Kingnormie
Norm Johnson
Norm Johnson I had my Druthers . . .

Male
61 years old
SAFFORD, Arizona
United States



Last Login: 11/27/2009
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    Kingnormie's Interests
GeneralFishing . . . Hunting . . . Camping . . . Photography . . . Enhancement & Restoration of Old Photos . . . Cooking . . . Public Nudity . . . Skinny Dippin' . . . Light Bondage . . . Eatin', Drinkin' & Makin' Mary - except when her Husband is in town - then I jump for Joy . . . Playing Pool . . . Drinking . . . Caring for my Elderly Dog, Bill, who has a Photo Album of his own on My Space . . . Talkin' with my Friend/Pet, Ed, a 35-year-old Pinto Bean from Las Cruces, New Mexico . . .

MusicOld Country, R&B, Doo Wop, Jazz, Old Pop, Old Rock 'N Roll . . . Old Folk . . . Johnny Cash . . . John Cougar . . . Springsteen . . . Western . . . Anything and Everything but Rap & Hip-Hop - I find it boring, not the Talent but the Song Selections. Eagles . . . Lucinda Williams . . . CCR . . . John Prine . . . The Fuggs . . . Ted Nugent . . . Hank Snow . . . Stevie Ray Vaughn . . . Buddy Holly . . . Junior Brown . . . Chuck Berry . . . Little Richard . . . I only know 2 Elton John songs what ever stirred me - Benny and the Jets & Rocketman . . . Only ONE Stones Tune, "You Get What You Need", makes the cut for me. I don't give a Hoot 'bout Aerosmith, nor AC/DC neither. Them young 50-year-old greenhorns can call it Classic Rock if they wish but "we" all know Rock 'n Roll when we hear it - and that ain't it. Rock 'n Roll is: Jerry Lee Lewis . . . ZZ Top . . . CCR . . . Early Beatles . . . Carl Perkins . . . The Great Rock-a-Billy Stars from the 1950s! ALL of 'Em ! ! !

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Movies Same thing most Men like: T&A & Violence . . . K-Pax . . . Raiders of the Lost Ark . . . Little Big Man . . . Hero . . . Quigley Down Under . . . Way Out West, Starring Stan Laurel & Oliver Hardy . . . Roger Rabbit . . . The Hunted (Tommy Lee Jones) . . .
Television24 . . . Law & Order . . . CSI . . . Angel . . . Charmed . . . Antique Roadshow . . . Jeopardy . . . The Simpsons . . . Northern Exposure . . . and, of course, Wheel Of Fortune - I Love to watch Vanna White's Vowel Movements !
BooksSpy Novels . . . Action Adventures . . . Tolkein Trilogy . . . Historic Novels
HeroesJesus Christ . . . Mother Teresa . . . Yogi Bear . . . My Double Handful of Close Friends & Family, without whom, I mean nothing . . .

     Kingnormie's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Buck Snort, Tennessee
Body type:6' 0" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Retired Engineer/Gardener
Income:Less than $30,000

   Kingnormie's Networking
Music - Performance - Harmonica
I was perhaps the finest Harmonica Player alive at one time but I kept on smoking and have lost my wind, therefore, my exceptional ability. I have performed with Stevie Wonder and tutored Stevie Ray Vaughn.
Modeling - Model - Artist's model
I have been a Photographic Model and a Pencil-Sketch Model, the Latter for College Students in Globe, Arizona and the Former for Professional Photogs who must have liked my "Look".
Photography - Outdoor/Nature - Photographer
I have photographed many subjects for many years, since the early 1960s. I used to do Darkroom work also. Now I merely use a Digital Camera and the Computer for Enhancement. I hae been Published only twice.

   Kingnormie's Companies
Arizona Highway Dept.
Gillette, Arizona US
Sr. Thought Engineer
Research & Developement

May, 1969 ~ January, 1999
Bill's Saloon
Rural, Arizoma US
Roommate
I get the bed.

January, 1999 ~ Present
Claudia's Drug Store
Young, Arizona US
Buyer
Testing

3/19/1977
Miss Ellie's Escort Service
Miami, Arizona US
Gigolo/Collector
Male Services

6/1978 - 11/1980



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About me:
My Tale - Norm Johnson, Philosopher, War Lord and Arrogant SOB: I was born in a tin shack in a swamp on the banks of the Kishwaukee River in Northern Illinois, the Product of an Ejaculate Conception. I had a full beard [tickled my Mother half to death!]and another 'condition" what, I later learned, had to do with me bein' a "Johnson". That would have been some time after WWII, I don't exactly remember when. After about 12 years, the folks had myself and three other kids and couldn't catch enough muskrats and beavers to feed us all so, being the oldest male, I was forced out of the nest. I hopped a freight, it was when John Kennedy was running fer President, and found myself in Green Bay, Wisconsin where I found work as a swamper on an ocean-going cargo ship. We shipped out right away and soon I found myself in Brisbane, Australia, where I contemplated my next move a tad too long . . . . the ship sailed off without me! I slept in alleys for only a week before I found work in a little pub, cleaning up after closing time. Finally! A Roof over my sorry head! I was paid a dollar a day with room and board so I was happy! I fell in lust with a young barmaid which, of course, got her Pa after me. He meant to kill me so I lit out and hid on the docks until I found more swamper work and soon shipped out to Los Angeles, USA. That town was way too big for a poor country boy so I thumbed a ride East and reached Phoenix, in Arizona, a Desert town, not yet too big. From Phoenix I called back home and the Sheriff told me that my folks had lit out for Arizona a few months after I had left, figgerin' that, if there weren't no muskrat, there might be some stray cats in a city. They were already in Phoenix! I soon rejoined my Family. Pa had found real work and they had bought a house on the edge of a cotton field West of town. I finished my schoolin' finally, after a year on the high seas, and took to bein' a Desert Rat. After my schoolin' were all done, I hired on with the Arizona Highway Department. I stayed on that job, travelin' all over the Great Southwest, for 30 years, retired 9 years ago and moved to Southeast Arizona and been here ever since, in my little cotton farmin' town on the Banks of the Gila River.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:King Normie
Birthday:Some time after WW II
Birthplace:a swamp in Northern Illinois
Current Location:Rural Arizona, Chihuahuan Desert
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:Brown/Grey
Height:72 Inches
Right Handed or Left Handed:Depends on the Task at Hand
Your Heritage:Cro-Magnon
The Shoes You Wore Today:My Work Boots
Your Weakness:Tobacco, Booze, Purty Girls
Your Fears:Driving, Heights, Purty Girls
Your Perfect Pizza:Cheese, Sausage with plenty of Pizza Sauce!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:New Year's Eve!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Huh?
Thoughts First Waking Up:"I'm Alive!"
Your Best Physical Feature:My Brain
Your Bedtime:When I am Tired
Your Most Missed Memory:Claudia
Pepsi or Coke:"Vodka & ________"
MacDonalds or Burger King:No
Single or Group Dates:I prefer two girls over one, three gets too complex.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate, like any Good American!
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee
Do you Smoke:Yes!
Do you Swear:Hell No! What the Damn Hell you mean by that?
Do you Sing:Gloriously! Especially Scat . . . . .
Do you Shower Daily:Hehe
Have you Been in Love:Many, many times - most important, Claudia. . .
Do you want to go to College:OK . . . . cute little girls there, right?
Do you want to get Married:Who is asking?
Do you belive in yourself:Jesus First, King Normie Second
Do you get Motion Sickness:Nah!
Do you think you are Attractive:Gorgeous!
Are you a Health Freak:Only in my Old Age, unfortunately.
Do you get along with your Parents:Much better, now that they are dead.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Of Course!
Do you play an Instrument:Several. Harmonica, Recorder, Guitar, Banjo, etc.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:A little . . . . .
In the past month have you Smoked:Maybe . . . Who is this, really?!
In the past month have you been on Drugs:nothing Illegal.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:I Date Myself.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Nope! Not in the muddle of the Desert!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Nope! Diabetic!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Canned Tuna! Raw Fish!
In the past month have you been on Stage:Every time I leave camp!
In the past month have you been Dumped:Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Hell, Yes!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:A few Internet Hearts . . . .
Ever been Drunk:Today?
Ever been called a Tease:Yes
Ever been Beaten up:Within an inch of my life? Yes
Ever Shoplifted:Once, when I was 15. A 15-cent cigar. I still rue the day.
How do you want to Die:Quickly,Suddenly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A Cadaver
What country would you most like to Visit:Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Doesn't Matter
Favourite Hair Color:Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair:Long
Height:4'8" to 5'4"
Weight:80# to 120#
Best Clothing Style:Western Slut
Number of Drugs I have taken:Pretty much all of them, when I was younger.
Number of CDs I own:40 or so.
Number of Piercings:None
Number of Tattoos:Two
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Various Friends that I have chased away.

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Who I'd like to meet:
Well, I'd like to meat Jessica Alba - She's purty! . . . Gabrielle Anwar - Nice Legs and Lips! . . . Shannen Doherty - I'd buy her a beer or two an she'd like it! I would like to meet . . . Sam Eliot. . . Tom Selleck . . . Ted Nugent . . . Jodi Foster - Great Actress, Fine lookin' woman! . . . Jane Fonda - Slingshot Practice! . . . "The Charmed Ones" . . . That little Blonde with the pageboy haircut and the tight Wranglers, that I see at Thriftee a lot!

   
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peacegirlplace

peacegirlplace



Nov 26 2009 3:19 AM


Blessings to you, Norm ♥

FROG THANKSGIVING Pictures, Images and Photos


Montana Lady Golfer

M D



Nov 26 2009 2:33 AM


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Jewel ♥

Piper Ellie



Nov 24 2009 2:10 PM

Thanksgiving turkey Pictures, Images and Photos
Thomas (The Psychonauts Log)

Thomas Psychonautslog



Nov 24 2009 12:10 PM



Hush...

...am  late?



I always arrive...

...either to late...

...or...

...to early...




...at a party...




...anyways...


...I hope there will be...


...plenty...


...of cool drinks...


...and hot girls...





Neighborhood Spaceman

Mighty Raptor Johnson



Nov 23 2009 2:42 AM

Happy birthday uncle! =] Hope it is/was a great one.
Sue

Sue Barber



Nov 22 2009 10:26 PM

Norm i hope your day was a good one beleive or not i use to go by sweet sue on the cb radio your a kool friend
Sandi (R-WA)

Sandi (R-WA)



Nov 22 2009 9:40 PM

Hey Norm!!!!!




AND MANY MORE!!!!!!!!
Jewel ♥

Piper Ellie



Nov 22 2009 9:12 PM

You are welcome. I have been offline a bit myself. I hope your day is extra special and lots of fun. Don't start the conga line without me!
Hugs!
!!!wendy!!!

!!!wendy!!!



Nov 22 2009 8:30 PM

Never could resist the icing Norm. You caught me.LOL
Montana Lady Golfer

M D



Nov 22 2009 8:09 PM


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Linda

Linda lee Bailey



Nov 22 2009 7:38 PM

Happy Thanksgiving to you too---but more importantly HAPPY BIRTHDAY & wecome to my age for the next 6 months or so--then you can go back to being younger!
Madrianna

Madrianna Roake



Nov 22 2009 7:34 PM

Happy birthday grandpa
hope to talk to u soon
love u
~h

~h



Nov 22 2009 6:51 PM

Happy Birthday Normie :)
Sue

Sue Barber



Nov 22 2009 3:49 PM

happy birthday my friend
Gypsy Vic

Gypsy Vic



Nov 22 2009 3:37 PM

Happy Happy Birthday,,,Babyyyyyyyyy...Have a Beautiful one...this is a shard just hanging out!
 

EMIMOUSE

emily mancini-wheeler



Nov 22 2009 3:18 PM


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Have a Great Day, Be Blessed, stay healthy, have fun, Big Hugs, Emimouse
Bewitched.....

Crystle Imrie



Nov 22 2009 2:33 PM

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
peacegirlplace

peacegirlplace



Nov 22 2009 2:22 PM


Happy Birthday, Norm.....♥



verla

verla



Nov 22 2009 2:06 PM

Happy Birthday Normie...(((hugs)))
Coqueto

Coqueto



Nov 22 2009 1:52 PM

happy birthday, brother
Dez

Dez Dweller



Nov 22 2009 9:55 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORM!  I can't get over your way until tomorrow, but I'll be seeing you.  Got you a little something....
Have a great day!  See you Monday!
Missa

Missa



Nov 22 2009 8:11 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR NORM (YOU OLD DESERT RAT!!)...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
(and many more!!)



 

Pink Mystique

Pink Mystique



Nov 22 2009 12:36 AM





Happy Birthday, My friend.  Hope your day is special.  *HUGS*

Namaste'
Barb
!!!wendy!!!

!!!wendy!!!



Nov 21 2009 9:34 PM


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Jewel ♥

Piper Ellie



Nov 21 2009 8:41 PM



A little birdie told me that my dear friend, Norm has a birthday!
Happy Birthday Kingnormie and many happy returns!
Love,
Jewel (Piper Ellie)
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