Klayton
"You can't be funky if you haven't got a soul."

Male
29 years old
Seattle, Washington
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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    Klayton's Interests
Generalpolitics, music, books, movies, news, sociology, anthropology, religions, cultural evolution, meditation, binaural beats, consciousness expansion, graphic arts, cars, NPR
MusicAesop Rock, Afrika Bambaata, Al Green, Amy Winehouse, Aretha Franklin, Beastie Boys, Beck, Betty Davis, Black Sabbath, Blackalicious, Blondie, Bob Dylan, Brothers Johnson, Buffalo Springfield, Cake, Calvin Harris, Chemical Brothers, Curtis Mayfield, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Dr. Dre, Earth Wind and Fire, Erykah Badu, Faith No More, Funkadelic, Gnarls Barkley, Go! Team, Heart, Holy Fuck, Ike and Tina Turner, Isley Brothers, James Brown, Jefferson Airplane, Jimi Hendrix, Kool and the Gang, LCD Soundsystem, Miles Davis, Muse, NWA, Nikka Costa, Outkast, Parliament, Pink Floyd, Prince, Rick James, RJD2, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, Sly and the Family Stone, Stevie Wonder, Strapping Young Lad, Talking Heads, The Who, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
MoviesFear and Loathing in Las Vegas, On Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Star Trek, The Day the Earth Stood Still, THX 1138, 2001 A Space Odyssey, Apocalypse Now, Dr Strangelove, Brazil, Inherit the Wind, Snatch, Clerks, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill, Death Proof
TelevisionThis American Life, Arrested Development, Everybody Hates Chris, Lost, Alias, Big Love, Weeds, Family Guy, American Dad, Freaks and Geeks, Six Feet Under, Dead Like Me, Star Trek, Star Trek: The Animated Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Twilight Zone, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Absolutely Fabulous, French & Saunders, Little Britain, The Young Ones, The Singing Detective, PBS
BooksSkinny Legs and All, Another Roadside Attraction, Jitterbug Perfume, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates, Tao Te Ching, The Abortion: An Historical Romance 1966, So the Wind Won't Blow it All Away, Revenge of the Lawn, Sombrero Fallout: A Japanese Novel, The Pill Versus the Springhill Mine Disaster, An Unfortunate Woman, Trout Fishing In America, The Partly Cloudy Patriot, Satanic Verses, Shame, Fury, The Moor's Last Sigh, Siddhartha, Demian, Steppenwolf, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, Hell's Angels, Kingdom of Fear, Fear and Loathing in America, Generation X, Miss Wyoming, Choke, Slapstick, Slaughterhouse Five, Breakfast of Champions, Mother Night, Running with Scissors, On Liberty, Rights of Man, All the King's Men
HeroesBill Hicks, Hunter S Thompson, Tom Robbins, Salman Rushdie, Richard Brautigan, Gene Roddenberry, George Clinton
Groups: Myspace DemocratsTake Back The White House 2008

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     Klayton's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Everett, WA
Body type:6' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Income:Less than $30,000

   Klayton's Schools
Bellevue Community College
Bellevue, WASHINGTON
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Transfer
Clubs: NMUN
 

2004 to 2006
Everett High School
Everett,Washington
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: the Kodak, GAPP, Little Theatre
 

1992 to 1996

   Klayton's Companies
EarthLink
Bellevue, WA US
Supervisor
Customer Service

1/00 - 8/01
drugstore.com
Bellevue, WA US
CSR
Customer Care

9/02 - 12/02 & 6/03 - 1/04
Seattle Symphony
Seattle, WA US
Information & Service Coordinator
Ticket Office

June 2005 to present



Klayton is not sure what he expected.

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   Klayton's Blurbs
About me:
That's what I'm trying to figure out.



Class is in session:





My 2 cents:




Bill Hicks: "It's just a ride."









YES, WE CAN:






If I had just a little bit of wisdom
I should walk the Great Path and fear only straying from it.
Though the Way is quite broad
People love shortcuts.

The court is immaculate,
While the fields are overgrown with weeds,
And the granaries are empty.
They wear silk finery,
Carry sharp swords,
Sate themselves on food and drink
Having wealth in excess.
They are called thieving braggarts.

This is definitely not the Way.


- Chapter 53, Tao Te Ching




"It's time we were patriotic about something other than war." - John Edwards

"America doesn't start wars - we end them.
We don't turn away from the world - we lead it.
And we don't commit torture - we condemn it."
- Sen. Chris Dodd, former candidate for 2008 Democratic Presidential Nomination



"Ah, Harry, we have to stumble through so much dirt and humbug before we reach home. And we have no one to guide us. Our only guide is our homesickness."
-Hermine, in Steppenwolf by Hermann Hesse


"There are as many ways to God as there are created souls." - Muhammad

"Trust in God, but tie your camel's leg." - Muhammad


Tear aside veils of all you see in this world, and you will find yourself apart in solitude with God. If you draw aside the veils of the stars and the spheres, you will see that all is one with the Essence of your own pure soul. If you will but tear aside the veil, you will see nonexistence, and you will see forthwith the true meaning of God's purpose. When you have cast aside the veil, you will see the Essence, and all things will be shown forth within the Essence. If you draw aside the veil from the Face of the Beloved, all that is hidden will be made manifest, and you will become one with God, for then will you be the very Essence of the Divine.
- Attar


If you could get rid
Of yourself just once,
The secret of secrets
Would open to you.
The face of the unknown,
Hidden beyond the universe
Would appear on the
Mirror of your perception.
- Rumi




"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War



"A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual death." - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

"One who knows does not speak.
One who speaks does not know." - Tao Te Ching
Who I'd like to meet:
Barack Obama. William Shatner. George Clinton.

And some new people to hang out with. I left the suburbs for Seattle a few months ago, but now I go out less and know fewer people, which is exactly the opposite of what I expected/wanted to happen. I could use some good conversation and a little bit of fun.


   Klayton's Friend Space (Top 16)
Klayton has 217 friends.
 Dan 


 The Bandit 


 DefJesse 


 Dither 


 Barack Obama 


 KUOW Puget Sound Public Radio 


 Stovokor 


 The Dry Heaving Ponies 


 George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic 


 BETTY DAVIS (tribute page) 


 Blackalicious 


 Erykah Badu 


 Aesop Rock 


 Bush Tetras 


 OLD TIME RELIJUN 


 FOALS 





Klayton's Friends Comments
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Julie





Jul 2 2008 7:48 PM

Hey you! Haven't seen you in so long.... How's everything?
The Bandit





Jun 18 2008 11:34 AM

right here klayton
The Bandit





Jun 18 2008 12:33 AM

I'm going to crap in a bucket and mail it to you. I want to see you this weekend.
Ricardo de la Muerte Esq.





Jun 7 2008 8:52 PM

but dude, I REALLY WANT to be burt reynolds...
Chris





Jun 2 2008 12:43 PM

Dang! R u ok??? seems your a bit angry..... sorry go take a shot of tequila...this will make you feel a bit better!
I seen your dad this weekend, He and I still love ya!
Dither





May 29 2008 8:37 PM

I have functioning vehicle too! Yay!!!!
Dither





May 29 2008 11:34 AM

Hello dear!
Chris





May 29 2008 9:09 AM

Just why the crap are you denying my messages???????????????
DefJesse





May 24 2008 4:39 PM

Yo, been far too long since we hung out, call or somethin.
Cathy





May 11 2008 5:24 PM

Wishing you well with your tolerence of stupid annoying people, met enough on my way to the studio this morning (however they were stupid annoying, drunk racist people, which is in a class of its own). Hope all is good with you, lots of UK folk hoping Obama gets through (just so you know... ok I know you know but just incase).

xxxxxxxx's and best wishes Cathy
Chris





Apr 23 2008 6:52 AM

aww, I am sorry! Being in love with someone makes life hard at times. I hope all works out for yall, just remember "communication is the key to a great relationship, if you dont communitcate, you will loose him and him you, put yalls guards down and take the step.
Believe me here lately I have learned alot!!!
Chris





Apr 22 2008 11:18 AM

Hey Goob, why are you sad?????
Chris





Apr 16 2008 1:13 PM

Hey cuz! How have you been?
Our other "cuz" Seth made the "Hero of the week" for Charlie Company...cool beans hugh!
Lance





Mar 30 2008 11:26 PM

i try to hide out in my office nowadays... i only come around when needed.
:)
†Dusty Marie†





Mar 30 2008 11:18 AM

Hey Klayton!!how's things going?everythings good here...havnt talked to u in a while...well gtg talk to u later bye
DefJesse





Mar 17 2008 4:38 PM

Happy I have an excuse to drink on a Monday day.
Dither





Feb 23 2008 6:32 AM

Listen butt-face, I am not voting, unless you call me.
Dither





Feb 10 2008 3:13 PM

Hello!!! I miss you still. Now I don't have a car, so we'll never see each other... waaaah.
Ω Markus





Feb 2 2008 3:14 PM

Oh okay sounds good. Are you also voting for Obama?
Ω Markus





Feb 1 2008 2:17 PM

hey who are you? whats up?
Dither





Jan 11 2008 7:43 AM

Hi brat, sorry I didn't get to hook up with you last weekend. We'll try again soon. Love ya!
Kari





Dec 19 2007 4:16 AM

Dither





Nov 9 2007 6:28 PM

miss you
Mz. Parker...





Oct 31 2007 12:56 PM

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Dither





Oct 29 2007 7:20 PM

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RC





Oct 11 2007 12:51 PM

You wish :)
Dither





Oct 10 2007 2:28 AM

Wow! hello! I've been sick for days and done nothing but sleep, but you haven't even called to tell me about your new place. I hope it's wonderful. Miss you guys...do you even have internet yet???
Dither





Oct 4 2007 9:47 PM

My hot new husband. On Prison Break. He's a terrible actor, but proof that not only women can make it on looks alone.
Dither





Oct 4 2007 1:11 PM

Ok first of all the Star Trek comment makes me laugh, and secondly, you never got back to me about my impending divorce and subsequent marriage to Wentworth Miller. This is serious business.
Sufimusic





Sep 13 2007 10:14 AM

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Jul 6 2007 1:06 AM

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Jul 2 2007 8:55 PM

Emma Leigh





May 26 2007 10:38 PM

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May 11 2007 12:53 AM

thanks for calling.
Dither





Apr 10 2007 7:03 PM


Ha ha!
The Bandit