Assmar

www.myspace.com/kingassmar

  • 25 / Male
  • Bakersfield, California, US
  • Last Login: 7/3/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Booze
    Music
    Video Games
    Women (loathe girls)
    Boxing
    Luckies (Fuck, quitting smoking sucks)
    Socks
    Football
    Venezuela (if I ever leave this god forsaken place, you can find me there)
    Citgo (I can't bring myself to buy gas from anywhere else, and you shouldn't either: support democracy!)
    Tattoos
    Netflix (when used in conjunction with blank DVDs)
    Swearing

    Currently Boycotting:
    Sony
    Wal-Mart
    KFC
    McDonald's
    Starbucks
    Diamonds kill babies (Well, women and children, but "babies" has more pop to it don't you think?)
  • Music

    88 Fingers Louie
    Aesop Rock
    Against Me!
    American Nightmare (now Give Up the Ghost)
    Amy Winehouse
    Black Star
    Bloc Party
    BOTAR
    Beastie Boys
    Beatsteaks
    Bob Marley
    Bouncing Souls
    Children of Bodom
    Choke
    Choking Victim
    Common
    Danger Doom
    Danger Mouse
    Falling Sickness
    Fat Sally
    Fifteen
    Fugees
    Funeral Oration
    Give Up the Ghost
    Good Riddance
    Gorilla Biscuits
    Hank Williams III
    Honor System
    Immortal Technique
    Johnny Cash
    Jandus Cutoff
    Mad Caddies
    Mad Sin
    Madvillain
    MC Chris
    Medina Green
    MF Doom
    Millencollin
    Mos Def
    MU330
    Peacocks
    Planet Smashers
    Propaghandhi
    Radiohead
    Rancid
    Reel Big Fish
    Reverend Horton Heat
    Scared of Chaka
    Short Round
    Slackers
    Small Brown Bike
    Squirrel Nut Zippers
    Streetlight Manifesto
    Strung Out
    Sublime
    Talib Kweli
    Tiger Army
    Tribe Called Quest
    Toots and the Maytals
    Youth Brigade
    Zero Down
  • Movies

    Akira
    American Werewolf in London
    Big
    Boondock Saints
    City of God
    Dogma
    Fargo
    Fight Club
    Fox and the Hound
    Good Bye, Lenin!
    Green Street Hooligans
    Hidden Fortress
    Hotel Rwanda
    I Heart Huckabees
    Iron Giant
    Kids
    Kung-fu Hustle
    Millions
    Motorcycle Diaries
    Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
    Returner
    Robin Hood (Disney)
    Sanjuro
    Samurai Fiction
    Seven Samurai
    Shaolin Soccer
    Sin City
    Stand by Me
    Suicide Club
    Throne of Blood
    Walk the Line
    The Warriors
    Way of the Gun
    Yojimbo
    Young Guns
    Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman Series

    Directors:

    Akira Kurosawa
    Danny Boyle
    David Fincher
    Quentin Tarantino
    Robert Rodriguez
    Terry Gilliam
  • Television

    Arrested Development (RIP)
    Daily Show
    Fooly Cooly (FLCL)
    The Boondocks
    Afro Samurai
    The Adventures of Pete and Pete
    All I watch is soccer.
  • Books

    1984
    Catch 22
    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
    The Great Shark Hunt
    Lord of the Flies
    The Autobiography of a Brown Buffalo
    The Revolt of a Cockroach People
  • Heroes

    Jon Stewart
    Hunter S. Thompson
    Aaron McGruder
    George Orwell
    Edward Norton
    John Steinbeck
    Mike D, MCA, Ad Rock
    Toshiro Mifune
    Chuck Palahniuk
    Hugo Chavez
    Oscar Z. Acosta
    Laika
    Danny Boyle

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Bakersfield, CA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 10" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Educator
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

Companies

  • Kern County Super Intendent of Schools

    2003 - Present

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About me:


.. I am 1 human

Who I'd like to meet:

Evo Morales

Comments

Displaying 25 of 266 comments
  • Jun 6 2009 8:46 PM

    Dude me and Dave are down for sure..... we can all just share a hotel room or something. Whats the date of the show?
  • Jun 5 2009 2:22 PM

    If it makes a difference, we will be playing "State." We love that song.
  • Mar 22 2009 12:23 AM

    words of wisdom
  • Jan 7 2009 10:20 PM

    What do you think about getting NEU back together for some soccer.
  • Dec 27 2008 4:19 AM

    hahaha. love you too jerk
  • Nov 4 2008 9:11 PM

    hey mang ill call you tomm but party with my cousin, political party gonna be tight ,ill call ya up
  • Sep 25 2008 11:11 PM

    I want to be in your top friends- ass!

    Love you,
    sister
  • Sep 13 2008 4:45 AM

    yes, it has been way too long. just tell me when and i'll be there. i'm down to see your new casa and have a few beers.

    drew
  • Aug 20 2008 8:59 PM

    hey dude, what's new?
  • DREWGINandy guinn Online Now!

    Aug 17 2008 11:47 PM



    1927 K st. in between 19th & 20th

    REPOST>>>>REPOST>>>>REPOST>>>>REPOST>>>>>REPOST>>>>
  • Aug 3 2008 4:55 PM

    it is way too early, i was supposed to be on for a zul'aman raid to finish up last 2 bosses at 10 our time...and only one other guy is on right now....fuck im tired =D
  • Jul 28 2008 10:50 PM

    yo what you doing jose? im at my dads bored as HELL lacey went to orange county so im here all alone, dad is at therapy..i got a little nug if you wanna come and match and just kick it for half a min, hit me back
  • Jul 12 2008 5:03 PM

    hey brother. just wanted to say hello. hope all is well with you and your family. take care.
    ;-)
  • May 8 2008 12:38 AM

    Hey Jose, how are you doin?? Long time no talk, how's Cali?
  • Mar 27 2008 8:38 PM

    Pinche Jose, I'm in town lets rage! my band is coming this saturday to the silver fox. u need to be there, i'm horny. talk to u soon.
    -Much Respect
  • Feb 13 2008 10:52 PM

    and dont forget the trail mix bitch!
    Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
    Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
  • Jan 30 2008 5:29 PM

    soccer tonight?
  • Jan 7 2008 10:07 PM

    so i moved into my new place, with no internet or cable tv cause the old roommate took the modem and i guess they never had cable tv oh well, but i went out for food, was riding my bike, and then decided to go see eric guiterrez, and on my way out, i got a flat back tire, and then to top it off, it starts pouring a total of 2 inches worth of rain...god i hate rain =D anyways just saying sup , going to vegas this weekend =)
  • Jan 7 2008 1:28 AM

    hey are you still going to the tiger army show?
  • Dec 14 2007 10:13 PM

    dude wtf every day i get on to check if you have the companion cube as your friend so i can request it and you dont yet! THERE IS NO CAKE IT IS A LIE!
  • Nov 28 2007 9:42 PM

    Where were you last week you said you were going to go? That one dude James went out there but we need one more player. But he sucks so whatever. What about today? I shouldn't even ask...you might let me down again.
  • Nov 22 2007 5:06 PM

  • Nov 15 2007 6:40 PM

    Yes...we had a really good outing. I jacked up my ankle though. Maybe it was from taking zack out. haha...I'd have a little compassion from him but I scored. Plus he took a shot at my jugular which was kinda painful. Can't wait til next week.
  • Oct 19 2007 3:51 PM

    Jose!!! Long time dude! Hope everything is kick ass!
  • Oct 10 2007 10:21 PM

    Descend towards the field and bless us with your gracious presents