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Kim Macaskill
Urban / Stand-Up / Female
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Female
22 years old
Glasgow, Scotland
United Kingdom



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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BioRight then, I’ll try and get this down in a sentence for you! I’m a stand-up comedienne, actor and comedy writer...for other skills google my name followed by ’XXX fatride’ .


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Winner of the Breakneck Comedy Competition 2008---------------------------------------------------"Kim Griffin,19 hailing from Kilmarnock is pushing around as the new comedienne on the block with an earthy and dark twist on everything that life throws at her."- The Brig----------
"Engages the audience while shocking them." - Haha Comedy----------- "Morally Disfunctional. Her distorted views are entirely inappropriate" -Stirling Christian Union----------- "Upstart Kilmarnock Comedienne’ - The Skinny-----------
Websitekimdothjest.bebo.com
InfluencesToo influenced. I’d have to start my life all over again and write them down.
TV ShowsUKool- 1 Episodes (Unrelated to comedy, and better best forgotten.)
FilmsNone to date. Hollywood don't know what they are missing.

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Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Kilmarnock/ Stirling
Body type:0' 1" / Some extra baggage
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school


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About me:
'21 year old Kim Griffin showed herself to be an imaginative, precocious writer and one to watch'- THE SCOTSMAN Earthy and forward, she is a stand up comedienne that means to give the name 'Kimberley a good reputation again'. The only explanation Kim would give for this plan was 'Fucking pink power ranger destroying my childhood.' - The Brig

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90 Caliber Comedy





Jun 12 2009 1:00 PM

Our next comedy night in Pivo Pivo. Hopefully you can join us.

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Nonima





Jun 8 2009 10:00 PM

Is it still spam even though we know each other though? :)

Long time Miss Kim.

Tam x
Chris Ramsey





Apr 17 2009 11:24 AM

Ah that's amazing, you need a cape...
Rolf Harris would be proud!
x
Chris Ramsey





Apr 16 2009 11:49 AM

A real rabbit?
Coral





Mar 18 2009 7:41 PM

ha ha ha, just having a casual Wednesday night stalk on myspazz to see how you were doing and was hit by 'don't hurt me' and a rainy day. I've just realised how sad my life is... hope you're well.
x
Jill Polestarr





Mar 18 2009 11:09 AM

Hiya.
How are you? I like Haddaway :)
Ailsa





Mar 17 2009 3:33 PM

Allllriiiight, how are you chick? Been too long, have I even seen you this year?? xx
Teddy





Mar 15 2009 6:01 PM

I've been eating mini jaffa cakes. They're low fat.
J Bostron





Mar 15 2009 8:10 AM

YO! whatup?

check out the tunes @ http://www. digital-tunes. net/artists/j_bostron

watch out for Raw 006 12" coming soon!!

ez now
Bostron
Scott





Mar 15 2009 12:41 AM

Hey cheers for tonight. Had a good time, enjoyed workin with ye.
keep in touch
Scott xx
ǝƃɐıןoɟɾp .(o_0)





Feb 16 2009 3:24 AM

house demo This mix is a compilation of the
cheese and funky house that has been hidden in my record bag for a
few years now, so for all you freaks who annoy the shit out of me at
gigs asking for cheese well here it is!!
This is going to be one of those mixes you love or fucking hate so have a listen on-line or download from http://www. 4shared. com/file/87650375/646c1732/from_the_bottom_of_my_sack. html .... and give me your feedback,


mix created 12/02/2009 -
length - 54.51,095
cups of tea needed - 6

1, Dj Touche - the
body clap (southern fried records)
2, Tom Neville - locked
in a groove (media records ltd)
3, Kings of rhythm -
bomb da loop (1998 bmg eurodisk)
4, Exhibit a - g minor
"soul avengerz remix" (www. cr2records. co. uk)
5, Comsos - take me with
you "instrumental club mix" (m3records)
6, Kelis - trick me
"tiefschwarz mix" (unknown)
7, Darkroom dubs - i
need to freak (info@darkroomdubs.com)
8, Groove armada -
lovebox (pepperrecords)
9, Goodfellas -
soulheaven ft lisa millett"class a's soul frenzy
rmx"directionrecords

(Industrial break beat
mix available for download on the 21st of February, al keep you in
check.
)
Connoisseur Pandaboy





Jan 8 2009 2:06 PM

I believe you should change your name to "The Artist formerly known as Kim Griffin". I've got a few squiggles for sale if you want a new logo.
Ailsa





Jan 5 2009 12:15 AM

Happy new year Kimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm xx
Teddy





Dec 24 2008 3:57 PM

Hayes?! When did that one happen? Did I miss a memo?
DJ Laconic (Dilate Drum And Bass)





Dec 17 2008 6:36 PM

Im not bad darling, same old really for me leading up to the holidays.
What u sayin to it? x
Ailsa





Dec 16 2008 2:49 PM

Ha ha you make me laugh, I have done it before in Edinburgh and it was pretty mortifying but Glasgow will be worse!! I'll get you some bra's xx
Musa





Dec 4 2008 9:08 AM

I'm sorry but I don't Myspace that much. Please bear in mind when I last did this. At least the smoking bit is true..
Dee Custance





Nov 24 2008 11:23 PM

are you doing a poo?
LemonCustard





Nov 10 2008 12:36 PM

Daniel





Oct 31 2008 11:10 AM

It's SLOSS - S L O S S. Say it with me now "sssllllooossss". Not Schloss. That's a german castle, I think.
Urban Joker





Oct 22 2008 7:23 PM

I'd never make light of old people disease's it's not how I roll! =p

Purple Comedy eps with you in them should be up soon, been a mental few weeks, we'll have to catch up! Wanted to talked about Glasgow Festival anyway!
Urban Joker





Oct 20 2008 5:48 PM

Hey Sweetness, what's shaking? xx
Tim Minchin


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Oct 10 2008 12:00 AM

oh yay.
beer?
Chris Forbes





Sep 29 2008 1:21 AM

8 mins 45 sec? how lond did i predict again? cant believe you got to gig with dylan moran. was he awesome? hayseed dixie were brilliant and i stayed after to keep on drinking.
needless to say i was very, very drunk
Robert





Sep 23 2008 11:35 AM

So how you been? i miss you!
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