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Saltwater Taffy

		Ya I spell check, big whoop wanna fight about it? Male 25 years old SHINGLE SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login: 7/12/2009

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/kklaus

Saltwater Taffy's Interests

General	Most of my interests revolved around working at Bel Air. Seriously, I love it. The customers are so sweet...the managers are so kind and helpful...and the union! Oh, don't even get me started on how much I LOVE the union. Why, without them we'd probably be lied to, have our wages and benefits cut, and be forced to smile while destroying our bodies. There's nothing I enjoy more than spending a good portion of an eight hour shift explaining to 4 different managers why I was three minutes late. I think I'll stop in to say hi right now.....
Music
Movies	Kung Fu Hustle. After this, there are no other movies.
Television
Books
Heroes	Power Puff Girls, Power Rangers, Girl Power, Nintendo Power, JD Power And Associates...basically anything with "power" in it intimidates me enough to become my hero.

Saltwater Taffy's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Shingle Springs (where?)
Body type:	6' 0"
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:	Cancer
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Someday
Education:	In college
Occupation:	Taking it from BA

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About me:
OK, so about me. I'm very happy to be here on Myspace, the greatest page EVER. Honestly, I can't tell you how much I love the idea of telling people how much I "<3" them. Can you sense the sarcasm? Get used to it. I guess I should tell you something real about me in this section, so here it goes. I'm a 21 year old male college student working at a grocery store. If I don't know you, you don't need to know my real name or what I look like. I don't need any more stalkers, but thanks for thinking about my social well-being.

Now that you know a little about me I beg of you; please don't tell me about yourself. I dont' care, seriously. If you just can't control your urge to send me an email or message you had better make sure it's hatefull because I WILL be making fun of your message and to be honest it's a lot easier to make fun of hate-mail than anything else.

I'm not sure if this is what Tom had in mind when he created MySpace. He probably wanted people like me to make random friends and show the world how popular I am, but instead he's getting a bitter, sarcastic, angry page about anything and everything. So take a seat, grab some popcorn, and enjoy; the show will begin shortly.

Who I'd like to meet:
The person who created Boddington's Pub Ale. I'd REALLY like to know how they made it so smooth and delicious! Oh, and meeting Bea Arthur would be cool too.

Saltwater Taffy's Friend Space (Top 8)

Saltwater Taffy has 38 friends.

Megger Bomb

Mikey

Nicholas

Dayman

Jigsaw Tylor

Matt

Lindsay

Hye Gye

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1rockinmom	Jul 2 2009 4:03 AM
1rockinmom	Jul 2 2009 4:02 AM I hope your Birthday is a real "Thriller". I know, it's early, but I couldn't pass this up. Hope to see you guys Thursday???
Allie	Jun 2 2008 3:54 PM I totally had nightmares last night about being pulled from my car and getting shot and running from the cops. You bumped my...
Father of five........	May 19 2008 6:42 PM Hey Saltwater Taffy, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Lindsay	May 4 2008 5:50 PM "Papa smurf has a f#%&$# beard, they're mammals!" I think that's definitely my favorite part Keith...Urban.
Matt	Feb 13 2008 6:23 AM hey congrats on your number 2! winn
1rockinmom	Feb 5 2008 5:51 AM YOU miss the good 'ol days??? Shit. I LONG for the good 'ol days to return! But then, I slowly awaken and realize that Hell is just 14 miles away. And I'll be there at 9 a.m. tomorrow morning.
Meggie	Feb 4 2008 2:42 PM You are my only friend that is Online Now!
1rockinmom	Jan 28 2008 1:45 PM Whatever, Milkshake. That thing has brought too many boys to the yard. How's Megster? I miss you guys.
1rockinmom	Jan 28 2008 2:52 AM Wallbanger sends his best...and he misses those tender moments with you, stacking those waxy cucumbers and butternut squashes. By the way, I hate you. Bleh.
E	Jan 27 2008 7:48 PM
Jigsaw Tylor	Jan 19 2008 3:30 AM Hey, I'll have to get back to you, we might just have to watch the second game because it's Allie's mom's birthday and we may be going to lunch with her... so we might not be home until the first game is half over. I'll call you when I find out. Allie turns 21 on July 16th, so we'll definitely have to organize some kind of Vegas trip (I assume that's why you're asking).
Jigsaw Tylor	Jan 18 2008 4:50 AM Hey, the first game starts at noon, but you can still come over whenever you want... maybe get some mario kart in before the games.
Lindsay	Jan 8 2008 9:57 PM Yeah, I'm thinkin Chicago Fire, but I've never eaten there, so yeah. Whatchu thinkin bout baby G Fresh?
Lindsay	Jan 4 2008 8:58 PM How's is that a response to what I wrote. Seriously, no matter what I wrote, that just wouldn't work. Wow, speaking of work, I'm getting a new job. Any ideas...legitimate ideas, not involving strip clubs, drugs, or black face masks.
Lindsay	Dec 28 2007 7:17 AM You know, I used to think ham came from a bird. That stems from your thanksgiving comment with the turkey that has the sign, which reads "Eat ham." Also, I really enjoy honey-baked ham, even though I don't generally like ham. My mom used to make spam, kind of a lot actually, but I think that's because she knew she could get away with it because we were kids, who didn't know any better. I guess I'd still eat spam, if she made it, but now I lean more toward the finer things in life like beer for breakfast...you think I'm kidding, but it all makes sense, especially if you're on your way to church and I'm seriously not lying, I've really had beer for breakfast, before I left for church...there's a story behind that one, but I'll save that for another time. How do you like my late commenting skills? Was it worth the wait? Are you still working at Bel Air? Is Megan still at Spaghetti Factory and does she get discounts on the kids meals? I like the kids meals.
Meggie	Nov 26 2007 12:43 AM Thats not hostility. Thats love, my friend. I finally found something we have in common! We both share a love for Bea Arthur. I had no idea. Check the bulletins.
Shell	Nov 22 2007 5:29 AM MyHotComments
Meggie	Nov 18 2007 11:08 PM Keith, I thoroughly enjoyed last night. You are a good man and an even better Mario Kart player. Thanks for all the advice. I'm looking forward to the next time I can beat you again.
Jigsaw Tylor	Nov 9 2007 5:22 PM NEVER BUY A MOTOROLA!
Allie	Nov 5 2007 8:13 PM So do you remember trying to tell me about a midget and a duck fighting the other night?? Because Tylor sure didn't remember, and he was explaining the story too lol...
Allie	Aug 22 2007 3:11 PM I heard milkshake on the way to work this morning. I thought of you as i brought all the boys to the yard :)
1rockinmom	Aug 2 2007 4:33 AM
1rockinmom	Jul 24 2007 6:18 AM Sorry I wasn't there to say goodbye...I miss you already.
Tess	Jul 18 2007 10:34 PM wow... that is disturbing

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