The DiSgRaCeR FrEaKHo0kmAcHiNe

About me:

Ima rapper and i chill wit ma peoples. and by my peoples i mean the disgraceland family freakshow.(if ya don't know,u betta ax sumbody nigga. FAST.) 1 LUV. DFF4L.


THE UNISPHERE......
Guillotine

Which Torture Device Are You?
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Name: Killawordz, A.K.A. Major Ripped 1st Infantry, A.K.A. La Machina, A.K.A. The Lonely Lone Ranger.
Birthday: 12/12/8O
Birthplace: Manhattan, NYC
Current Location: Bronx, NYC (for now)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Rilly dark brown (a hair's width away from black)
Height: 5'10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Born Left, currently Right.
The Shoes You Wore Today: anything from uptowns 2 jordans 2 timbo's
Your Weakness: a pretty womyn who is ACUTALLY intellegent.
Your Fear: my mother not being around 2 c her grandchildren
Your Perfect Pizza: frash mozzarella slice w/ basil (fuckin gangstrous)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: LOL (i think thats everybody's)
Thoughts First Waking Up: you have 2 go to sle3p in order 2 "wake up" so i dunno. i tell ya after i wake up.
Your Best Physical Feature: ah i dont fuckin know man. ask the girls wut they think of me.
Your Bedtime: monday through wednesday(IF i have the time)
Your Most Missed Memory: b'n a kid.
Pepsi or Coke: Im a coke man myself. : )~
McDonalds or Burger King: neither. wolf and lamb steakhouse fuckers. step yo game up bitches.
Single or Group Dates: neither at this point in time.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: sugar water. ima ke3p it real folks.
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry.
Cappuccino or Coffee: NEITHER
Do you Smoke: tre3z.
Do you Swear: bitch cunt shitty shit shit bastrad d0nkey raping shit eater fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckers. i think that about mothafuckin covers it fuckin mothafucka.
Do you Sing: its called spitting that hot fire. (rapping to the lamens)
Do you Shower Daily: Yeupsiree. well i try to.
Have you Been in Love: Yes. I have. It's a pretty incredible fe3ling.
Do you want to go to College: not in the least
Do you want to get Married: if such an occasion should occur, sure.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope!!!!
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes.
Are you a Health Freak: not a health freak but i try 2 eat healthy. but i still eat like a maniac.
Do you get along with your Parents: you mean parent. yes. my mom.
Do you like Thunderstorms: i LOVE thunderstorms. (but i like blizzards better. ima winter baby.)
Do you play an Instrument: yes, my voice
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no. And i miss it dearly.
In the past month have you Smoked: no. And i miss it dearly.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i plead the fiff yo honor. one, 2, three, 4, FIFF!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i'll never tell.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: is a frogs ass water tight? no shit i eaten a box of oreo's b4.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no but i have b4. not bad.but i like hot saki better. fuck a nigga up ge0owd.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Oh yes. It's happend before. But i must say, when its your fault, it feels much, MUCH worse.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Yes. And I'm starting to miss it.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: yep. sux. but payback sux even worse.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes.
How do you want to Die: however death cho0ses 2 take me again. I've died 2wice before. Guess i've got staying power. (hope Death likes 2 get kicked in the balls A LOT. i came in 2 this world kickin and screamin. im goin out the same way. (wear a cup death. wear a cup.)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ive be3n a rapper 4 a while now. and thats wut i want 2b for the rest of my life.
What country would you most like to Visit: all of em.
Number of Drugs I have taken: once again your honor, i plead the one, 2, three, 4, FIFF!!
Number of CDs I own: A zilliontrilliongillion.
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 10 and counting......
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None. bcuz like rhino's, i move forward ONLY. One must stand by the life decisions you've chosen 4 yourself. Or else you're just fake.

In a Girl....
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter.
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter.
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter but if i HAD 2 cho0se, long.
Height: not too short but i dont mind a woman whos taller than me.
Weight: Proportionate.
Best Clothing Style: Personal style.
Sense of humor: VITAL 2 being in a relationship wit me. i luv 2 laugh.

Your results:
You are HulkA

Hulk 90% The Flash 80% Green Lantern 80% Catwoman 80% Iron Man 80% Supergirl 70% Spider-Man 60% Batman 60% Wonder Woman 50% Robin 50% Superman 35%

You are a wanderer with amazing strength.

Your Seduction Style: The Charmer

You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them!

DECEMBER
This straight-up means you're the most good-looking,Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions.Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,Although hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to Delay. Choosy and always wants the best.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) --

THE Sexy one. Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying. They LOVE to travel.They are constantly moving.They are always packing and going somewhere. They remember EVERYTHING and forget NOTHING. But hold no grudges. Also very down to earth. They are the outdoorsy type. Why fuck in a tent when you can be surrounded by Sequoias under a moonlit night and have sex? Sags will Fuck Everywhere! Most Sags flash body parts and are closet nudists. They will be the first to register for nude volleyball at the nudist resort. Don't get me wrong, they have a TON of provocative clothing at home, but they like to be naked. EVERYWHERE.They don't know why its against the law to drive naked in a convertable especially. It just doesn't seem right. Downright Anti-American to them. They are also bleeding heart causefighters. They believe that sex is a biological function amongst friends...why fight it when you can fuck it? A perfect night for them is to :Talk. Fuck. Talk. Fuck. Go out and look at sea otters..Pick some flowers...Talk. Fuck. Laugh. Have a drink. Talk. Fuck. Dinner. Fuck. Sleep. Fuck and Fuck some more!Male Sags have more fetishes than a female Sag. Foot fetishes...Cutting...wild positions...Female Sags are nature lovers: Do it in the bushes, Sex on the beach, in the ocean, hell behind the local laundrymat! Kinky? they Love Kinky. Wear that pirate getup for these girls, they'll be on their knees in a heartbeat. They'll dress kinky and skip the panties under a short skirt if you're going out on the town, just to get you going, and I do mean going~ these girls want it all night long! Whipped cream, body oils and bondage,Licking and sucking, whatever it takes to keep the party going! . They believe in doing it and doing it often! fucking before the movie starts..., fucking at the theatre during the previews and maybe a quick blowjob on the way home.Sag females love sexing up your whole body! Give them a chance, there won't be a body part they haven't sucked licked or fucked!You can touch them anywhere and they got hott cause they're freaky like that! They love leg rubs and jacuzzis, this is because their thighs are a hot spot...They'll be the ones holding you up fucking in the closet at your friends housewarming party at two in the morning. They are built for lots and lots of sex in any way shape or form, kinky or slow teasing, fast and hard or slow and easy~ if you want to get your freak on, Sagittarians are the way to go! None of the other signs love Sex as Much as a Sag!

People with |B|R|O|W|N| |E|Y|E|S| are: Sexy as hell. Love to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love. VERY good kissers. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary.

Ten MYSPACE Commandments

ONE
w.a.k.e.u.p there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt.

TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,Are you serious? You're stupid.Go play in traffic.

THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" Because if you were,you wouldn't post them.And if u do ur a fucking mongoloid.

FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;Even if you win, you're still retarded.

FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day about how you hate other people b/c you're not on their top 8.who the fuck cares?ITS FUCKING MYSPACE!!!

SIX
Who really gives a crap if I don't accept you as a friend?MOVE ON!!!Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?"I don't want you as a friend;that's what's up!

SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts,go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,you are a true MySpace Friend.Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE
I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING MORON



WORDZ TO LIVE BY:Face it. Noboday owes you a living. What you acheive or fail to acheive in your lifetime is directly related to what you do or fail to do. No one chooses their parents or childhood, But you can choose your own direction. Everyone has problems or obstacles to overcome but that, too, is relative to that individual. Nothing is carved in stone. NOTHING. You can change anything in your life, if you want it badly enough. Excuses are for losers. Those who take responibility for their actions are the real winners in life. Winners meet lifes challenges head on, and give it all they've got. And never think its too early or to late to begin. Time plays no favorites. And will pass whether you act or not. TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE. Dare to dream and take risks...Compete. If you aren't willing to work for goals, don't expect others to. Believe in yourself.

The question NEVER was are we men or are we mice.
Are we men or are we beasts?
Or beastly men that dine and feast on the misfortunes of those that have it the least?
Adapted from the jungle to concrete street only to revert back to the raw,
Instictual behaviors imbedded in our DNA
that makes us like every other animal.
And, in turn, THAT-MAKES-US-WEAK.
Now ask yourself, how long has mankind REALLY been on a losing streak?
The answer my friend, ISN't blowing in the wind.
But it may take you a week.
~Killawordz