Children everywhere. Yours, mine, those who are far away and hungry and cry out for help. The kids who are secretly abused and mistreated and still grow up to be strong whole individuals. Kids are who we teach them to be. They learn by watching. They learn by example, so lead by example. They grow up TO BE us. We are the pallet from which they learn. Teach them wisely, love them deeply, and lead them down the right path in life sternly. And when they screw up and say something really funny- EMAIL it ot me!!!!
XXnoticeXX Any and all stories submitted are submitted with implied consent for use in the book with no current or future compensation XXnoticeXX
About me: www.PeggyBrister.com
Do you have witty children? Have you ever had moments where your children said something so funny it made you laugh so hard you could spit milk out your nose? Have they ever caught you off guard with intellectual responses that were way above their understanding, but somehow they understood, and it floored you? Kids DO say the darndest things. And we are looking for some help in compiling a montage of those collective quips, witty responses, and downright funny kids stories. If you are a REAL mom with REAL kids and have memories that STILL make you laugh out loud LOL, then please feel free to submit them to the following email address. If your response or story is used, your name and your child’s name will appear in a nationally publicized book for all the world to see. Be a part of the “Down in the trenches MOMS and their smart *** kids” book!!! Example of one of the Author’s children… Ok, here's a jest for you that happened when my oldest son (Dustin, the 21 year old) was about 8. My sister and I were driving around Dallas and Dustin was in the backseat (eavesdropping and we didn't realize it). She was discussing a man, Barney, that she worked with at an aviation company who was kind of nerdy, but had money, and we were talking about his love life of sorts, and she was discussing why he couldn't seem to get a date but that if he did, he couldn't hold onto a woman. I stated, "He probably can't get a date because he is so anti-social" and without missing a BEAT, Dustin piped in and said "He probably can't get a date because he is a big purple dinosaur, gawd mom," He assumed we were discussing BARNEY the irritating TV show character. We laughed about that, once it dawned on us what he meant, until I had to pull over and we almost were peeing our pants. I will never forget that. Check out both of the book pages at http://www.myspace.com/kidsbook2007 and http://www.myspace.com/DITTmomsBOOK Humor is great medicine and I plan on giving the world a shot. Be sure to send your name, your town and your child/children’s name. Any story submissions constitute implied consent to use the submission in the book. Thanks for your help and support. – Peggy Sue (Author)
- -
-
Who I'd like to meet: If you are local to Vicksburg, check out the book ad in this Sunday and next Wednesday's paper. Be sure to check out the book's sister page at www.myspace.com/DITTmomsBOOK also and add the book as a friend there as well.
Do you have witty children? Have you ever had moments where your children said something so funny it made you laugh so hard you could spit milk out your nose? Have they ever caught you off guard with intellectual responses that were way above their understanding, but somehow they understood, and it floored you? Kids DO say the darndest things. And we are looking for some help in compiling a montage of those collective quips, witty responses, and downright funny kids stories. If you are a REAL mom with REAL kids and have memories that STILL make you laugh out loud LOL, then please feel free to submit them to the following email address. If your response or story is used, your name and your child’s name will appear in a nationally publicized book for all the world to see. Be a part of the “Down in the trenches MOMS and their smart *** kids” book!!! Example of one of the Author’s children… Ok, here's a jest for you that happened when my oldest son (Dustin, the 21 year old) was about 8. My sister and I were driving around Dallas and Dustin was in the backseat (eavesdropping and we didn't realize it). She was discussing a man, Barney, that she worked with at an aviation company who was kind of nerdy, but had money, and we were talking about his love life of sorts, and she was discussing why he couldn't seem to get a date but that if he did, he couldn't hold onto a woman. I stated, "He probably can't get a date because he is so anti-social" and without missing a BEAT, Dustin piped in and said "He probably can't get a date because he is a big purple dinosaur, gawd mom," He assumed we were discussing BARNEY the irritating TV show character. We laughed about that, once it dawned on us what he meant, until I had to pull over and we almost were peeing our pants. I will never forget that. http://www.myspace.com/DITTmomsBOOK Let us hear your stories. Down in the Trenches Mom’s Book: Here or DITTmomsBOOK@yahoo.com or KidsBook2007@hotmail.com
School Skills 101 is doing our part to make learning easier, save time, and reduce stress! The cheap & user-friendly study skills book with the ugliest cover!
Check us out on Amazon and Target. Free shipping at Amazon now with no minimum purchase.
This comment was sent by your friend via the Rockstars app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here.
-------------------------------------------
~*~* ROCKSTAR*~*~ wants you to join their band in Rockstars, a game where you can form bands with your friends and play gigs, battle rival bands, and become famous on MySpace!
Providing Customers With The Best Cartoons and Collectibles Since 2004 NOTE: This Is NOT A SPAM Offer – You Can Repost and Let Others Know About Us. We Welcome Your Feedback. THANKS AGAIN!
DAK COLLECTIBLES - CARTOON COLLECTION OF THE MONTH: Tex Avery Cartoon Collection - 5 Disc DVD SET
5 DVDs - Include Over 60 Episodes Including: Senor Droopy / Bad Luck Blackie / Chump Champ / Doggone Tired / Droopy Double Trouble / Car of Tomorrow / Magical Maestro / Rock-a-bye Bear / Little Johnnie Jet / TV of Tomorrow / Drag Along Droopy / Billy Boy / Homesteader Droopy / Farm of Tomorrow / Dixieland Droopy / Cat's Meow / Outfoxed / Cat That Hated People/Symphony in Slang…AND MANY MORE CARTOON CLASSICS!
To Place An Order for the Complete Set of 5 DVDs Click on the Link Below or copy and paste into a browser:
Thank you my new friend for adding me to your circle of friends. Please take a look at my Group which is about Survivors. I also have another myspace page that is about domestic violence and child abuse and the awareness of the two. Both links are under my about me section of my page. Thanks again and looking forward to knowing you some more. May God continue to bless you and your loved ones always. Hugs....
Do you have a beautiful daughter or niece? Have you ever thought of entering them in a beauty pageant? Then The Miss Heart of Coffee County Pageant is for you regardless of where you live. Did you know?
Over the course of a yearas many as 1.4 million children experience homelessness. Forty-two percent of these children are under the age of five.
1.37 million (or 39%) of the total homeless population are children under the age of 18.
15% of the homeless are Single women.
The Miss Heart of Coffee County Pageant is definitely a pageant with a purpose! This pageant is a Food Drive that will benefit a local food bank. Each contestant will be required to turn in 10 canned food items the day of the pageant. The food bank the food is delivered to will then be decided on by our 2009 Miss Heart of Coffee County Queens. This is a Pageant that helps people in Alabama and will give you and your contestant memories that will last a life time. For more information on getting your beautiful child enrolled call Ciera Pynes at 954-629-5433 or visit www. MissHeartofAlabama. com.
..
..
