"Corey" movies, Mexican food, Willie Nelson's braid, a wildly unsettling childhood, the sailing teens in Jaws II, a fat guy wearing a "Who farted?" tee shirt, Starman (the movie), Starman (the song), Art Garfunkel's acting career, hot dogs with mustard, George Neal, skaters, and the Good/Bad Art Collective.
Sounds Like
Your best friend. Your hero. Your childhood before the divorce. Your dog, Buster. Your favorite dessert. Your first time. Your last time. A Jem and the Holograms/Misfits supergroup.
DJ Supadupe.
Kittenpants is a magazine, not a band. We write humor articles, interview our heroes, and try to stay on top of the wild world of internet ridiculousness.
But that doesn't stop us from putting out CDs.
Our first release, Kitty Kitty Bang Bang, is a compilation of bands from Denton, TX, including long-gone heroes (Dooms U.K., Asphalt the Recorder, the Banes), secret side projects (Den of Snakes), and folks that are still alive and rocking (Mission Giant, Riverboat Gamblers, Baboon, Centro-matic).
Our second release, Canyon, is a benefit CD we put together which includes rare and unreleased tracks from several John Freeman bands (Dutch Treats, Dooms U.K., The Psychos!, The Meat Helmets, and Telethon).
Our upcoming third release, Charlie Alpha Tango should include more of the same: songs that make you stand up straighter, step a little livelier, smile a little brighter, last a little longer. Songs that make sitting in traffic more bearable. Songs that make you wish you could erase every memory from your brain that occurred before you heard them.
Watch Andrew W.K. talk about Kittenpants, Corn Mo, Denton and more, while John Freeman and Telethon sing about Falco on the other side of the wall:
(more video at bigDlittled.com
Hey, it's no big thing, but in my own research, Christians aren't very good at fucking. It's like they have some awkward shame or guilt, or maybe just aren't that good in the sack because they're too busy "worshipping."
I guess what I'm asking is,
"Does believing in some slap shod piece of plagiarized, ancient literature mess with someone's ability to have good sex?"
Also,
"Is it a sin for someone who is a Christian to say, 'Aw, Jesus, Fuck, Baby...I'm goin' to cum?"
And,
"Is it possibly genetic? Is there a piece in a "believer's" DNA that causes these morons to not know how to get busy? Christians love to masturbate themselves, but they just don't know where to put it with someone else."
Please someone explain. Would love to hear from one of you limp-dicked Christian faggots! Thanks.
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