"All the way is never enough - too far is where you start gettin' to the good stuff - Rene Risque and The Art Lovers
rock, making the rock, playing the rock, photographing the rock, writing about the rock, promoting the rock, living the rock...
being a punk, a wise-ass, a big-mouth and an overall irritant, the antagonist movement, yoga, critters, dancing my ass off, photography, writing and otherwise spewing my drivel, DiY whatever, burning man, film, sweating, looking for experiences in all the weird places.
I am starting a revolution against our evil government, complacency comas, consumer culture, reality TV, celebrity worship and feminine deoderant spray.
Music
DON'T EVEN TRY TO ADD ME IF YOU ARE - "Death"-anything, emo, "screamo", nu-metal, honky-"Funk", goth, formula-billy, or McPunk. Hardcore has sucked since 1984. "Serious" bands can fuck off. BE FUN and HAVE FUN. If you rock, I will find you. It is one of my special talents.
This is the crap I like, and there's quite a lot of it:
Cheap Trick, Mozart operas, Kitty & The Kowalskis (because I have to), Queen, Turbonegro, Rezillos, Undertones, Elvis Costello & The Attractions, D Generation, Jesse Malin, Danny Sage, The Clash, The Ramones, Devo, X, Generation X, 6X, Johnny Thunders and/or The Heartbreakers, Ultravox, Visage, Captain Beefheart, Buzzcocks, Ohio Express, David Bowie, Mott the Hoople, Elton John, BellRays, Johnny Cash, Black Flag, Iggy and/or The Stooges, Dead Boys, New York Dolls, Dead Kennedys, The Carpenters, ABBA, Gram Parsons, Flying Burrito Brothers, Descendents, Bee Gees, Blondie, Dickies, The Toy Dolls, Mamas & Papas, The Monkees, Big Boys, The Soft Boys, Syd Barrett, Chuck Berry, George Jones, Ronnie Dawson, Drag the River, ALL, The Muffs, Supernova, CCR, Riverboat Gamblers, The Replacements, Paul Westerberg, Tommy Stinson, Gore Gore Girls, The Paybacks, Bad Brains, Sex Pistols, Psychedelic Furs. Pixies, DLR-era Van Halen, KISS, Motley Crue, Poison, Vic Thrill, The Kills, The Trakes, all Motown/Funk Brothers, Parliament/Funkadelic, The Damned, The Dictators, Desmond Dekker, Bon Scott era AC/DC, The Manges, The Move, The Ventures, The Vandals, Slade, The Sweet, The Sonics, MC5, Patti Smith, Hank Williams, Etta James, T Rex, Angry Samoans, The Wierdos, Henri Mancini, DOA, AOD (Adrenalin OD), Sux, Patsy Cline, Electric Six, Gary Numan, 45 Grave, The Go-Gos, 1910 Fruitgum Company, The Atlantics, The Neighborhoods, The Plimsouls, The Last, The Fast, The Real Kids, Rocket From The Crypt, Rocket From The Tombs, The Testors, The Wildhearts, The Rasperries, Badfinger, Big Star, Motorhead, pre-90s Guns 'n Roses, and any music I can spazz to.
I am a total 80s fag - Hair Metal, New Wave, etc. I am also a power-pop nut. 60s and 70s AM radio pop "gold" is freakin' fantastic.
I also don't get Black Sabbath or stoner rock. I mean, even LEMMY said he doesn't like Black Sabbath, so I'm not crazy, right?
Movies
Broadway Danny Rose (ya know, the FUNNY Woody Allen movies, but I'll add Crimes & Misdemeanors), Godfather II, Fight Club, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, City of Lost Children, The Krays, Office Space, Goodfellas, Boondock Saints, The Blues Brothers, The Empire Strikes Back, The Road Warrior (I have a theme going of liking the sequel better than the original), Sixteen Candles, Frailty, The Changeling, Kill Bill Pt 1 & 2, Star Struck, Forbidden Zone, Raising Arizona, Cinema Paradiso, Alien, Blade Runner, Sophie's Choice, Star 80, Mean Streets, Hairspray, Taxi Driver, The King of Comedy, Lost in Translation, Hedwig & The Angry Inch, Caddyshack, Ladies and Gentlemen - The Fabulous Stains, The Adventures of Priscilla - Queen of the Desert, Terror Firmer (Troma!), and The B Reel www.breel.com
Television
Who needs TV when I got T. Rex?
Books
Anything by David Sedaris, Camus, Ayn Rand, Hemmingway, Charles Dickens and Flannery O'Connor; The 9/11 Commission Report, Autobiography of Malcom X, The Fountainhead, Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee, Class by Paul Fussell, Backlash by Susan Faludi, Psychotic Reactions and Carburator Dung (Lester Bangs), Please Kill Me, Portrait of a Lady by Henry James, The Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison, Wretched of the Earth by Franz Fanon, Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh, The New Jackals (book about terrorism), The Fruit of Desire, e, Hoax by Nicholas Von Hoffman, Rogue States by Noam Chomsky. I also like Nicholson Baker, Knut Hamsun and Martin Amis. I have a Will Self book I've never read. Someone stole my hardcover copy of THE DIRT before I read it, and they must DIE!
Heroes
Jon Stewart, Harriet Tubman, Joe Strummer, Sacha Baron Cohen, Rosa Parks, Simon Wiesenthal, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony, Betty Friedan, Malcom X, Hiawatha, Stephen Hawking, Buckminster Fuller, Joan Jett, Timothy Leary, Lenny Bruce, Dee Dee Ramone, Patsy Stone, Lucille Ball, Judge Judy, Debbie Harry and any other significant rocker, cultural contributor, revolutionary, devolutionist or everyday people fighting for equality, justice and basic human rights all over the planet. Anyone that makes me laugh.
Kitty Kowalski's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Friends
Hometown:
The Scarsdale Diet doctor murder place
Religion:
Atheist
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Occupation:
jerk of all trades
Kitty Kowalski's Schools
New York University
New York, NEW YORK
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Marketing
Clubs: MBA from the Stern School of Business
1990 to 1992
New York University
New York, NEW YORK
Graduated: 1987
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English/Education
Clubs: Also a graduate of SCE's General Studies Program (AA Degree)
1983 to 1987
New Canaan High School
New Canaan, CONNECTICUT
Graduated: 1983
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: fuck up
1982 to 1983
Cypress High
Cypress, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Literature
Minor: sociology
Clubs: Wresterlettes
1980 to 1982
Scarsdale Shs
Scarsdale, NEW YORK
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
About me: I have been called "The Punk Rock Paris Hilton", and "Courtney Love without the damage" (by Kim Fowley, whatever that means) ROCKER: Oh, yeah, I have a band, Kitty & The Kowalskis. I don't send myspace invites, but if you are curious, check out our web site. MOCKER: As a wannabe sex therapist, I write a not-so-professional sex advice column, so feel free to send me questions for an armchair-but-nevertheless-entertaining response in my blogs! (Kitty as Hunter S. Thompson by Chuck E. Cheese) WRITER: Speaking of sex, and rock and roll, and, uh, whatever, here's my regular column of rock world meanderings on Coolgrrrls.com and on Live Journal. More shite in my blogs here. WRECKER: I used to co-own a nightclub called Coney Island High on St. Mark's Place, which was full of punk rock, underage drinking, all-ages mayhem, girls dancing on bars, sex acts in dark corners and after-hours debauchery. I can say that NOW because the city shut us down - for the DANCING part! Now I use my Acute Contagious Disco Awareness Power hunt down the action. BAND PIMP: I sometimes put on shows so we can have something fun to do. I pimp, but ONLY if I like you and your band and I have time. Be nice, and most of all, ROCK! PAPARAZZI: I have had photos published in Rolling Stone and Young Miss and tons of web/fanzines, as well as on CDs for The Epoxies, The Black Halos, Red Hot Poker Dots and more...I have over 33,000 images on my flickr site REVEREND: Yes, that's The Reverend Kitty Kowalski to you, but the only thing I believe in is Rock and Roll. Say it, brother!
When you first meet me, you will think I am a complete and utter idiot. After you get to know me, you will realize I am an idiot savant!
Who I'd like to meet: People, not Internet faketards, websites, clothing companies or commercial interests. I get requests from folks who read my bulletins or blogs. Ping me first and I may add you. I DON'T NEED ANY MORE "FRIENDSTERS" for this interweb high-school popularity contest. Don't be a myspaceslut friend collector who can't take the time with my profile to read I am married and don't live my life on this thing. I don't do "chat". If you have time to waste, please visit www.ifuckinghateyou.com
I don't add bands I do not know. If you think your band can blow my mind, go to my BAND PAGE and I'll check you out there.
O.K. You have NO IDEA how hard I have laughed about this footage and how many TIMES I have laughed at this since I first had this on a VHS tape in the early nineties. I used to have a lot of parties when I lived in Silver Lake, CA during that time and someone walked off with the VHS tape, but I just realized that it might be on youtube, and it is! Basically, a couple of guys from southern California are traveling through Texas and need directions. They ask Larry "The Dickeman" Williams' (yes, that is how he spells his name) for directions to their hotel. This footage is CHOCK full of excellent one liners! I don't know about you, but each time I watch this vidi, I hear something that I didn't hear the previous time because I was to busy making LOLs in my pantaloons.
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You are ALL invited to celebrate my "Thirtyeighteenth" B-Day with me at my "STONEAGE BIRTHDAY PARTY" featuring the wild & primitive Garage Punk & warped R&B sounds by the likes of... STUPIDITY!! (from Sweden on their US Record Release tour for their new album "Illegal U-Turn"!) THE FRIGGS!! (these gurls can "Shake" better than ever!) THE BRIMSTONES!! (of course my boys will be there throwin' down the hoodoo!) and MONDO TOPLESS!! (these boys ARE Mondo Tops!)
W/ DJ: JACK the RIPPER!!
@ ASBURY LANES, ASBURY PARK NJ DOORS @ 8PM only $10 measly bux!
REMEMBER FRIENDS & MUSIC FANS: YER PRESENCE IS MY PRESENT!! LET US EAT (Birthday) CAKE!!
Electric Kisses & Cavegurl Hugz! xoxo Heidi ZAP!! UG.
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