TheUnsinkableAustinDarling
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Interests
General
Pizza fun, flea markets, toys,bears, meeting new peeps and getting to know Portland.

Music
I love the sweet sound of a skin flute trumpeting into the cold georgia night... AND LITA.
Movies
Television
Six feet under, The Office, Golden Girls, Heroes, Stranger with Candy, Vh1 Behind The Music (on almost anyone), E True Hollywood Story (on almost anyone). Lifetime movies about kidnapping children, Arrested Development, all WB shows about teenagers who fuck each other...
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Books
All of the "For Dummies" books are pretty rad.Heroes
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And you are..... the cute, lovable, and always fun-loving HARLEY QUINN!
Which Batman Villianess are YOU???
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About me:
But you see in dealing with me, the relatives didn't know that they were dealing with a staunch character and I tell you if there's anything worse than dealing with a staunch person... S-T-A-U-N-C-H. There's nothing worse, I'm telling you. They don't weaken, no matter what.Who I'd like to meet:
I like gays. Yup, gays are a fine people to meet and people with roller coasters in there front yard.Details
- Status: Divorced
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Body type: 8' 11" / Average
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Agnostic
- Zodiac Sign: Aries
- Children: Proud parent
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: Grad / professional school
- Occupation: Hair doer
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
Schools
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Grand River Academy
- Austinburg,OH
- Graduated: 2000
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1995 to 2002
Companies
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I enjoy the company of men
- ZW
- all of them are fine but i like to be on top.











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Matthew Hausner 4 years ago
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I have such a lesbian cruch on you - Im think you should move to Seattle so we can be together..!
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New Shit.

1. Gangster Pig is a special number about the bay area police departments in respect to the Oscar Grant shooting and all others who suffer under police misconduct.
2. I Want A New World Order & I Want It Now is a gem about martial law and losing more and more of our rights.
3. Fucking Fuck Fuckers is a sure to go gold jingle about hepsters.
4. Death Of A Yuppie, The Ex-Hippie is a beautiful tune about Haight Street hippies from the sixties who have grown up to be yuppies.
5. Serial Killing Daddy is a joyful song about a caring father that gets off work and goes around killing deserving of death people and thoughtfully brings home souvenirs for his son.
6. Rodent Death Party is a touching ditty regarding mouse problems & expresses methods and ways to take the matter in your hands.
i need you
my phone broke last night. (i can't believe i am now one of those people-who uses that excuse-but it's true!!) i would have called you if i could and read to you from "a night before xmas" . i miss you terribly.
Austin...when the hell did you move to Portland? my sister just moved there a few weeks ago. Drop me a line.