MySpace - Rose West - 22 - Male - Hatfield/Oxford, UK

I am a student at Hertfordshire Universtiy in Hatfield, studying English Literature with Creative Writing.

No seriously, I am ok with that.

I'm obsessed with Female Impersonators, Drag Acts and Transvestites and have recently been inspired by:

Amanda Lepore, Candy Darling, Divine, Hedwig Robinson, Lili Elbe, Jodie Harsh and many more.

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Mark Goldby
Birthday:	22 June
Birthplace:	Ipswich. Jesus Christ.
Current Location:	Hatfield, which is actually fabulous.
Eye Color:	Blue
Hair Color:	Browny, blondey eugh.
Height:	5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Jewnese.
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Black, Size 10...
Your Weakness:	Asda Smart Price Cookies
Your Fears:	Angela Lansbruy's neck, chickens (sense the link between the two...)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Pass.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	'BUSY'
Thoughts First Waking Up:	'I wonder if Dannah are up yet. I wonder if I can justify shouting at them.'
Your Best Physical Feature:	Eyeball, just not the bags surrounding it.
Your Bedtime:	Somewhere in the early AMs. No later than 9am.
Your Most Missed Memory:	That question is ridiculously worded.
Pepsi or Coke:	Pepsi - more syrup more sugar.
MacDonalds or Burger King:	MacDonalds for Breakfast Club only.
Single or Group Dates:	Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Liptons Lemon stuff.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla - chocolate is dusty.
Cappuccino or Coffee:	I prefer a cuppa tea...
Do you Smoke:	NO. Especially not when drunk...
Do you Swear:	NO. How awful.
Do you Sing:	I try to forget if I do.
Do you Shower Daily:	No, but I deodorise every 7 hours and carry atleast two cans of deodorant at any one time.
Have you Been in Love:	Yes. My cats love me back too. I refute the claim that i am a spinster.
Do you want to go to College:	If the question is, 'Do you want an excuse to avoid work?' then YES.
Do you want to get Married:	No.
Do you believe in yourself:	No, especially not when falling from the sky without a parachute.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	No, because I am not 10 years old anymore.
Do you think you are Attractive:	Looking a mess is far more fun than attempting attractiveness.
Are you a Health Freak:	There are 52 kcal per biscuit in Asda Smart Price Cookies.
Do you get along with your Parents:	Yes, when I don't live with them.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Yes, but not when i'm outside.
Do you play an Instrument:	I was never made to suffer that indignity.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	No. I'm also a virgin with no genitals.
In the past month have you Smoked:	" "
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	All I need is caffeine in the morning, alcohol at night and E numbers in between. Anything else is just complicated.
*In the past month have you gone on a Date:*
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	It is the only other thing (apart from failing Uni) to do in Hatfield.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	No, chocolate biscuits are untrustworthy.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Yes. Or maybe it was improperly cooked fish fingers.
In the past month have you been on Stage:	I don't really do stages.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	...into an icy lake and left to drown. Why, yes.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	..." "
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	I plagiarised. That counts right?
Ever been Drunk:	Yes
Ever been called a Tease:	No, because Victorians use that word and i'm an Elizabethan.
Ever been Beaten up:	I've written passive/aggressive notes back and forth. Does that count?
Ever Shoplifted:	Yes. My Family rarely talk of it, but it is called The Great Rubber Robbery amongst friends.
How do you want to Die:	I can tie a noose really well.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	At aged 6, I said a hair dresser. At aged 8 I said an Archaeologist. Now i'm 20 and studying English Literature.
What country would you most like to Visit:	Japan.
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	If they have eyes...
Favourite Hair Color:	I like all colours including grey. Maybe ESPECIALLY grey.
Short or Long Hair:	Medium all the way to shaved/bald. I'm not fussy. Am I a 'tease'...?
Height:	If they have a torso... i'm not even too fussed about legs.
Weight:	No chubbies. They sweat up the bed.
Best Clothing Style:	Unusual. If it makes me look smart, i'm impressed.
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Many legal ones, legal ones make me silly.
Number of CDs I own:	A couple...
Number of Piercings:	One, midway up my ear.
Number of Tattoos:	I haven't found the right tatooist, the right tatoo or the money.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	I regret months at a time; it's easier that way.
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