Greetings from Cleveland - New Philadelphia, Ohio! Thanks for the add KLAM! Time for some old school metal! Are you ready for the return of REAL STEEL? CD'S are IN AND ON SALE NOW AT RETROSPECT RECORDS. Bobby Stocker-Real Steel (CLICK HERE FOR RETROSPECT RECORDS HOME PAGE)
The legendary musical hero, Horatio Lee Jenkins, brought us such inspirational masterpieces as "DRUNKER THAN SATAN", "OH SH!T I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD", and "GIRL, THIS BED IS TOO BIG WITHOUT ALL 12 OF YOU".
Horatio, the WORLD'S MOST POTENT HETEROSEXUAL, now brings us a new uplifting anthem of hope, acceptance, and unconditional Christian love:
Do you long to stand up and fight for what's right in a world of injustice? Do you want to ban together and pledge to make a difference in the name of all our lives?? Buddies, I call on you to help me take a stand: vote for my song in this travesty of a Radiohead remix contest. Now is the time that your actions will alter the course of humanity's future. We can make it happen!! If you don't vote for me I will cry, is that what you want?? Just fucking do it, it will only take a second. You can just click on the box where it says "vote"...
Jalapeno holes!! Bwahahaha! I love you crazy Arkleys. These totally sound like all the shitty commercials I had to listen to while sitting in the DJ studio with my dad as a kid. Perfect, I say!
