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The Outlaw Josie Fails

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Bite my shiny metal ass.

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  • The Outlaw Josie Fails

  • 26 / Female
  • Seattle, Washington, US
  • Last Login: 12/17/2009

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Interests

  • General

    running, lifting, laughing, reading, loving, writing, conversing, traveling, learning, and your mom

  • Music

    my taste is impeccable

  • Movies

    Army of Darkness, Evil Dead I and II, Bubba Ho Tep, Man With The Screaming Brain, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Empire Records, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Full Metal Jacket, Clockwork Orange, Pi, The Secretary, The Nightmare Before Christmas, When Harry Met Sally, Labyrinth, TMNT, Legend, Sin City, Dead Alive, Donnie Darko, Frailty, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Kill Bill I & II

  • Television

    Invader Zim, Futurama, Brisco County Jr., Family Guy, Red Dwarf, South Park, Farscape, Late Night with Conan O'Brian,

  • Books

    Days of War Nights of Love by CrimeThInc, Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahnuik, Cunt by Inga Muscio, Dune by Frank Herbert, Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card, The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brian, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor by Bruce Campell, Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain, etc, etc...

  • Heroes

    only i can save myself

Details

  • Status: Divorced
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Stanwood, WA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 5" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Woefully Unemployed
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

Networking

Companies

  • Metro Parks Tacoma

    • Tacoma, WA US
    • Public Relations Intern
    Feb. to Aug. of '05

  • Wenberg State Park

    • Stanwood, WA US
    • Park Aide
    May - Sept. of '03 and May - Aug. of '04

  • KCCR Student Radio

    • Tacoma, WA US
    • Promotions Director
    Sept. - Dec. of '05

  • Holland America Line

    • Seattle, WA US
    • Special Promotions Coordinator
    January 6th 2006 to Present

  • AllstarFitness Queen Anne

    • Seattle, WA US
    • Front Desk Worker
    August '07 - Present

Blurbs

About me:

Behold! For I am the One True Joe, and thou shalt have no other joes before me.
I am all things to all people. But most of all, I'm something else entirely.
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Who I'd like to meet:

Well, since I've already met the man, the myth, the legend, Bruce "don't call me Ash" Campbell twice...

How about Paul Atreides? Or Ender Wiggin? Or mayhaps your mom?

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