Manson,
    - Birthday Massacre,
    - Zombi

  • Movies

    - Tank Girl,
    - Beavis and Butthead Do America,
    - Resident Evil 1, 2 & 3,
    - Underworld 1, 2 & 3,
    - Dark City,
    - Baby Snakes,
    - eXistenZ,
    - Amelie,
    - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
    - Spun,
    - Requiem for A Dream,
    - Nothing,
    - Cutie Honey,
    - House of 1000 Corpses...

  • Television

    I don't watch as much telly as I used to but sometimes I watch...
    - Black Books,
    - The Mighty Boosh,
    - Red Dwarf,
    - America's Next Top Model (I am addicted - mkay? :P)
    - Beavis and Butthead,
    - Angry Beavers >:]
    - NCIS,
    - Greys Anatomy,
    - WIPEOUT!
    - Fairly Odd Parents,
    - Scrubs,
    - Charlie and Lola (I LOOVE)
    and other satirical cartoons..

  • Books

    ..
    - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams,
    - Haunted - Chuck Palahniuk
    - Chocky - John Wyndham,
    - Belle De Jour
    - Drugs are Nice - Lisa Crystal Carver,
    - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S Thompson,
    - Thursdays Child - Sonya Hartnett,
    - Long Hard Road Out of Hell - Marilyn Manson,
    - Anything written by Neil Gaiman and illustrated by Dave McKean
    - And Ralph Steadman :P

  • Heroes

    - Tank Girl
    - Insectavora <3
    - Mum
    - Belladonna
    - Lisa Crystal Carver
    - Annie Sprinkle
    - Jenna Jameson
    - Ford Prefect
    - Amanda Palmer
    - Zaphod Beeblebrox
    - Hunter S Thompson
    - Alice ov Resident Evil
    - Any kritter unafraid ov who they are and what they do and the realities they create

    Blah maybe He-Man

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Body type: 5' 3" / Slim / Slender
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Dread Fall Maker and Freelance Model
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

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About me:

....
Asexual. 19. EGADelaide.


XLII
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DON'T PANIC

..The following is an inadeqate synopsis of my persona..
.Tentaacularr.Misanthropic.Platform Heels.
Elf~FAerie Freakk*Extraordinaaaire~!
Hey there I am KasElf
And I collect hats ^_______^
I am a gash-mouthed, gutter-minded, ripped-fishnet, utterly crass, leopard printed crack-whore with Octopus on the brain...
Do say hello
I'm terrified of mediocrity- I thrive on extremity
I am the owner ov Voodoo Couture- check us out HERE
I make and sell dread falls ^_^ Do check them out, and don't hesitate to query me about custom orders :D
I say the word FUNNI a ridiculous amount everyday
I am O|B|S|E|S|S|E|D with HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy - NO not the new movie!
I wear bones for fun and coat myself in glitter on a regular basis
I HATE Twilight and WoW with the fire of a thousand suns T_T
Hedonistic, fiercely independent + way too much for you to handle ^_~
I am a direct blood relative of Vladimir Tepes ^_^
I dislike it INTENSELY when people try to force their views on me-
Religious zealots, music freaks, heck, even vegans- I'm not listening, so please don't try
I absolutely ADORE Resident Evil!
I knit, crochet and cross stitch a lot - I love it.
If I love YOU enough I might knit/crochet/cross stitch you something ^_^
I like to be NAKED. A lot.
I like to find the magick in everything
Do NOT add me as a friend and never speak to me
I am not some collectable figurine...
I change my hair colour more than I change my facial jewellery :P
I am a living Oxymoron
I am a boozehound, smoke and like the colour red
I like to blow bubbles while waiting for public transport..
I am a Bueno addict. I need one a day to function >_>
My favourite word is BiddyCuck..
..Or Scrumptious...
Fuck me around...
And I will sulk...
I really really really hate it when I am itchy..
Give me and Xbox and Halo and I will be a happy camper :P
If I got to see Ween or Peaches live I would be a most agreeable lass :P
I am a pierced neon fiend into body modifications - I quite a few - see below :D They are my pride and joy...
I am a freelance dark alternative model - and I am always looking for new people to collaborate with :)
I really only came on this site so I could rant and rave to unsuspecting victims...

Prepare for Assimilation....

I RARELY add people
I do NOT PC for PC
I do NOT whore for whore
I will NOT "check out" your band
And I will NOT make you a goddamn sign

...Other Accounts...
My Facebook
My VampireFreaks
My ModelMayhem
My DeviantNation
My BodyMod.org
My Twitter
I have a Tagged profile
No others though - any others are FAKE

BODY MODS:
CURRENT Piercings:
Septum x2. Star Shaped Skin Diver in Throat. Vertical Labret. Medusa. Tongue. Snakebites. Spiderbites. Cheeks. Tragus. Rook. 16mm Lobes. Second Set of Lobes (12g and 4mm). Both Nipples. Navel. 3x Random Ear Cartilages.
EX Piercings:
2x Collarbone Dermal Anchor. Bridge x2. Nose. Madonna. Crossbites. Spiderbites x2. Vertical Labret. Double labret. Top Lip Ashley. Helix. Madison. Left and Right Clavicle. Handweb. Labia.
Ink:
A black Biohazard on my left forearm.
A large black + white Amonite shell on my left shoulder blade *beginning ov Half Sleeve*
Tiny pink heart on each Pinky Finger
A black ankh on my thumb knuckle (right)
XLII in black on my right wrist
4 Black and pink stars on my right forearm
A skull and crossbones on the back of my neck.
Pink and Black Polka Dot Bows on the back of my thighs.
Diving Swallows on my Chest
A Pincushion Heart in the centre of my chest piece :D .. ..

Who I'd like to meet:

“Well, now that we have seen each other,”
said the Unicorn,
“if you’ll believe in me, I’ll believe in you.
Is that a bargain?”
“Yes, if you like,” said Alice.

I heart Amanda Palmer and if you DO NOT know who that is don't even bother speaking to me....
TANK GIRL.. And then I will marry her :D
Annie Sprinkle, Lydia Lunch and most IMPORTANTLY Lisa Crystal Carver - who has unlocked the secrets of the world for me...
PerformerZ, freaKKs ov Nature, Aliens, Shamanistikk* humanOIDs, kreepaZ + KrawlerZ,
And anyone else with the same affinity for teapots and octopus as me <3

Status and Mood

  • Zephyr Elf - Heads up; my MSN Facebook chat is being screwy- sorry guys D:
    Posted 5 hours ago
  • Zephyr Elf juust uploaded pixx ov the purple mini Mad Hatter top haat I made- go see~! http://lnk.ms/4Xp5M
    Mood: Spleaguun Spleep Spleaguun Spleep
    Posted at 8:55 AM Nov 22
  • Zephyr Elf is maaking gloorious red satin red Swarovski crystaal crusted heart shaaped pastiies- stay tuuned >:D
    Mood: Spleaguun Spleep Spleaguun Spleep
    Posted at 10:02 AM Nov 20
  • Zephyr Elf just uploaded pixx ov de new nipple pasties I made~! Chekkem out here: http://lnk.ms/2sp26
    Mood: Spleaaguun Splee Spleaaguun Splee
    Posted at 10:58 AM Nov 19
  • Zephyr Elf has finally got my 12g labret pierced- beginning ov stretchiing journey~! Pixx: http://lnk.ms/4Mh5H >:D
    Mood: Spleaagun Spleep Spleaagun Spleep
    Posted at 5:48 AM Nov 15

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