I won an album once in 7th grade because I dressed up for halloween. It was KANSAS. I still have it.
Kirk Fox's Interests
General
I like chicken tacos and margaritas. Golf takes up a lot of time. I'm not looking for any trouble. Let's move on. Wait, I hate it when I'm playing blackjack and the guy next to me is smoking. That sucks. Okay.
Music
I like it. You can pretend you're listening to it when you wish who you were with would disappear. I wish I could play the piano. I have long fingers. I have a guitar. It's under my bed. I will pull it out if I want to play dueling banjos at a party.
Movies
I like movies with horses and guns. I cry at ice skating. Not ice skating movies. it has to be live. I think it's because they worked so hard to be great and then slipped at a crucial time. I've done that. No one cried though. I may have later. I think I blamed Brian Boitano.
Television
Yes.
Books
I like books. I wish I could finish one. I need to be in prison in order for me to finish a book. And I just am not sure I want to read a book that bad. I have read books. I know what they are supposed to do. Lately I just feel I need to either be writing my own book or golfing. And prison sucks for golf. Life is about trade offs. And if a book is really good, I'll wait for the movie.
Who I'd like to meet: Really? This guy who sold me a phone book outside of Oakland a few years ago. I thought it was a lap top. I believed him. He had gold teeth. He knows who he is. I want my 200 bucks back. I still have the phone book. If I ever need to look up anything in Oakland I'm covered.
Just got done watching the Patriot with my parents. Seen it before, but was not aware that you were a bad ass rebel fighter in it. You're a hell of a shot. I think I pissed my parents off though because every five minutes the camera would BRIEFLY pan by you, and I, like an idiot, would just yell out, "Kirk Fox!" Seriously, like every five minutes. Anyways, thanks for the humor, the blogs, and more importantly, thank you for fighting against the Redcoats with Mel Gibson.
OMG that budlite add its hilarious, OMG LORDY LORDY, KIRK you are the BEST!!!!! like seriously, you always have the best advice FYI went to Mt Everests, first rule to remember, never mess with the Sherpas daughter "they are soooo HOT!!!!!, not really they are cold, but smoking hot lol
Hey Kirk, just wanna say that I love your stand-up and in your cooled out way I respect that. Oh and you are funny as hell, I love your simple jokes. I be in my computer chair tittering like a little girl lol
I find the frequency with which watching Kirk Fox results in me laughing until my jaw locks open and I'm crying and thinking "seriously, if I die from asphyxiation from this it will so totally be worth it" rather disturbing. Carry on.
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