Kimberly (aka Dorkholio)

www.myspace.com/kimberzy

The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep - Robert Frost

  • Kimberly perkins

  • 37 / Female
  • BAKERSFIELD, California, US
  • Last Login: 11/14/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Photography, camping, movies, scrapbooking, outdoors stuff, indoors stuff, stuff in general, cheese, geeks, nerds, dorks, spotted hyenas, news, goo, glue, gnus, shoes, the color blue, crimson hues, The Who, the number twenty-two and A Boy Named Sue - I like a lot of stuff.

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  • Music

    I like a bunch of stuff: Alice In Chains, The Offspring, Buffalo Tom, Breaking Benjamin, Jeff Buckley, Jack Johnson, The Raconteurs, The Vines, The Eagles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Green Day, Daughtry, Local H, Mudhoney, Rilo Kiley, Audioslave, Tool, Beck, Death Cab For Cutie, Clutch, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Exies, Finger Eleven, John Mayer, Metallica, Modest Mouse, The Pixies, Shinedown, System of A Down, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, 12 Stones, Fugazi, Nirvana, Soundgarden, and more


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  • Movies

    All Hail Ash!

    I made an Ash soundboard! woo hoo! Click on a pic to hear Ash say something.

    Movies I love: Dr Strangelove, Apocalypse Now, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Hostel, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Donnie Darko, The Royal Tennenbaums, Clerks, Jaws, Psycho, The Birds, Sideways, Napoleon Dynamite, The Black Stallion, A Clockwork Orange, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Evil Dead movies, Office Space, Best In Show, Jacob's Ladder, CHUD, 28 Days Later, Life of Brian, Wedding Crashers, Into The Wild, Blue Velvet, Team America, and a whole helluva lot more

  • Television

    Shows I actually watch: House, Mythbusters, Ghost Hunters, Heroes, Supernatural, CSI, Bones, South Park, Mind of Mencia, The Sarah Silverman Program, Ugly Betty, Dirty Jobs, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show

  • Books

    I love books! Especially: Catch-22, Slaughterhouse Five, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Universe, Into The Wild, A Clockwork Orange, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Empire of The Sun, To Kill A Mockingbird, Watership Down and TS Eliot poems. I love Kurt Vonnegut, Joseph Heller and Stephen King books. And I even read a little Shakespeare from time to time (yes, just for the fun of it! lol)

    My friend Arlene's new book :) click HERE to check it out

  • Heroes

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Bakersfield, CA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 4" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: College graduate

Schools

  • California State University-Bakersfield

    • Bakersfield, CALIFORNIA
    • Graduated: 1994
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: English and Art (double major)
    • Clubs: Sigma Tau Delta
    1990 to 1994
  • Maricopa High

    • Maricopa, CALIFORNIA
    • Graduated: 1990
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1986 to 1990

Companies

  • County of Kern

    • Bakersfield, CA US

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What I'm Listening To

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Addicted to House

Addicted to Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Addicted to South Park

Addicted to Ghost Hunters

Magnetic Poetry

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Rest In Peace

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~ George Carlin

Your Slogan Should Be
Kimberly; What You'd Eat if You Lived on Mars

The Recipe For kimberly
3 parts Aspiration
2 parts Uniqueness
1 part Friendship

Splash of Allure

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Delicious!!!

Good readin'

I am a complete dork, thus my nickname. It fits me to a "D." I am a nature freak (emphasis on the freak). I love the outdoors. I would rather go camping than stay at a luxury hotel. I am impossibly stubborn and opinionated. Don't argue with me...you will lose. I love to take pictures of anything and everything. I love wildflowers and bird watching. I love a good thunderstorm. I love to walk in the rain in summer. I can't stand Steven Seagal, Rosie O'Donnell, and Britney Spears. I think Mike Rowe from "Dirty Jobs" and Hugh Laurie from "House" are WAYYYY sexier than Brad Pitt. Clowns and ventriloquist dummies freak me out. So do mannequins. I am afraid of heights to the point where I don't even like climbing a ladder. I hate wasps and I loathe ants. I love to draw and paint and scrapbook. I am a true artsy fartsy kind of girl. I hate being called "Ma'am" and "hun" or "honey." I NEED my personal space. I love rollercoasters and curvy roads. I tend to talk to much.....can you tell?


I can wish, can't I?

Bad Monkey!

Hairy Cock

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Who I'd like to meet:

In my opinion...

Eye Candy

This is sooooooooooo wrong on SO many levels, yet soooo funny!

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