Raised on good old-fashioned, All-American values, Kicker and Turner have taken their decades of singing, acting, gymnastics, pagaentry, and dancing lessons and parlayed that into a booming career in some of the biggest theme park venues in the world.
After extended stints at Six Flags over Georgia, Cedar Point, Opryland and (now) Dollywood - Kicker and Turner have become the foremost theme park entertainer celebrities in the country. No genre of music or style of dance seem to elude these 2 sexy and hip good old boys who have been called the "future of family entertainment" by the Coalition Of Christian Knowledge (C.O.C.K.) Famous productions include: "Zip! Zap! Rap! (HipHop through the Ages)" at PlayLand Amusement Park, "Jukebox Jump!" at Six Flags over Georgia, "Stage Fright" for Halloween at Cedar Point, and "Achy Breaky Start: the Early Songs of Billy Ray Cyrus" at Dollywood.
Influences
Kids of the Kingdom, Solid Gold Dancers, the original cast of "Mamma Mia!", and Paula Abdul.
Members
Kicker and Turner - You haven't heard of us?!?!
We've had 2 wonderful Understudies over the Years who've traveled with us and are always on Standby - Katie and Dennis. We should give it up for the Understudies - huh?!
TV Shows
Various Dollywood Commericals and the "Kevin Murphy Show".
Kicker and Turner's Interests
General
Walking on the beach at night, being a connoisseur of white zinfandels from around the world, gardening, watching reruns of "the Dick Van Dyke" show, as well as researching the life of Jimmy Peekay - a Russian immigrant ice skater who was the inventor of the Ice Capades.
Music
Justin Timberlake, Cher, Kajagoogoo, Dolly Parton, Barry Manilow, Showtunes, and the Andrew Sisters
Movies
Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Darrin's Dance Grooves, anything with Delta Burke, and Schindler's List
Television
All My Children, Rachey Ray, Sex and the City, Kids Incorporated, Dukes of Hazzard, Mister Rogers, O'Reilly Factor, and the Miss America Pagaent
Books
The Bible and the entire Danielle Steele collection
Heroes
Stephen Sondheim, Marilyn Monroe, Baz Luhrman, Ann Coulter, and Mother Teresa
Tomorrow night is the kick off of The Wendy Ho Show at Caroline's on Broadway! 9:30pm! I can't do it withoutchas!!! So if you haven't already, please call ahead o' time to reserve yo seats for tomorrow night's show--OR you won't be able to get $10 tickets to a $19.50 show. There is a 2 drink minimum. The reservation number is 212-757-4100, use the code word: HOBAG for $10 tickets.
Please pass this onto yo' friends who might want to see Judy Gold, Jim David, Al& Patty and...yes...my ass for a small fee!
Its gonna get stoopit, so get into the groove!
Never have I felt more alive than when I donned my headband and spandex and subbed for these boys. I heart lavish costumes, medlies and audiences that are there to take a break from the rides. Long live Kicker and Turner.
You two make me feel like dancing... Oh wait everything makes me feel like dancing. You cats are super groovey. I am not sure if I speeled groovey correctly. I am a horrible speller. It is a sign of genius...I am told.
I heard this story that one time one of your friends missed a lift, but being a professional, covered it well: (to the tune of "Walkin on Sunshine) "I'm Singin Upside Down...woah!"
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