escaping into vivid fantasies, laughing, indie movies, talking, quoting movies, pissing off the boss, museums, flying a 2-handed stunt kite, art, coffee, music, beer, politics, boobies
Music
Petula Clark, Black Grape, The Pixies, The Flaming Lips, Paul McCartney, Beck, Stereophonics, Brian Eno, Wings, Rosewater Elizabeth, George Mangione, Nick Warren, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Blue Man Group
Movies
Clerks, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Star Wars, LA Story, The Hudsucker Proxy, Chasing Amy, Blue Velvet
Jack is the guy you want at your party. Jack is the guy you want as best man at your wedding. Jack is the guy you want to date the hot chick you're looking at this MySpace page with, even if you're her boyfriend.
Ok, well I'm a character from a play. A really, really cool play. Get all those bad moth-ball ridden pieces of turd you've seen before out of your head, and don't worry about random creepy dudes in tights popping our to recite verse.
I'm also maintaining this here time-waster, when they don't need me in rehearsal, and there's a lot more of us where I came from. Sam might even argue that him and that girl are who the play is really about. Whatever.
Go ahead and start making your plans now to see The Great American Play. It's running March 29 - April 15. Be there or be a flaming brown bag full of sh*t. It will blow your mind. Don't believe me? Check this sh*t out. And it's going to be even better the second time around.
Who I'd like to meet: Theater producers and presenters, artistic directors, play selection committee members, indie filmmakers, literary agents, rich old eccentric people who want to leave us all their money to do a world tour of Kitefliers ...
... most importantly - AUDIENCE MEMBERS to come see our run at the Tampa Bay Performing Arts Center, March 29 - April 15.
Local arts website www.tampabaymuse.com is proud to announce the release of the benefit cd, “Stand Up”, featuring over a hour of music and 14 local indy/alternative rock bands (and one from London too). All proceeds from the sale of the CD go directly to the local branch of non-profit charity, StandUp for Kids, www.standupforkids.org. An estimated 1.3 - 2.8 million youth are living on the streets each day. Five thousand die each year, or 13 each day, as a result of assault, illness or suicide. STANDUP FOR KIDS is a nonprofit volunteer organization whose mission is to provide crisis intervention and basic survival necessities for at-risk and homeless youth through national and local outreach.
Benefit concerts for the CD will be announced as soon as the shows are confirmed. Stay tuned! CD’s can be ordered online at www.standupforkidscd.com for $10 plus $2 shipping.(free shipping until July 8th).
All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. KAKIM.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from KAKIM.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at KAKIM.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. KAKIM.COM
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