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		Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. Female 20 years old Bumfuckhickdiggety, North Carolina United States Last Login: 7/10/2009
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Music	Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call (Havelock) The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call Havelock The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Silly shit, stupid shit... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim. Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be. Learn to swim. Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim. Cuz I'm praying for rain And I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down. suck it down. flush it down. He had alot to say. He had alot of nothing to say. We'll miss him. So long. We wish you well. You told us how you weren't afraid to die. Well then, so long. Don't cry. Or feel too down. Not all martyrs see divinity. But at least you tried. Standing above the crowd, He had a voice that was strong and loud. We'll miss him. Ranting and pointing his finger At everything but his heart. We'll miss him. No way to recall What it was that you had said to me, Like I care at all. So loud. You sure could yell. You took a stand on every little thing And so loud. Standing above the crowd, He had a voice so strong and loud and I Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so Eager to identify with Someone above the ground, Someone who seemed to feel the same, Someone prepared to lead the way, with Someone who would die for me. Will you? Will you now? Would you die for me? Don't you fuckin lie. Don't you step out of line. Don't you fuckin lie. You've claimed all this time that you would die for me. Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy? You had alot to say. You had alot of nothing to say. Come down. Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr. To ascend you must die. You must be crucified For your sins and your lies. [sic] Goodbye... Something has to change. Un-deniable dilemma. Boredom's not a burden Anyone should bear. Constant over stimu-lation numbs me and I wouldn't have It any other way. It's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I don't want it. I just need it. To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive. Finger deep within the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my hand. I can help you change Tired moments into pleasure. Say the word and we'll be Well upon our way. Blend and balance Pain and comfort Deep within you Till you will not have me any other way. It's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I don't want it. I just need it. To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive. Knuckle deep inside the borderline. This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to. Relax. Slip away. Something kinda sad about the way that things have come to be. Desensitized to everything. What became of subtlety? How can it mean anything to me If I really don't feel anything at all? I'll keep digging till I feel something. Elbow deep inside the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Shoulder deep within the borderline. Relax. Turn around and take my hand. I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away Mildewed and smoldering. Fundamental differing. Pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion Disintegrating as it goes testing our communication The light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so We cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication. I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down No fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire to Point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over. To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication The poetry that comes from the squaring off between, And the circling is worth it. Finding beauty in the dissonance. There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away. Mildewed and smoldering, strangled by our coveting I've done the math enough to know the dangers of our second guessing Doomed to crumble unless we grow, and strengthen our communication. Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any Sense of compassion Between supposed lovers/brothers Who are you to wave your finger? You must have been outta your head Eye hole deep in muddy waters You practically raised the dead Rob the grave to snow the cradle Then burn the evidence down Soapbox house of cards and glass so Don't go tossin' your stones around You must have been high Foot in mouth and head up ass So whatcha talkin' 'bout? Difficult to dance 'round this one 'til you pull it out. boy, You must have been so high Steal, borrow, refer, save your shady inference Kangaroo done hung the jury with the innocent Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo (Musta) got lemon juice up in your eye When you pissed all over my black kettle. You must have been high! Who are you to wave your finger? So full of it Eye balls deep in muddy waters Fuckin' hypocrite Liar, lawyer, mirror, show me. What's the difference? Kangaroo done hung the guilty with the innocent. Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo (Musta) got lemon juice up in your eye When you pissed all over my black kettle. You must've been... So who are you to wave your finger? Who are you to wave your fatty fingers at me? You must have been out your mind Weepin' shades of indigo Shed without a reason * Weepin' shades of indigo Liar, lawyer - mirror, for you what's the difference? Kangaroo be stoned. He's guilty as the government. Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo (Musta) got lemon juice up in your eye Now when you pissed all over my black kettle. You must've been high! Eyeballs deep in muddy waters Eyeballs deep in muddy waters Ganja? P-lease! You must have been out your mind
Heroes	I love my Dude.

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Status:	Married
Here for:	Friends
Body type:	5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:	Gemini
Children:	Proud parent
Occupation:	Full time Wife & Mother

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About me:
I graduated highschool six months early.
I had a job making madd $$$ .
Then my Dude told me he couldn't live without me.
I was married before I got pregnant.
My Husband adores his Baby Girl.
My Man has a career, and he busts his ass to make sure his family is taken care of.
My house is the shit.
Our friends are the best.
My Husband, my Daughter, and I are the beautiful people.
I am Queen of the fucking world.

...And if you disagreed with any of this,
I doubt you'd tell me.

"Ladies, if you got fourteen women hating on you, you need to figure out how the fuck to get to sixteen before the summer get here."
-Katt Williams

9/1/04- Mac + Bill = Love
2/8/08- Mac + Bill = Family
11/14/08- Mac + Bill = Reynedrop

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Who I'd like to meet:
God.

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TEE THATS WHO I AM	Jul 8 2009 12:49 AM the'll be here until the week of the 25thth
♥ Ŧħę Łừşŧ ♥	Jul 7 2009 3:26 AM i'd love to!! =] it just cant be tomorrow. i'm going out with this boy lol but yeah!! where did you want to do it at?
Lory	Jul 5 2009 8:34 PM eric said the same thing lol
Love, L.	Jun 29 2009 9:12 PM lol i love everything about it.
Lory	Jun 29 2009 5:00 AM you and those crazy bitches lol you have my number girl you can call or text me!
~{CRAZY BEAUTIFUL}~	Jun 27 2009 3:51 PM LOL!!! like u should not have a glow stick!? girl u crazyyy!!! HIT ME UP WHEN U GET HERE!!!!!!!! I really ONLY have SAT N SUN open. I work mon thro Fri 3 PM to midnight. but sat n sun IM FREE!!! call or text me so we can plan something out for shuuuuuuuuuuure! I MISS the hell outta u n im excited to see your babi girl!!! :D
Kiwi	Jun 24 2009 3:24 AM oooo.... im so excited. im ready when you are
TEE THATS WHO I AM	Jun 22 2009 10:26 PM okay would you mind coming over in day before thursday to take pics of bernard and his mom before she leave.
Lory	Jun 22 2009 6:57 PM we didnt do anything on his actual birthday cuz it was on a thurs and he was being a asshole...
Lory	Jun 20 2009 7:46 PM thats cool when you start?
Lory	Jun 17 2009 2:30 AM dont worry about it if you cant find it....i seen it on a few web sites and they were only about 5-8 bucks! thanks for looking anyways....about the photography school that is awsome....what all do you have to do to get in and get it done? im into that too, sounds interesting i might look into it!
Lory	Jun 14 2009 3:11 PM do you know if they had any more copies? if they did could you get me 1 & ill pay you for the shipping?
Little Miss Strange {Diamonds From The Sky}	Jun 12 2009 12:50 AM Hmmmm.....so the only point of this comment is to tell you how much I LOVE YOU! :D We definitely do not talk enough and once I start bringing in the greens from my new job I will be on the road. And then we shall talk forever and ever. And now Scarlette can join our conversations!!!!
Lory	Jun 8 2009 3:25 PM if you looked like that im not getting your soap lol
E-Lo	Jun 6 2009 10:38 PM
~{CRAZY BEAUTIFUL}~	Jun 6 2009 5:02 PM HaPpY BiRtHdAy to YOU MAC doll! :D hope its wonderful and amazing and sweet! :) best wishes to you! :)
Lory	Jun 6 2009 4:44 PM
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Kiwi	Jun 3 2009 4:05 AM you definately need to come back this summer. whats this about a portfolio? are you going to be a photographer and super mom? go you!
Angie	May 26 2009 6:35 PM thats what friends are for. lol
Little Miss Strange {Diamonds From The Sky}	May 25 2009 9:35 PM : ( Really fucking stupid mistake on my part. I wrote down the wrong schedule, I thought I had Saturday off, when I had Sunday off. Apple is "no fault" which means no matter what happens it's not their fault and you get punished. It counted as a no-call no-show which was automatic talk of termination. The night before I got fired I got promoted. Needless to say I'm kinda of crashing inside about it. :( But the good news is my mother's friend's sister thinks she can get me an internship at a prison!!! So, I can't stress over this, coz I got my good karma in the bank and it's time I start spending. ;) <33333 I loveeeeee you.
Maddie and Kalab's Momma	May 25 2009 2:30 PM yes thank you its so cute :)
~{CRAZY BEAUTIFUL}~	May 24 2009 9:53 PM thanx doll! :) MISS YOU! :) how is life!? call or text me! how is the baby? married life? and bill?
TV	May 24 2009 7:09 PM yeah it's pretty bad in the accuracy department. vice mentioned me earlier in the year in a GOSSIP column, which is supposed to be crap, and it's about as accurate as the "real news." my fav part is how he starts about me standing by a white ford bronco or w/e (like OJ simpson i guess jaja) but in the pic i'm in front of black hearse (holding a small dog--pochiko, incidentally is one of the best dogs i've ever met) they should've done the story about the dog, jaja :-p http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2009/02/miami---inter-1.html http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2009/02/miami---inter-3.html .. now this is just great... :-D

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