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Kitty Martini
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Urban

			"Kitty Martini" Female 101 years old Los Angeles & San Diego, CA United States Last Login: 10/9/2008
Mood: sweaty
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http://www.myspace.com/kittymartinicomic

Kitty Martini's Comedian Bio

Bio	Stand up comedian, humor writer
Website	kittymartini.com
Influences	Jim Carrey, Carol Burnett, Lucille Ball, Johnny Knoxville

Kitty Martini's Interests

General	Independant films, avant guard anything, progressive politics, building wealth through investing
Music	Arctic Monkeys, Beastie Boys, any and all deep house & progressive house, Blues (the old crusty kind from the 40's) The Residents, Weird Al, Devo, David Bowie, Prince
Movies	Citizen Ruth, Ghostworld, any and all movies directed by Jim Jarmusch, John Waters, & David Lynch, Swept Away directed by Lena Wertmuller, Team America, Spanking the Monkey
Television	Lucky Louie, Sex and the City (please make more episodes!!!) HBO, Southpark,
Books	Love is a Dog from Hell by Charles Bukowski. The complete works of Edgar Allen Poe, Sex, Money, Kiss by Gene Simmons (hilarious & inspiring!) Watchman, graphic novel by Alan Moore (classic) If you Cant Live Without Me, Why aren't you Dead Yet? by Cynthia Heimel (Cynthia rocks..) Need More Love by Aline Kominsky Crumb, Tina's Groove by Rina Piccolo
Heroes	Madonna, Lucille Ball, Gloria Steinem, Rudy Gulianni, Bill & Hillary Clinton, Howard Stern & Robin Quivers, Kerim Yildiz
Groups:	After 5 Club Parties for Chicks!, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, Red Hat Society Wannabes, synergycrew.com, Entrepreneur, Bill Word's Favorite Funny Females, I Heart Jackie Jones, Hillary For President 2008 View All Kitty Martini's Groups

Kitty Martini's Details

Status:	Married
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Hometown:	LA & San Diego
Zodiac Sign:	Leo
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	stand up comic

Kitty Martini's Networking

Television - Journalism - Critic
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Television - Journalism - Critic

Kitty Martini's Clips

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Clips: 4

Total Plays: 862

Plays Today: 0

Kitty as Bobby Brick!

Run Time: 18

Plays: 149
Comments: 0

I have a SHOE problem!

Run Time: 61

Plays: 99
Comments: 0

Ha Ha Cafe

Run Time: 104

Plays: 339
Comments: 2

Ha Ha Cafe

Run Time: 47

Plays: 275
Comments: 0

Upcoming Gigs

Nov 22 2008

8:00P

Carlsbad Village Theatre

Carlsbad CA

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Kitty Martini's Blurbs

About me:
I'm a humor writer by trade, an individualist, and author of 2 humor books: "The Trouble With Men" , and "Goatina Goes to New York". I perform stand up comedy and produce The After 5 Club Girls Night out Comedy Dinner Show. I spend most of my time creating from nothing. Notice all the boxes you see in our world? How many boxes are there? I don't fit into any of them.

Connect the Dots Business Mixer at the Mansion: Meet the Business Community
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Hey all you business moguls, pro's and go-getters!...Come join us at the mansion to mix and mingle, and make connections!

Who I'd like to meet:
Madonna, Hillary Clinton & Jimmy Hoffa

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The Matt Pack	Oct 4 2008 11:18 PM
Deadly Melons	Oct 4 2008 10:30 PM You are hilarious, I love the bonding thing so true. You should have been out with us last night it was on fire, I will post the pictures later. Thanksfor the friend request, Jamie
Roz Browne	Jul 24 2008 9:54 PM Happy Birthday! Hope you're enjoying your day!! Roz
Jeffrey Gellenthin	Jul 24 2008 5:51 PM Happy Birthday to you. Hoping the day brings you all the things you wished for. Thank you for the friendship and support. Have a wonderful day. Take care and be good. Truly, Jeff
Mynde	Jul 24 2008 5:26 PM If your birthday is this week July 20 - 26 You’ve got an unusual lineup in your new Solar Return, Cancer and Leo birth signs. Pluto is inconjunct your Sun in this chart of your new year. Inconjuncts bring stress into your life from job or health matters—time to improve your diet and to see the dentist. Plus, power struggles with men and authority figures are likely—you’ll be ahead if you don’t take a hard line and compromise. Because you also have Mars trine lucky Jupiter in this new SR suggesting an abundance of energy and the ability to do the right thing at the right time in the months ahead. Your creative juices are flowing this year as Venus is in powerful Leo in this new SR. This is a good year to take an art class or to start a garage band. This is a wonderful sign of a new love appearing, too, if you are looking. The positive elements in your new SR totally outweigh the negative, Cancer and Leo. Focus on the good stuff this year, and be thankful times have changed. Compliments of CStars4U. com and Skywatch Astrology
~Luigi Valentino~ Official FanPage	Jul 24 2008 6:06 AM PUT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT & CELEBRATE!!!
frankOdelic	Jul 21 2008 9:35 AM .. A birthday is just the first day of another 365 day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip! happy bEARTHday! Frank aka frankOdelic UrbanScooters. com Electric Bikes & Electric Scooters Pasadena Global Warming Group
Pretty, Funny Women	Jun 27 2008 2:55 PM
Heather	Dec 25 2007 7:03 PM Merry Christmas & Happy New Year Kitty Meow! Love you!
Brant	Dec 11 2007 5:40 AM RaawWwr !
Low Class Blond	Nov 26 2007 9:28 PM Here Kitty Kitty, Sorry, I know you probably get that all the time, but I couldn't help myself... xoxo Bernie
Heather	Nov 23 2007 6:12 AM HAPPY THANKSGIVING KITTY MEOW! I GIVE THANKS TO HAVING YOU AS MY BEST FRIEND!!!! LOVE YA'S, HEATHER
frankOdelic	Nov 16 2007 8:56 AM Like the Cartoon? ADD ME! AMERICA IS ADDICTED TO OIL! Extreme chaos and destruction from global warming, a looming peak oil crisis threatening economic collapse, or a national security nightmare brought on by an overdependence on foreign oil. You choose the reason... the time to ACT is NOW! THANKS FOR THE ADD! - frankOdelic UrbanScooters.com Electric & High MPG Gas Scooters Pasadena Global Warming Group * click here to find a global warming group near you!
sherpadarla	Oct 22 2007 1:50 PM any time! goats r us!
Sarah Newell	Oct 9 2007 5:42 PM Okay I am reading your book again for the 3rd time I really love this book by the way. I have suggested buying it to a quite a few of my friends. Anyway you said the British man said went out for cigarettes and wasn't back for 3 days. Americans have one up at most they leave for 3 hours and return with a pizza. One of my American ex's wrote me a note "went to get milk, all if be late" returned 2 days later.
Goldstar	Sep 5 2007 12:18 AM Think of Goldstar Events when you want a great night out at half-price, and don't be shy about leaving a comment on our profile! Have fun!
David Lynch Foundation	Jul 24 2007 9:21 PM Happy Birthday!
The Silliman	Jul 24 2007 2:32 AM Happy Birthday, funny lady. If I were in California, for your birthday... I'd buy you a martini.
Sarah Newell	Jul 23 2007 5:10 PM I knew there was a reason I liked you. We were born on the same day :o) Happy Birthday!!!
Carlease!	Jul 23 2007 5:39 AM HAPPY BIRTHDAY KITTY!!! I'll be in San Diego this coming weekend. Details on my page...Conscious Comedy Explosion.
Shannon Gettins	Jul 23 2007 2:11 AM HAPPY BIRTHDAY KITTY! (had a blast at the show last night - as always!) GOTTA LOVE THE LEO'S!!
Showcase Comedy Lounge	Jul 23 2007 1:58 AM Flash Comment / Graphic for MySpace From Showcase Comedy Lounge!!
Lauri Roggenkamp	Jul 19 2007 11:08 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Health Care For All – NOW – Take Action	Jun 14 2007 8:37 PM THANK YOU for being a friend to OneCareNow! JOIN MICHAEL MOORE (see our link and info on SB 840 on his page!) and help us spread the word by forwarding our page and petition to others, subscribing and participating in our blog and putting us in your top friend list. Support this bill... even if you are from out of state... help us win it for California, and watch the movement spread. California can lead the way for America with TRUE Universal Health Coverage---not phony schemes that use public funding for private insurance companies to continue business as usual. Only SINGLE PAYER can cut costs and improve quality of care. And only a huge public outcry will make it happen. CLICK HERE TO SIGN THE PETITION! CLICK HERE TO DONATE! For all those in California who are reading this, we especially need your help. This is a true grassroots effort, folks! Sign up now to be a part of the solution!
sherpadarla	Jun 1 2007 11:58 PM YOUR WEDDING WAS THE BEST! i love you and miss you more....cant wait to see you in a few weeks!!! kiss your turkish delight from us....
miss jenny	May 18 2007 9:35 PM Hey Kitty! Thanks so much for the request. I'd love to work w/u sometime. Love, Miss J
kerim	Mar 25 2007 7:46 AM Kitty is by far the funniest wife i've ever had... aside from the fact she's making me post a comment on her myspace page to legitimize our relationship :)
Bev4Obama	Mar 23 2007 4:31 PM Kitty, thanks for the props! You got jobbed, dammit ... you were terrific! And loved seeing you again, it's been too long ... keep me posted on what's up, okay? XOXO, Bev
David Filcilli	Mar 19 2007 3:03 PM This is one of the funnies Ladies in Comedy in San Diego. I'm glad to say she is one of my friends. The Comedy coop of San Diego misses you Kitty. Now has open mic on Saturday Nights Starts 7pm! David Filcilli
Celeste Davis	Mar 18 2007 5:16 PM Kitty, you did a great job. I had a really fun time watching you. I thought for sure you were going to be one of the finalist. Perhaps, one of the female judges dated your blow up plastic man and are jealous of your relationship.
Comedian ALYSIA WOOD	Mar 18 2007 7:10 AM Hey Kitty great job tonight - and great headshot!
sherpadarla	Mar 6 2007 3:02 PM <---- new painting ....check it out.
debbie	Feb 15 2007 9:12 PM WOW. That was an amazing event ms. martini! i was honored to be a part of it. You are ONE HOT PARTY STARTER!
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