Jake Lsewhere

"If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? If God took acid, would he see people? What are imitation rhinestones? Is "tired old cliche" one? If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare?"

"I know we haven't known each other for a long time and I really shouldn't be asking you for this... But I want it so bad, don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so wet. No one has to know about this, I'm desperate, but your help can be very grateful!!! You must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this, but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there's no more left, this has been on my mind all day long. And I hope I'm not being to forward but ... can I have A piece of gum?"

"Hail Caffina, full of awake, the Roused are with thee. Blessed art thou amongst uppers and blessed is the juice of thy cup, Coffee. Holy Caffina, Mother of the Sleepless, pray for us exhausted, now and at the hour of our sleep.

Our Father, who art Ephedra, hallowed be Thy name; Thy stimulation come; Thy will be done in me as it is in others; give us this day our daily mahuang; and forgive us our cat-naps, as we forgive those who doze before us; and lead us not into restfulness; but deliver us from the evils of sleep."

"Too weird to live, too rare to die."

Life is not fun without madness

"Ever since I ate my first crayon, I knew I wanted to be an artist...."

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that it's the opposite, it's twice upon a time. - Moondog

I'm Not Quiet... I'm Plotting...

My mind tells me that I either need someone to love or someone to kill; someone to hug and kiss or someone to rip limb from limb.

"Oh how we were wrong to think. immortality meant never dying"

"These are cold days and you're running away to be alive again...to be alive again..." ~ Atrocity

" I'm in love with my lust, burning angel wings to dust. I wish I had your angel tonight!" ~ Nightwish

In the rays of the Sun I am longing for the darkness

"If authority was mass, stupidity would be gravity."

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.

I feel as though I am living with people who are not yet born, with monsters who escape from the womb before their time.

If you're gonna be stuck living in a world that fears and hates you, may as well do it with a little class...

I'll stop thinking with my dick when you stop fucking with my head.

"Don't argue with an idiot publicly, people won't be able to tell who's who."

I have the answer to everything, but that doesn't mean it's right.

If all the porn was taken off the internet there would only be one website left, and that would be called Bring Back The Porn.

"Don't just do something, stand there." - Banksy

"I swear! If anyone asks me what is the meaning of life one more time, there is going to be a good friggin meaning for their death!"

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.