Mike Avelino

About me:

I figured it was about time to update this thing...

I moved down from New York in 1996, and I've called Tampa my home since then. I consider myself a Floridian but I still curse like a yankee.
The most important things in my life, in no particular order, are music, friends, and family. Without even one of these I wouldn't be here today.
I don't know how to dance, so I don't go to clubs if I can help it. I can't sing, but I find myself at karaoke every week.
I fall in love too easily and with girls that are way out of my league. I never do anything to capitalize on it, and I usually just let the opportunity pass me by. I have no game. I could talk to a girl, but then it gets awkward. I hate having to 'read' girls, because I can never get a hint if they're interested or not.
I love Starbucks, Taco Bell, and Pizza, not the healthiest combination, but it's my weakness.
I love spending time with my friends, and I'm perfectly content staying up until 5am just hanging out and talking.
I live by the beach, but I'll take a pool over the ocean any day. A shark has never tried to fuck anyone's shit up in a pool.
I am sarcastic as fuck, so don't take it personally. In fact, if I don't make fun of you, then we're probably not good friends, or I just don't like you.
I went to college at UNF in Jacksonville, and don't have much to show for it besides $60K in debt and liver problems. I've drank so much my liver is in repair right now and I'm not sure when I can drink again.
I write songs about girls I'll never get, and relationships I've never had. I'm sappy like that, but there's nothing more relaxing to me than writing, I try to do it every day... If you think the shit I write sucks, you should see the stuff I don't post.
I wear shirts that are too small, and hoodies when it's hot out, yet I'm like the first person to sweat. Anywhere...