Tess Valentine
Sip, Goblin, from the very lips the lover hovered o'er-unworthy, that a thought so mean accost a theme so fair...

Female
31 years old
Utah
United States



Last Login: 7/1/2009
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    Tess Valentine's Interests
GeneralA better topic would be what my interests are NOT, because it would be a lot shorter. Here's a few of my faves: I like spending time with my daughter and my friends. I love movies, U.S. History, Japanese History, Chinese culture, Native American culture. I enjoy studying paganism, but I also enjoy studying other religions and schools of spiritual thought. I like playing video games and I like reading. I also like writing-I write screenplays. I like being outside. I like shopping. I like magnets. I like laughing and making other people laugh. I love dancing. I was a ballerina for a long time. I love acting. I like astronomy, genetics, biology, and cartoons. I like telling people off when they are mean to cashiers and customer service folk. Don't get me wrong, I'm usually a pretty nice person, but I can get scary when I'm mad. Like the Hulk. And, like the Hulk, I kind of like getting angry sometimes. I like spooky, rainy days. I like thinking about all the things in this world I don't know about yet. I like Junior Mints. I like oatmeal. I like tomatoes. I LOVE good Mexican food. Oh, and I love shoes. And I like filling out forms-any kind of forms. Especially if I'm using a cool pen...
MusicAgain, easier to tell you what I don't like. NO COUNTRY. NO RAP. Well, that's what I used to say but I find my music inclinations are changing somewhat as I get older. As far as mega likes go, I LOVE Louis XIV (obviously), Oingo Boingo, The Beatles, Guster, They Might Be Giants, Do as Infinity, Orange Range, Utada Hikaru, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. So, go check 'em out!
MoviesKirsten's top flick picks (short version): Raiders of the Lost Ark, Munich, Casablanca, The Last Samurai, Star Wars (the original), Big Fish, Troy, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Pride and Prejudice (A&E version with Colin Firth), Army of Darkness, The Two Towers, Magnificent Seven, Rear Window, Pirates of the Carribean, The Wedding Singer, Rush Hour, The Shawshank Redemption, Kung-Fu Hustle, Shadow of a Doubt, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, X-Men, Nightmare Before Christmas, To Live, Spider-man, Spider-Man 2, Amelie, Equilibrium, Rebecca, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, The Princess Bride, Robin Hood (disney version), Singin' in the Rain, Kingdom of Heaven, 3:10 to Yuma, Finding Neverland, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Serenity, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Hot Fuzz, Infernal Affairs, and pretty much anything with Fred Astaire in the cast. I'm a sucker for old movies.
TelevisionI've given up on television for the moment.
BooksI read A LOT! Some of my favorite books of all time are: "Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austen, "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee, "Ender's Game" by Orson Scott Card, "Memoirs of a Geisha" by Arthur Golden, "If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor" by Bruce Campbell, and "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" by J.K. Rowling. I also like reading comics: Spiderman, Batman, and occasionally the X-Men. And of course, in the manga category: Naruto and Bleach. So, I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm a nerd.
HeroesMy mom, definitely. And my youngest brother. I've also always been a big Spider-man fan. I really look up to people who are honestly and truly kind to others. I know that sounds kind of weird, but I think it's important.
Groups: Army Of DarknessThe Danny Elfman FanclubCINEMAniaScreen Writer's of the FutureAlpha Media Script Consulting (AMSC)The Geek ClubMonkey Island PiratesMonkey Island

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     Tess Valentine's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Utah (not Happy Valley)
Body type:5' 4"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:In college
Occupation:Student/Screenwriter

   Tess Valentine's Schools
University Of Utah
Salt Lake City,UT
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Film Studies
Minor: History
 

2009 to Present
University Rhode Island
Providence,RI
Graduated: N/A
Major: Film Media
Minor: Women's Studies
 

2008 to 2009
University Of Utah
Salt Lake City,Utah
Graduated: N/A
Major: Film Studies & History
Minor: Dance & Theatre Arts
Clubs: No, thanks.
 

1997 to 2002
Southern Utah University
Cedar City,UT
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Theatre Arts
Minor: History
 

1995 to 1997
Hillcrest High
Midvale,Utah
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Drama, Peer Leadership Team, Dance Company
 

1992 to 1995

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About me:
Mother, Daughter, Sister, Friend, Dancer, Writer, Reader, Actress, Filmmaker, Pin-up Model, Work of Art (in progress), Teacher, Student, Kid, Registered Voter, Movie Watcher, Video Game Player, Happy, Sometimes Sad, Everything in between...
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet a lot of people. I used to want to meet Bruce Campbell really bad. And then, last year, I did! Tell your moms, tell your dads, he was super rad! Now that leaves Ted Raimi...Oh, and these super sexy beasts: ..

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**amy**





Jun 24 2009 3:23 AM

hi, how are you?  Anything new going on in your life? 
Science!





Jun 23 2009 5:17 PM

What?! You're in Utah? For 3 months! You suck for not calling and telling me! Just kidding, I'm sure you're busy. But hey! Why don't you call me and come down here and hang out some day. We have a yard and a trampoline and 3 kids for Willow to play with.
Do it! Call me whenever. Let me know if you need my phone number, or maybe I'll just send you a message with it. Anyway, yay! I hope you're doing ok, i mean, you know, I'm glad you're back!
**amy**





Jun 18 2009 6:49 PM

hi!!!  How are you?  Whats been going on with you?  hows williow? 
Norma





May 24 2009 8:33 AM

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Get 1 back-ppl feel sorry for you
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The Mrs.





May 10 2009 12:58 PM

Happy Mother's Day! Enjoy it.
"Everything happens 4 a reason"





May 10 2009 4:33 AM

Happy mother's day
**amy**





May 2 2009 7:39 PM

hey you, whats up? how is things going? I miss you hear in Rhode Island. I moved from Post Road to Mineral Spring branch. I got full time there. Hows williow? She must be so big now?
Kristen





Apr 10 2009 2:16 PM

did you move? i haven't seen you at the bank
The Mrs.





Apr 5 2009 6:08 PM

Just checking in on you.
How are you doing?
Kristen





Feb 22 2009 3:39 PM

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Hey Tess Valentine, I am sending you a Purple Rain.



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April Slaughter





Feb 16 2009 2:08 PM

I had to do that for a time too, so I feel ya. Are you moving back to UT then? How is Willow? I bet she is getting so big. Miss ya!

A
Kristen





Feb 12 2009 2:13 PM

Are you moving??
Greg





Feb 4 2009 3:22 PM

Hey long time no talk how are you doing?
**amy**





Feb 1 2009 9:19 PM

hi vampire vixen!!!
Reanna Bandanna





Feb 1 2009 6:01 PM

lol, nice! What did you get? You didn't put pictures up!
Kristen





Feb 1 2009 3:31 PM

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Hey Vampire Vixen, I am sending you a Seabreeze.



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Kristen





Jan 20 2009 1:31 PM

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April Slaughter





Jan 12 2009 5:17 PM

Hey Lady! Haven't heard from ya in awhile and wanted to check in to say hello! How is the writing? :)

A
**amy**





Jan 11 2009 2:41 PM

Hi, How are you doing? Miss ya this week at work. Hope your having a great time with your family. My bellydancing class started the practices for the play. I'm excited. Cant wait for it to be done so you can come and see it. LOL. See you in a week.
Darkwing Duck





Jan 11 2009 4:42 AM

Glad to see being home with family has improved things! :)
Kristen





Jan 9 2009 1:26 PM

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kelsey ♥





Jan 9 2009 5:10 AM

I am rock. I am an iiiiisland. I have my books and my poetry to protect me. I am shielded in my arrrmor. Hiding in my room, safe within my womb? I touch no one and no one touches me...

...And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries.

There, have some Simon and Garfunkel, since that's what your status reminded me of. The question mark indicates my uncertainty about the words.
Anyway, have fun in Utah!
Kristen





Jan 4 2009 2:17 PM

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**amy**





Dec 25 2008 3:57 AM


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HOPE YOU AND WILLOW HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!
Reanna Bandanna





Dec 24 2008 4:17 PM

Merry Christmas, lovely lady!!!!
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