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  • Davis LaMuerta

  • 28 / Male
  • Portland, Oregon, US
  • Last Login: 12/28/2009

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  • General

    <9qwO98ly6WRZTu69=> Writing, women, reading, sex, drawing, music, skating, movies, weed, getting the ganubies, boobs, tattoos, piercings, pain, psychology, gender studies, death, murder, cannibalism, serial killers, forensic pathology, melted butter, 2 tablespoons cream of tartar, knowledge, porn, changing/taking over the world, revenge, urophilia, zombies, necrophilia, necrophagy, challenging anything and everything, symphorophilia, copy editing, taphephilia, raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, kleptophilia, the unexplained, hierophilia, truth, dysmorphophilia, and baking.

  • Music

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    My favorite singer is Bjork, but my favorite band is Pink Floyd; my favorite album is The Wall, my favorite song is Wish You Were Here. I like rock, techno, disco, Danny Elfman, industrial, folk, Elvis, depressing lesbian music, happy lesbian music...any lesbian music, really... Some specific favorite bands/musicians are The Grateful Dead, Marilyn Manson, The Doors, K's Choice, The Murmurs, Alanis Morissette, Ani DiFranco, Tegan and Sara, The Cliks, Evanescence, Fantasia, Weird Al, Mitch & Mickey, The Folksmen, Korn, Miss Red Flowers, The Sugarcubes, L7, Frank Zappa, Green Jello....
    - Bjork Lyrics..

  • Movies

    The Wall, Dancer in the Dark, Boys Don't Cry, All Over Me, But I'm a Cheerleader, The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love, The Harry Potter series, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Lilo & Stitch, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead 1-3, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, the new Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil 1& 2, 28 Days Later (I love zombies), The Shining, It, The Fifth Element, Team America World Police, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Run Ronnie Run, American History X, Kissed, Faces of Death, Traces of Death, The Lion King, porn, and a bunch of others that I like but aren't worth taking the time to write out.
    You Are 88% Evil
    You're the most evil person you know.
    The devil is even a little scared of you!

  • Television

    What kind of Zombie are you?

    You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. You were brought back from the grave by exposure to 245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste of spicy brains to stop the pain of being dead. You are virtually indestructible, as even burning you up will create Zombie Rain and raise more zombies.
    Take this ..quiz!

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  • Books

    XTube - What Channel Are You On? Harry Potter 1-7, It, Perverse Crimes in History, The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices, Red Dragon, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Different Seasons, Heather has Two Mommies, Flowers in the Attic, Pet Sematary, the Dictionary, Rubyfruit Jungle, the Associated Press Stylebook, psychology textbooks, anything about true crime and forensics, erotica, and whatever else tickles my fancy...

  • Heroes

    Me, Hannibal Lecter, Mr. Jhan, Powdered Toast Man, Jeffrey Dahmer, Simon Cowell, Socrates, Wolverine, Elvis, Brandon Teena, and Death...

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: Corvallis
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Body type: 5' 4" / Average
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Journalist, editor, parent, student.

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About me:

.. I'm a necrophiliac transgender master of insanity with aspirations of world domination. I'm a writer, editor, student, parent, psychotic genius, and an arrogant, somewhat disturbed individual. I'm introverted (INTP), antisocial, and find the majority of human interaction tedious. I despise ignorance, religion, crackheads, the entire concept of gender and gender roles, cops, the American legal system, Bush, alcoholic child abusers, and you....hehehe. I'm working on a REAL Web page: www.lilypoop.com

Who I'd like to meet:

The person who's been stealing my underwear at night! You're sick! Sick!! Why would you do that?? I need my underwear!! I can't believe someone would have the nerve to come into my home, sneak past the ferocious chihuahua, enter my bedroom, and rip my panties straight from my arse!! I've taken to sleeping in the nude because of this!! The nerve!! I am appalled at such disregard for another human being's PRIVATE property! What is this world coming to when you're forced to sleep in the nude to prevent further panty snatching? No pun intended....

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