Performing Stand Up Comedy, Promoting Parties Under SickLand Productions (SickLand DJ's), Acting Crazy, Producing & Slanging my indy DVD's, Developing Actors* Actresses* Music Artist* Models* Producers, Writing & Producing Independant Movies, Doing A TV Show, pumping out the hottest blogs, staying ambitious & Meeting People!
Kill Dem Critters
Man this shit is kooler the fava beans... but so is chewing gum.
Music
CLICK ON MY SNAPVINE, CALL THE NUMBER AND SHOUT ME OUT! Use Your Phone To Drop A Line!
Movies
Fight Club, City Of God, Napoleon Dynamite, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Layered Cake, Idelewild, Donnie Darko, Butterfly effect, Lord Of War, Carlito's Way, Sin City, The Weatherman, The Jacket, Man On The Moon, adaptation, The Girl Next Door, American Beauty, Harlem Nights, Weird Science, The Woodsman, The Prestiege, The Devil's Advocate, A Bronx Tale, Dogma, Finding Neverland,The Last Dragon, Little Shop Of Horrors, Click, Blow,Catch Me If You Can, Punch Drunk Love, Rounders, Lucky Number Slevin, Crash, Matchstick Men, The hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy & I can go on forever!!! I love GOOD movies!
Television
"My Celebrity Endorsements" Video 1 of 2
"The Worst Of Joe King" DVD Clips! Video 2 of 2
......Dvd Being Rereleased Soon!
About me: I was born to a Swedish family. My father was a noble man who worked very hard to feed my mother, 6 elephants and myself. He was a logger by day and by night he trained circus elephants in the sacred art of Ninjitsu. On my 6th birthday a pack of karate trained flamingos drowned my family in a pool of cough syrup. I hid in a toaster because I was 6 and that seemed like the smart thing to do and watched as humans and elephants died an uncongested death .R.I.P. Wu Tang Elephants I will always love you. Afterwards I escaped using a rock, a triple A battery and some corn bread. Lost in the woods in the woods of Dakota, I learned to live amongst the squirrels. After 20 years with no gas, electric, or reality TV I did what I had to do. I got a job at kinkos. Angry about my pasper copying ( a violation of squirrelism, the squirrels killed all my friends with the help of Michael Jackson. I know devote my time to collecting info on myspace and scowering the streets in my car that can talk to me, looking for revenge.
PS for those of you who don’t know what kinkos stands for… Kinkos (kangaroos in ninja karate opposition to squirrels) & this is a secret photo shot in a london park... oh yeah it’s serious.
HEIGHT: 5’11”
WEIGHT: 182 lbs.
EYE COLOR: Green
HAIR: Black
RACE: Puerto Rican & Black
OCCUPATION: Comedian
FAVORITE COLOR: Banana
FAVORITE NUMBER: 28
FAVORITE THING TO DO: Sex, Poker & Movies…. Not in that order. I really like poker. lol
PICTURES OF ME!!
Stats:
I hate porn because it messes up my perception of romance.
I have to go to myspace rehab!
I was once chased by turtles
I hate long walks on the beach
I look better on myspace… I know sad huh?
I hold trophies for best conversation ever!
I get bored with people…
Who I'd like to meet: I wouldn't say meet but I would like to express myself artistically to you and get feedback! Let me entertain you... good or bad I want feedback!
August 20, 2008- Kismet Entertainment presents "Emerald City" on Friday, September 12 at the Julian C. Smith Casino, located near the historic Lake Olmstead. This event will take place from 8pm-12 midnight.
Kismet Entertainment is the premiere entertainment company of the CSRA with extensive experience in marketing, promotions, artist development, event coordinating, and public relations. They brought you Diamonds & Chocolate at Tribeca in '07, and kicked off 2008 with the historical "Undisputed Queens of the AUG!"
Wondering why they have been so quiet? Well they are bringing you the ENTIRE Kismet family.
Emerald City will feature the jazzy soulistic sounds of Kismet Entertainment's official artist "Sweet Melody".
Emerald City will also bring you the official album release party for Smitty Jankins debut solo album "The Enterview". Your neighborhood fatboy will be performing his lead single "Kiss the Sky" and "What I Do".
Kismet Entertainment will also be introducing the hottest promotions team to hit the South… The Kismet Dollz. The Kismet Dollz is a group of beautiful aspiring models, with the majority of them being from and residing in the CSRA. They will be available for print, editorial, runway, and event hosting. They specialize in corporate events.
Mark your calendars now for an evening full of music & mingling.
We also have affordable sponsorship opportunities available. For more information contact Kismet Entertainment at 706.955.2095.
All photographers welcome to attend. Please send an email to thekismetlounge@gmail.com if you are interested in taking pictures at the event.
