I'M A PAINTER NOT A FIGHTER.
New paintings in SIDESHOW EXHIBITION
gARTdening EXHIBITION
MY DESIGN CAME 14th BEST VINYL SLEEVE 2008
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR VOTING
UP THE RAILROAD!
BUY THE ALBUM TOO
CURRENT EXHIBITION
RECENT EXHIBITIONS
DEATH BY INSTRUMENT PRINTS STILL AVAILABLE
NEW WORK - SILHOUETTES
JAYKE, GOUACHE ON PAPER 2008
JAMES, GOUACHE ON PAPER 2008
I have my most interesting thoughts when walking along a dotted white line home, drunk & alone.
Yet no-one will ever listen.
I ALSO DJ IN THE GUISE OF LAZY SUSAN- ROCK'N'ROLL/INDIE/OLDIES
WHILST DESIGNING AND MAKING skirts, EARRINGS, cushion covers, BROOCHES greetings cards and handbags,
AT THE SAME TIME.
BAD HABITS
1. CHEWING CHEWING GUM INTO ENDLESS DIFFERENT SHAPES (INCLUDING LITTLE MICE BRAINS) AND PLACING IT ON THE NEAREST NON-POROUS SURFACE TO SAVE FOR LATER...SORRY HOUSEMATES.
2. HUMMING.
3. WHISTLING.
4. TAPPING MY FOOT SO VIGOROUSLY THAT THE CARAVAN SHAKES.
5. GIVING BANDS 7 SECONDS TO IMPRESS ME BEFORE DENYING THEIR FRIENDSHIP.
6. SLEEPING IN.
7. PRETENDING TO SWIM ON A PADDED STOOL WHEN IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.
8. PICKING THINGS UP OFF THE FLOOR.
9. GETTING MIXED UP WITH THE 24 HOUR CLOCK, IT'S FOR LOSERS ANYWAY.
10.ONLY HAVING THE SECOND BEST EYESIGHT OF EVERYONE I KNOW.
11.TELLING MY COMPUTER TO "SHUT THE EFF UP"
bruce- "excuse me, safari needs your attention"
kirst - "bruce just eff off for eff's sake"
(poor bruce)
stop judging people by their carrier bags, everyone.
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