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  • cupid

    OMG! VUVUZELA BANNED!!! http://dr.tl/44af2f #worldcup #vuvuzelabanned

    2 years ago
  • 3 years ago
  • Enrique L. Diablo

    I have such a lesbian cruch on you - Im think you should move to Seattle so we can be together..!

    ;)
    ERIK
    x

    3 years ago
  • 4 years ago
  • Jesus & The Robot

    New Shit.



    1. Gangster Pig is a special number about the bay area police departments in respect to the Oscar Grant shooting and all others who suffer under police misconduct.

    2. I Want A New World Order & I Want It Now is a gem about martial law and losing more and more of our rights.

    3. Fucking Fuck Fuckers is a sure to go gold jingle about hepsters.

    4. Death Of A Yuppie, The Ex-Hippie is a beautiful tune about Haight Street hippies from the sixties who have grown up to be yuppies.

    5. Serial Killing Daddy is a joyful song about a caring father that gets off work and goes around killing deserving of death people and thoughtfully brings home souvenirs for his son.

    6. Rodent Death Party is a touching ditty regarding mouse problems & expresses methods and ways to take the matter in your hands.


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    4 years ago
  • ana j

    i need you

    4 years ago
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  • Britania

    my phone broke last night. (i can't believe i am now one of those people-who uses that excuse-but it's true!!) i would have called you if i could and read to you from "a night before xmas" . i miss you terribly.

    4 years ago
  • 4 years ago
  • Matthew Hausner

    Austin...when the hell did you move to Portland? my sister just moved there a few weeks ago. Drop me a line.

    4 years ago
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About me:

But you see in dealing with me, the relatives didn't know that they were dealing with a staunch character and I tell you if there's anything worse than dealing with a staunch person... S-T-A-U-N-C-H. There's nothing worse, I'm telling you. They don't weaken, no matter what.

Who I'd like to meet:

I like gays. Yup, gays are a fine people to meet and people with roller coasters in there front yard.

Details

  • Status: Divorced
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Body type: 8' 11" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: Hair doer
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • Grand River Academy

    • Austinburg,OH
    • Graduated: 2000
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1995 to 2002

Companies

  • I enjoy the company of men

    • ZW
    • all of them are fine but i like to be on top.

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