So I fell out of a moving car. No really. I FELL OUT of a goddam car. It wasn't even cool like a high speed pursuit where I had to tuck and roll to escape the quickly encroaching villains. Nope I fell out, on my ass, and shaved off the skin on the right side of my body. Not here *indicates top of head* or here so much *indicates tips of toes* but right in here *gingerly indicates entire right side of body* All I wanted to do was pass out candy to children, laugh at how cute they are, pass out from sugar OD by 8:30pm. Instead, I cried and felt sorry for myself. Then, OD on chocolate and pain killers. Although for any of you that know me, I typically call that "Friday" but whatever. It's pretty gnarly in all reality and I ended up missing 2 days last week b/c I have not mastered remaining on the inside of a moving vehicle. That is my usual position, inside not dangling by an ankle as the car grinds to a halt. I now find, not only is more fuel efficient, it slightly less windy. Plus, there's no blood loss, and the copious amounts of ibuprofen costs. Just a tip, stay in the car.
I love my cute daredevil girlfriend.....even though I think she has a slight death wish....sigh
WOW.......i really hope you are doing ok:)
I like the Apocalypse Now paraphrase at the end of the blog, no matter how unintentional, "never leave the boat." I'm going with 2 kudos, assuming you meant to do it.
you have always been horribly disfigured in my book but in more of a nice way since i have done that, BUT while running so don't feel SOO bad i've been there and have shared your pain. even while they scrub the tar from the wounds :(
good lord, sister! honestly, who falls out of a car?! at least your injuries ended with road rash. that sucks. hope you feel better soon.
wow. i am glad you are ok. how the hell did that happen? like the guy above said, Im not REALLY surprised it happend to you :). You are really carefree, that is all i mean by that! haha. get well!
i love you even though you are horribly disfigured.