"A FREE FOR ALL IN A LATE NIGHT GODZILLA MOVIE!" - Joe Corroney
Ishiro Automatron AKA "Auto": bass guitar, vocals, pilot.
Auto is convinced that he is invisible and that nobody can see him. Drove a Taxi once. Thinks he can fly anything like TC from Magnum P.I.
Maximilian De Kill AKA "Max": keyboards, vocals, aerial recon and attack.
Max is an airborne attack unit... an aspect complicated by the fact that he cannot fly. Discontinued after multiple crashes. Likes to drink "alcohol & oil" and can be found passed-out on an asteroid outside the Circle-K's of Altair-6.
Stroboticus Maximus AKA "Strobo": lead vocals, lead guitar, strategist.
Strobo is walking radio tower. Acts as the communication hub for the robot armies as they go into battle. Unfortunately due to a glitch in his programming he can only broadcast reruns of I love Lucy.
Dr. Robert H. Troganstein AKA "Trog": drums, beserker.
Trog is a berserker robot. Built by the Third Robot Empire as a front line combat unit. Trog operates more on instinct rather than intellect. When Trog goes into action you may never know what side he's on. Then again neither does he.
Trog received an honorary doctorate from the City College of Bethesda Maryland for his heart rending reading of Tolstoy's Anna Karenina.
DRUNK DIAL MESSENGER CENTER: leave the robots a drunken message and donate a little part of your intoxication to the galaxy... don't worry, it won't cost you anything. Except your dignity.
Background information: after attempting to make a beer run in a stolen imperial battle-foot, the Killer Robots (Trog, Strobo, Auto and Max) collide with a piece of space debris and crash land on earth. Forced to wait over a hundred years for an essential part, the four get part time jobs and start a rock band to pay the bills.
"Total Destruction Tour 2008" is the Killer Robots 4th year of live tours, chock full of songs & battles, asparagus creatures, rock lobsters, sexy alien girls, the infamous Zeta Blaster, giant motor gods, and the omnipresent King of the Moon. To fully understand and comprehend the Killer Robots and the "Total Destruction Tour ", intoxication is recommended.
The Killer Robots span over a comic book series, cartoon, tv show, movie, a band and live tour. For more information check out their website at www.killerrobots.tv.
Influences
Ramones, Bad Brains, Man or Astroman, Atom and his Package, Aquabats, Magnetic Fields, Alice on Acid, Rasputina, They Might Be Giants, Devo, Dick Dale, Johnny Cash, Chuck Berry, Reverend Horton Heat, Iggy Pop, Concrete Blonde, Danzig, Misfits, Samhain, Black Flag, GWAR, Destroyer Duck, Jolly Gothics, Radiohead, Freddy King, Reverend Horton Heat, Nirvana, Frank Zappa, Al Green, James Brown, Public Enemy, Ice Cube, Dick Dale, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Carlos Nakai, Jill Scott, Nas, Prince, Creed, Lenny Kravitz, Johnny Cash, Funkadelic, NIN, Rick James, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Nora Jones, Depeche Mode, Def Tones, Morgana King, Chopin, Vivaldi, Mendlessohn, Mozart, Bach, Queen, Devo, Tyrone Davis, Arnette Coleman, Dave Brubeck, Freddie Hubbard, Paul Horne, Buddy Rich, Buddy Miles, Orgy, Led Zeppelin, Suzanne Vega, Chris Isaak, Love, Nature, Space..., B 52's, Zolar X, Thor, They Might Be Giants, Beck, Beastie Boys, Ween, Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.
Sounds Like
Mutant monsters from space in an all out war with giant robots and humanity caught in the middle.
"Oh man i can't say enough about how spectacular the Killer Robots look. They put on an incredible show despite blowing a fuse several songs into their set. If you ever get the chance to see them I highly recommend it. This was filmed at the Atlantic in Gainesville, FL."
-Mr. Frog
CAPTAIN ZERO:
"Words can't even describe what happened that night. Between the Robots, whose sound can be described as an amalgamation of metal-synth-polka music, and the extravagant costumes from the groupies on the floor ranging from Lobster Boy, The Dumpster Monster and Robot Abraham Lincoln, it wasn't so much a concert as it was more like a free for all in a late night Godzilla movie. And we were caught right at ground zero for all of it."
-Joe Corroney, Star Wars Artist and Illustrator
FLORIDA MUSIC FESTIVAL 2007:
"In other words, a GWAR concert, but hopped up on steroids, angel dust and crank. Gotta love it. I mean, have you ever noticed that there’s not much to do at concerts? You can listen the band, who usually turn their amps up so high that you can’t understand them, and if you’re at a metal concert you can jump into the mosh pit, but that’s about it. But whacking something called Monko the Gladiator with a pool noodle? That sounds like fun."
-gavortnik
"And then Kenny told us: "I've worked a lot of odd shows... I've worked for Gwar 3 times, I've worked for Marilyn Manson, and all kinds of strange and creepy bands. But this [the Killer Robots], hands down, was the weirdest show I've ever been a part of.""
-Jackie
MINDLESS MINIONS OF THE KILLER ROBOTS: Dedicated fans determined to demolish the Attack Vortex with the Killer Robots. Minions are designated with "MM" and individual numbers for easy indentification during battle. Minions are incorporated into the band for all pre and post-battle adventures. Click here to join the Mindless Minions of the Killer Robots!
We Dykes had an amazing time rockin out with you Robots! Thank you so much for everything! It meant allot to us. You guys are one of the coolest bands we've meet! And your fans are the coolest too! We hope to see you guys real soon when you go on your east coast tour.
I.E. will be releasing their new e.p. Puritan Ave. along with our first line of shirts from Lucky Number 17 Clothing at Club Firestone Friday June26th! We're going to be holding a drawing for a FREE I.E. guitar for people willing to drop off a canned good to benefit Rock For Hunger. R4H benefit buttons will also be available. Tickets are free, so you'll have a bit more money to spend on merch that's gonna' benefit some sweet causes, Rock For Hunger, and Idol's End's tour! Hit us up and we'll get ya' hooked up with the tickets.
Killer Robots are an intergalactic blast! 50 Metric tons of fun. Remember to top off those fluids every 1,000 miles.Thanx for the awesome robo add. Your Earth friend, James Fogg
The Robots From Mars are proud to announce our sponsorship by Twin Peaks, the manufacturers of the Anti-gravity Invisible Bra.
Twelve billion dollars has been added to the current US budget to help further develop and promote this fine product.
All females and fat men over 16 cycles will soon be issued their first see-though bust supporter in a variety of invisible colors.
Help support this program by gleefully wearing your Anti-gravity Invisible Bra outside your shirt!
The guys from RFM
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