Frothy Monkey
"People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch."

Male
27 years old
Portland, Oregon
United States



Last Login: 10/12/2008
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    Frothy Monkey's Interests
General<9qwO98ly6WRZTu69=> Writing, women, reading, sex, drawing, music, skating, movies, weed, getting the ganubies, boobs, tattoos, piercings, pain, psychology, gender studies, death, murder, cannibalism, serial killers, forensic pathology, melted butter, 2 tablespoons cream of tartar, knowledge, porn, changing/taking over the world, revenge, urophilia, zombies, necrophilia, necrophagy, challenging anything and everything, symphorophilia, copy editing, taphephilia, raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, kleptophilia, the unexplained, hierophilia, truth, dysmorphophilia, and baking.
Music

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My favorite singer is Bjork, but my favorite band is Pink Floyd; my favorite album is The Wall, my favorite song is Wish You Were Here. I like rock, techno, disco, Danny Elfman, industrial, folk, Elvis, depressing lesbian music, happy lesbian music...any lesbian music, really... Some specific favorite bands/musicians are The Grateful Dead, Marilyn Manson, The Doors, K's Choice, The Murmurs, Alanis Morissette, Ani DiFranco, Tegan and Sara, The Cliks, Evanescence, Fantasia, Weird Al, Mitch & Mickey, The Folksmen, Korn, Miss Red Flowers, The Sugarcubes, L7, Frank Zappa, Green Jello....
- Bjork Lyrics..
MoviesThe Wall, Dancer in the Dark, Boys Don't Cry, All Over Me, But I'm a Cheerleader, The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love, The Harry Potter series, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Lilo & Stitch, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead 1-3, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, the new Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil 1& 2, 28 Days Later (I love zombies), The Shining, It, The Fifth Element, Team America World Police, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Run Ronnie Run, American History X, Kissed, Faces of Death, Traces of Death, The Lion King, porn, and a bunch of others that I like but aren't worth taking the time to write out.
You Are 88% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
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You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. You were brought back from the grave by exposure to 245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste of spicy brains to stop the pain of being dead. You are virtually indestructible, as even burning you up will create Zombie Rain and raise more zombies.
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BooksXTube - What Channel Are You On? Harry Potter 1-7, It, Perverse Crimes in History, The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices, Red Dragon, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Different Seasons, Heather has Two Mommies, Flowers in the Attic, Pet Sematary, the Dictionary, Rubyfruit Jungle, the Associated Press Stylebook, psychology textbooks, anything about true crime and forensics, erotica, and whatever else tickles my fancy...
HeroesMe, Hannibal Lecter, Mr. Jhan, Powdered Toast Man, Jeffrey Dahmer, Simon Cowell, Socrates, Wolverine, Elvis, Brandon Teena, and Death...
Groups: Lesbians, Lesbians, and more LesbiansCHURCH OF SHINY DOMED HOLEY CRACKA'S, BASTARDS, BITCHES, HOES AND PIMPS!GLBTQ of the Mid-Willamette Valley (Past and Present)Women who love womenSamaholics anonymousSurvey Lovers Unite!FTM BrotherhoodUngendered

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     Frothy Monkey's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Corvallis
Body type:5' 4" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Children:Proud parent
Education:In college
Occupation:Journalist, editor, parent, student.

   Frothy Monkey's Schools
Portland State University
Portland,OR
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology
Minor: Criminology
Clubs: GSA
 
Current Courses:

2008 to 2010
Linn-Benton Community College
Albany,OR
Graduated: 2008
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Journalism/Mass Communication
Minor: Psychology
Clubs: The Commuter, GSA, Latino Club, International Honors Society
Greek:   Phi Theta Kappa
Current Courses:

2004 to 2008
Linn Benton Community College
Albany,OR
Graduated: 2008
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Journalism/Mass Communication
Minor: Psychology
 

2004 to 2008
Corvallis High School
Corvallis,Oregon
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
 

1995 to 1999



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   Frothy Monkey's Blurbs
About me:
So I have a bad case of man-boobs (well, they're not THAT bad), and they've got to go. I'm seeking help in funding my chest surgery. If you'd care to help a brutha out, please click the man-boobs below to donate via paypal. THANKS!!
I'm a necrophiliac transgender master of insanity with aspirations of world domination. I'm a writer, editor, student, parent, psychotic genius, and an arrogant, somewhat disturbed individual. I'm introverted (INTP), antisocial, and find the majority of human interaction tedious. I despise ignorance, religion, crackheads, the entire concept of gender and gender roles, cops, the American legal system, Bush, alcoholic child abusers, and you....hehehe. I'm working on a REAL Web page: www.lilypoop.com
Who I'd like to meet:
The person who's been stealing my underwear at night! You're sick! Sick!! Why would you do that?? I need my underwear!! I can't believe someone would have the nerve to come into my home, sneak past the ferocious chihuahua, enter my bedroom, and rip my panties straight from my arse!! I've taken to sleeping in the nude because of this!! The nerve!! I am appalled at such disregard for another human being's PRIVATE property! What is this world coming to when you're forced to sleep in the nude to prevent further panty snatching? No pun intended....



   


   


   


   Frothy Monkey's Friend Space (Top 16)
Frothy Monkey has 82 friends.
 Kelly: Proud Mama of 2! 


 Gayle 


 sam.i.am 


 squirt 


 (*STUBS*)o.O 


 Lacey Ann☮ 


 Captain America 


 Minda 


 ♥ Fairy ♥ 


 Zak 


 Tim 


 kaedence 


 ms. fractured pretzel spine 


 Pam's Boy Peach(Joseph Simon) 


 ALL IS ON 


 The Cliks 





Frothy Monkey's Friends Comments
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Kelly: Proud Mama of 2!





Oct 10 2008 10:31 PM

love you and miss you.
we were going to be in portland this weekend but we realized we have less than zero money so hopefully soon!
MidnightRyder





Oct 9 2008 2:22 PM

weekend is right around the corner have a good one
Pam's Boy Peach(Joseph Simon)





Oct 8 2008 2:29 AM

LOLZ! What did she do fart on you?
Pam's Boy Peach(Joseph Simon)





Oct 7 2008 8:58 PM

You better not have called my Pammy a skinky Bastard. hahahaha.
How's school/life going???
Pam's Boy Peach(Joseph Simon)





Sep 30 2008 5:29 AM

After I sent that I was like oh blast tail would have worked too.
Oh wellzzz!
Pam's Boy Peach(Joseph Simon)





Sep 30 2008 1:53 AM

Oh. So what is the probability you will get head. I mean heads. hahahahahahahaha.
Pam's Boy Peach(Joseph Simon)





Sep 30 2008 1:48 AM

So I am curious as to why you were flipping a coin in school...
Gayle





Sep 28 2008 8:26 PM

Yeah it was pretty intense! He's a fatty!
ALL IS ON





Sep 24 2008 4:44 AM

Alas! You have been found!

Where are the pics Oh Great Wonder?
Pam's Boy Peach(Joseph Simon)





Sep 22 2008 3:44 AM

Oh that's stupid. So what do you have to pay for stuff your not getting now?? Yeah sprint sucks ass too. They keep sending mom bills. Sending her to collection agencies.
Its kind of like are you guys special??
Pam's Boy Peach(Joseph Simon)





Sep 20 2008 8:47 AM

So what did they do? Take your minutes away?
(*STUBS*)o.O





Sep 18 2008 11:26 PM

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I got 100%. Can you do any better?





Pam's Boy Peach(Joseph Simon)





Sep 16 2008 12:15 AM

OH, term lol I was thinking month for some reason.
Pam's Boy Peach(Joseph Simon)





Sep 15 2008 11:31 PM

OH! Ok hahah if its not enclosed in a blue oval I don't know what it is. But wow I'm suprised its that much, I don't spend that in gas....
Pam's Boy Peach(Joseph Simon)





Sep 15 2008 8:33 PM

What is Flex?
Pam's Boy Peach(Joseph Simon)





Sep 14 2008 2:25 AM

Man that was WAY to much fun this afternoon. If I had any juicy pictures I would send them to you but I don't so yeah....
Pam's Boy Peach(Joseph Simon)





Sep 10 2008 12:33 AM

Oh really where? I got my fingers crossed for ya. Good luck dude.
Pam's Boy Peach(Joseph Simon)





Sep 7 2008 5:46 AM

K. I'll try that. BTW your head looks like the inside of my Bronco. hahhaa.
Pam's Boy Peach(Joseph Simon)





Sep 7 2008 3:07 AM

Hey do you use Windows Movie Maker for your videos??? I have videos that I made in WMM and it always says its in the wrong format..... So..... ugh...... What is your secret?
jamie's twin, i guess





Sep 2 2008 8:32 AM

haha thanks. yeah at circle health care, dr scopes. well man im gonna jet amayas first day of school might be tomrrow (if they let her transfer) so i need to try to sleep some so i can get up. ill talk to u later dude, duno if u have my new cell number but i washed my old phone so here ya go, txt me sometime 5412209663.
night
jamie's twin, i guess





Sep 2 2008 8:16 AM

yeah man oct 4. if u wanna refferal let me know, my dr is good. i hear u on the dating junk.
jamie's twin, i guess





Sep 2 2008 8:04 AM

ah alright thats cool.... sucks to hear that, i didnt realize that was the case. so what ur single now? dont worry theres tons of people out there lol. new school new pond.
whata re u doing about dr's? u gonna make the trip down here to see the same one or what
jamie's twin, i guess





Sep 2 2008 7:58 AM

yeah heathers one of my best buds. well im glad ur up there and happy man ill have to come see where u live now and stuff if u want sometime.
are u stil w ur gf?
jamie's twin, i guess