About me:
I am a very kind person who is genuine to the bone. I dislike no one unless somebody gives me a reason and usually those reasons are heavy. Very old fashioned, I believe that unless the man cannot support the family, the woman should stay home and take care of the house and children. I also have a childhood dream of becoming a writer and joining those professionals that I have become friends with. I am always interested in meeting new faces and don't care if you wish for a common chat. I really loathe drama and anything that can be associated with drama; I would greatly appreciate it if you wouldn't bring drama around me.
Currently I work as the secretary for Accredo Packaging and I'm enjoying it very much. I wouldn't freely give it up for anything.
If you would like to know anymore, just let me know. Unless it's personal, I wouldn't mind sharing.
Who I'd like to meet:
Kitty Felone is actively seeking a single man who is capable of eventually fulfilling the duties as a respectable and honoring husband.
Qualifications include:
- * Being of or around mid to late twenties (possible early thirties)
- * Have average to strong build
- * Good sense of humor and personality
- * Must be able to talk easily to and share emotions with as well as returning them
- * Candidates must be Spiritual or Christian in some form (preferably not Church of Christ) and are required to be open (and supportive) to others
- * Must respect values, emotions, feelings, and beliefs without trouble
- * Political views must be equal or near Libertarian (Republicans may still apply)
- * Must be faithful and easy to love
- * Must be willing to compromise in situations and be willing to work through problems
- * Old fashioned values and morals a must
- * Beliefs in Second Amendment required. Knowledge of weaponry a plus. Ownership of more than one weapon a bonus.
- * Must be physically and sexually attractive and stimulating as well as intellectually appealing
- * Good paying and steady job is a must
- * Must be supportive of a stay-at-home wife and be supportive of her passionate writing career (wife will work until family is ready to start)
- * Supportive friends a must
Duties include all or most of:
- * Being a gentleman
- * Holding doors open (car doors as well), offer assistance in standing up, and pull out chairs
- * Being a romantic but also be willing to be Conservative
- * Willing to have a good time but not to let it run your life
- * Is good with children and wants to have a family
- * Animal lover of either cats and/or dogs
- * Supportive of passionate values, beliefs, and hobbies
- * Be supportive of a stay-at-home wife and be supportive of her passionate writing career
- * Enjoys listening to music, watching movies, and going to concerts (live music)
- * Enjoys ballet, opera, Broadway, and other onstage activities
- * Appreciation of Art, museums, and other fine attributes
- * Willing to spend time in gym lifting weights and staying in shape
- * Likes to cuddle while reading and sleeping
- * Enjoys traveling for vacations
- * Willing to develop fashion and/or style (if not already known)
- * Ability to perform music (preferably drums)
- * Able to deal with typical (but not often) woman bitchiness, complaining, and whining
If you or someone you know is interested in this position, please contact
Kitty Felone immediately. Possible applicants will share photos and interests along with casual conversations in several different ways before decisions are made.
Ad posted Monday, March 7, 2009
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I've had this written out as a joke on some site and my friend (who is on my friend's list AND has been informed about this posting) had continuously yapped at me about posting this online.
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