MUSIC,MUSIC,MUSIC,IT REALLY WAS AT ONE TIME ALL I EVER LIVED FOR.THE MUSIC OF CLAUDE DEBUSSEY[he wrote the most beautiful music I have ever heard,it's like listening to pictures].ENGLAND[I love my country and will fly it's flag despite what some politically correct arsehole says], HISTORY,PHOTOGRAPHY,RUMMAGING ABOUT IN JUNK SHOPS,WALKING ALONE SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU CAN'T HEAR A CAR,THE SEA,GOOD FRIENDS,INTERESTING CONVERSATION,OPEN AIR[I can't stand being indoors],SUMMER,SRING,AUTUMN[hate winter],THUNDERSTORMS,WIND[the weather variety],WOULD LIKE TO TRAVEL MORE BUT NEVER FIND TIME,POETRY[I do write some but rarely let anyone read it],QUITE INTO 1930'S MUSIC[big bands,great vocalists,the original 3 minute pop songs].1930's singer AL BOWLLY, fantastic voice and a great vocalist,the worlds first pop star.DANCING,YES I LOVE A BIT OF DANCING,I'M A MOVER,I'M A GROOVER,I CAN TANGO WITH A HOOVER[I would dance more at Kute but I don't want people to shit themselves in amazement].COLLECTING 7 INCH RECORDS,GIVING EVERYONE A BLOODY GOOD TIME AT KUTE,OH AND MY TRUSTY BICYCLE.OOH YES LAUGHING,I LOVE A GOOD LAUGH,SOMETIMES I JUST GO AND STAND IN A FIELD AND LAUGH MY BOLLOCKS OFF[This does of course entail a bit of corrective surgery afterwards].CLOUDS[I sometimes wander lonely as one,ooh look,that one looks like Kylie Minogue's arse].TREES,YOU CAN'T BEAT A GOOD TREE,I OFTEN GIVE ONE A FONDLE.[In fact I've just bought an apple tree,no apples on it but I'm going to pop round the shops and buy some to stick on it.Or maybe I will toy with it's mind and stick some clementines on there].HEDGEHOGS,EVERY HOME SHOULD HAVE ONE.TOILET PAPER,ALWAYS HANDY IN A CRISIS[take a truck load to Glastonbury,you'll make a f**king fortune].
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Music
SMITHS,THE AIRBORNE TOXIC EVENT,PIXIES,FRANCOS,ALTERKICKS,LITTLE MAN TATE,THE LURIOS,KOOKS,KILLERS,KINKS,KINGS OF LEON,KUBICHEK!,WHO,KLAXONS,HOT CHIP,TING TINGS,LES SHADES,WOMBATS,THE BISHOPS,WE ARE SCIENTISTS,EDITORS,INTERPOL,JOY DIVISION,DRAYTONES,ELLE MILANO,FOALS,COURTEENERS,LIBERTINES,CRIBS,SECOND SEX,BLOOD RED SHOES,TELEPATHE,FRIENDLY FIRES,SUBWAYS,CAJUN DANCE PARTY,HORRORS,TIGER PULL TAIL,SANTA DOG,LONG BLONDES,STONE ROSES,ROXY MUSIC,POSTAL SERVICE,PIGEON DETECTIVES,PETE AND THE PIRATES,GLASVEGAS,SONIC YOUTH,SKINT AND DEMORALISED,ROLLING STONES,BEATLES,PIPETTES,LA ROUX,WINTERKIDS,THE VIEW,WHITE STRIPES,YEAH YEAH YEAHS,CURE,ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN,BOWIE,VINCE VINCENT AND THE VILLAINS,VELVET UNDERGROUND,MACCABEES,BABYSHAMBLES,SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS,MAXIMO PARK,DYKEENIES,CLASH,JAM,THE ENEMY,RIFLES,RUMBLE STRIPS,DOWN AND OUTS,RAPTURE,LATE OF THE PIER,T.REX,FUTUREHEADS,PADDINGTONS,POLYTECHNIC,OASIS,RAZORLIGHT,DIRTY PRETTY THINGS,STOOGES,SWITCHES,MILBURN,BOY KILL BOY,MUMM-RA,BLOC PARTY,ZUTONS,THE CORAL,LARRIKIN LOVE,LUVA-ANNA,LOS CAMPESINOS,GOOD SHOES,FRATELLIS,DOORS, STROKES,ETC,ETC,TURN UP,TUNE IN, FREAK OUT.
Movies
LES VACANCES DE M. HULOT,JACQUES TATI WAS A COMIC GENIUS AND THIS FILM ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH.THE RAILWAY CHILDREN,IT TRANCENDS CHILDHOOD.ZULU,THOUGH IF YOU READ THE HISTORY THE BRITISH WERE SHITS.CARRY ON FILMS,BRITISH TOILET HUMOUR AT IT'S BEST,OOH MATRON.DUSK TILL DAWN,I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF TARRANTINO BUT THIS IS HORRIBLY FUNNY.HITCHCOCK,HIS 1930'S VERSION OF THE 39 STEPS WITH ROBERT DONAT IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FILMS,THOUGH IT BEARS LITTLE RESEMBLENCE TO JOHN BUCHANS BOOK ON WHICH IT'S BASED.HOPE AND GLORY,THE SECOND WORLD WAR SEEN THROUGH THE EYES OF A CHILD.I'VE MET IT'S DIRECTOR,JOHN BOORMAN AND STARRED IN A ..RY HE MADE FOR THE BBC.THE UNFORGIVEN,WELL ANYTHING WITH CLINT EASTWOOD IN IT.1ST AND 3RD INDIANA JONES FILMS,THE 2ND ONE STINKS LIKE A POSSUMS CROTCH.THE GREEN MILE,BRILLIANT.WHISTLE DOWN THE WIND,I FIRST SAW IT ON TV ONE RAINY SUNDAY AFTERNOON WHEN I WAS ABOUT 12 AND SPENT MOST OF THE TIME HID BEHIND A NEWSPAPER TO CONCEAL MY GRIEF,THE FIRST FILM I CAN REMEMBER MAKING ME CRY AND I CAN'T WATCH IT NOW WITHOUT GETTING THE ODD LUMP.MARY POPPINS,I'VE WAITED MONTHS ON THE STEPS OF ST.PAULS CATHEDRAL,TUPPENCE IN HAND WAITING TO FEED THE BIRDS AND THAT OLD BAT WITH THE CORN NEVER SHOWED UP.QUITE LOOKING FORWARD TO 300,I LOVE HISTORICAL FILMS,JUST HOPE LIKE MOST IT'S NOT A TRAVESTY OF THE TRUTH.EDWARD SCISSORHANDS,AN EVERYDAY STORY OF AN UNFINISHED BOY WHO DOESN'T FIT IN,I'VE KNOWN HOW THAT FEELS.
Television
..RIES MAINLY,I HATE SOAPS AND REALITY TV SO I DON'T WATCH MUCH TELEVISION.WHO WANTS TO WATCH SOME LAME BRAINED COOK GETTING A NOSE JOB WHILE REDESIGNING SOME LAZY SHITS FRONT ROOM.I MIGHT WATCH IF THERE IS A CLASSIC OLD BLACK AND WHITE HOLLYWOOD MOVIE OR FILM NOIR,COAST,I DID LIKE THAT,DAVID STARKEY'S HISTORY SERIES,RERUNS OF THE FAST SHOW SUITS ME SIR,OH SHARPE,I LOVE A BIT OF SHARPE,HE'S A ONE MAN ARMY AND HE GETS TO ROLL AROUND BELGIUM,PORTUGAL,SPAIN AND FRANCE WITH SOME TOP TOTTY.IN THAT ACTIVITY I'VE ONLY INVADED SWEDEN,FRANCE AND GERMANY SO HE'S A COUNTRY AHEAD OF ME HE HE.NOW IF I WERE SHARPE I WOULD DROP THE FIGHTING BIT."CAPTAIN I WANT YOU TO TAKE THAT FORT","NOT NOW SIR I'VE GOT MY HANDS FULL"HA HA,"DUMPLINGS FOR TEA"?STINGRAY,MARINA AQUA MARINA,AS A BOY I WAS IN LOVE WITH HER NOW I SLEEP WITH A BLOW UP DOLL VERSION,SHE CAN'T SPEAK EITHER,JUST SORT OF SQUEAKS.
OOH AND REPEATS OF DADS ARMY,HA HA CLASSIC,YOU STUPID BOY.
Books
I READ MAINLY FACTUAL STUFF ESPECIALLY HISTORY,IT FASCINATES ME AND WAS EASILY MY BEST SUBJECT AT SCHOOL.ARTHUR RANSOMES BOOKS,HAD THEM ALL AS A KID AND STILL HAVE THEM THOUGH HIS MOST FAMOUS SWALLOWS AND AMAZONS ISN'T MY FAVOURITE.JOHN BUCHAN,IAN RANKIN AND COLIN DEXTER,I LIKE A GOOD THRILLER AND TRYING TO WORK OUT WHO DUNNIT BUT I USUALLY GET IT WRONG.I USED TO READ A LOT OF SCI-FI AND HORROR AS A KID BUT THE MODERN WORLD IS SCARY ENOUGH.
Heroes
STEPHEN PATRICK MORRISSEY,OLIVER CROMWELL,KENNETH WILLIAMS,PADDINGTON BEAR,PAUL WHITEHOUSE,SUPERMAN,THE BASH STREET KIDS,DENNIS THE MENACE,DANGER MOUSE,NAPOLEAN BONEPARTE,THE PHARAOH AKHENATEN,QUEEN BOUDICCA OF THE ICENI,KING HAROLD II OF WESSEX AND ENGLAND,JEAN SABLON,CHARLES TRENET,CLINT EASTWOOD,THE CLANGERS,THE BEATLES,PAUL KAYE,CLAUDE DEBUSSY,HOAGY CARMICHAEL,JOE STRUMMER,OH AND GENE KELLY,I OWE ALL MY INCREDIBLE DANCE MOVES TO HIM,F**K FRED ASTAIRE,KELLY WAS THE MAN.
About me: How do readers,Dj George at your service and welcome to Klub Kute's Myspace.Kute is a weekly club night taking place at The Cooler every Saturday with a musical policy of playing Indie anthems past and present.You might hear something you have never heard before and you will also hear classic indie tunes from the past as well as those from the present that may or may not become classics.We don't claim to be cutting edge,tho much of our music is.We firmly believe that you don't stop playing a good track just because it's a few years old.So in a nutshell great tunes from the past,the present and those not yet released with the emphasis on FUN.
THINGS I HATE. r n' b. muggers,buggers,chuggers,joggers,loggers,doggers,poodles,noodles,doodles,pheasant pluckers,licquorice,celery,rhubarb,reality t.v.,the morons that inhabit it and the fuckwits that produce it.Jeremy Kyle,Jerry Springer and like minded scum that use peoples[usually retards]misery as entertainment.Bristol bus drivers,knucklescraping assholes.violence,chavs,golf on t.v.,here comes a man with a stick,ooh look he's hit the ball,ooh see it fly,next up another man with a stick ooh...,winter,flies,Im with the spiders on this one.Having to empty all the shit out of the Sunday paper before I get to read it,leprosy.
THINGS I REALLY HATE. E.ON They are going to ruin our coastline forever in the name of profit,anyone up for a spot of sabotage count me in. .. THINGS I LIKE. birdsong
THINGS I LOVE. My friends.Whisky.Whisky,Whisky.Wine.Sex,when I can get it.Trees.My right hand,I'm a serial wanker,many people feel the serial part of this statement is unneccessary.
TUESDAY 29TH SEPTEMBER - SKY LARKIN + support 16+ doors 7.30 £6 advance@Bristol Ticket Shop + www.gigantic.com(DHP)
THURSDAY 1ST OCTOBER - THE XX (DHP)
SATURDAY 3RD OCTOBER - PARLATONES + support doors 7.30 16+ £7 advance @ Bristol Ticket Shop + wegottickets (ANB concerts)
WEDNESDAY 7TH OCTOBER - SONIC BOOM 6
THURSDAY 8TH OCTOBER - KING KHAN AND THE SHRINES doors 7.30 16+ £8 advance @ Bristol Ticket Shop + www.gigantic.com (DHP concerts)
SUNDAY 11TH OCTOBER - GENERAL FIASCO (DHP)
TUESDAY 13TH OCTOBER - THE DRELLAS + THE DEAD CLASS doors 8.pm £6 (OFFBEAT PROMOTIONS)
THURSDAY 15TH OCTOBER - EXAMPLE + support 16+ doors 7.30 £7 advance @ Bristol Ticket Shop + wegottickets (LoFi HiFi)
FRIDAY 16TH OCTOBER - GIRLS + support doors 7.30 16+ £6 advance@ Bristol Ticket Shop + www.gigantic.com
TUESDAY 20TH OCTOBER - I ILKE TRAINS doors 7.30 16+ £7 advance@Bristol Ticket Shop + www.gigantic.com (DHP concerts)
THURSDAY 22ND OCTOBER - THE SCARLET RASCAL + Trainwreck + Know Buses doors 8.pm £5/£4 NUS (OFFBEAT PROMOTIONS)
SATURDAY 24TH OCTOBER - NINE BLACK ALPS - + Suciperro £10 advance@Bristol Ticket Shop + www.gigantic.com 16+ doors 7.30.pm (DHP concerts)
WEDNESDAY 28TH OCTOBER - DELPHIC + TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB £7 advance @ Bristol Ticket Shop + www.gigantic.com doors 7.30.pm 16+ (DHP concerts)
THURSDAY OCTOBER 29TH - MISS SCARLET + Koala Friday + Phantom Quartet doors 8.pm £5/£4 NUS (OFFBEAT PROMOTIONS)
FRIDAY 30TH OCTOBER - HANDSOME FURS + support doors 7.30 16+ £8 advance @ Bristol Ticket Shop + www.gigantic.com (DHP/MKF co presentation) This gig is followed by a free club night
SATURDAY 31ST OCTOBER - ELECTRIC EEL SHOCK - doors 7.30 16+ £7 advance @ Bristol Ticket Shop + wegottickets (ANB concerts) This gig is followed by Klub Kute Halloween party,free entry to all attending gig
SUNDAY 15TH NOVEMBER - WILLIAM FITZSIMMONS + support £8 advance Bristol Ticket Shop + www.gigantic.com doors 7.30 16+ (DHP concerts)
SATURDAY 21 NOVEMBER - WE WERE PROMISED JET PACKS + support doors 7.30 16+ £6 advance @ Bristol Ticket Shop + www.gigantic.com (DHP concerts) This gig is followed by Klub Kute,free entry to those attending gig
WEDNESDAY 25TH NOVEMBER - WOLF GANG + support £6 advance Bristol Ticket Shop + www.gigantic.com doors 7.30 16+ (DHP concerts)
SATURDAY 5TH DECEMBER - GOOD SHOES 16+ doors 7.30 £8 advance @ Bristol Ticket Shop + www.gigantic,com (DHP concerts)followed by KLUB KUTE
SATURDAY 19TH DECEMBER - KLUB KUTE & OFFBEAT XMAS PARTY details TBA
SATURDAY 23RD JANUARY 2010 - THE SMYTHS.A return slot for the best Smiths tribute act you are ever likely to see.They blew me away last time and I am a hardcore Smiths fan,so damn critical.£8 advance Bristol Ticket Shop,includes free entry to Kute which follows the gig
FRIDAY 29TH JANUARY - KANDI KLUB 21ST ANNIVERSARY PARTY celebrating Bristol's original and best ever Indie club,details soon>br>
Who I'd like to meet: MORRISSEY,THIS MAN IS GOD//ELVIS/ALEXANDER THE GREAT/QUEEN BOUDICCA/KENNETH WILLIAMS/WILLO THE WISP/OSCAR WILDE,HAVE SAT ON HIS TOMB IN PERE LA CHAISE,PARIS IF THAT COUNTS/BYRON/SHAKESPEARE/NAT KING COLE/COLE PORTER/SAM COOKE/CLAUDE DEBUSSY/ELGAR/BOWIE/ARTHUR RANSOME/MARY POPPINS,I LUVS YOU MARY POPPINS/CHRISTOPHER MARLOWE/NAPOLEON/JARVIS COCKER,HAVE ONCE BUT AGAIN WOULD BE COOL/MAN RAY/PADDINGTON BEAR,I HAVE ONE I'VE HAD FOR YEARS BUT IT'S NOT THE REAL ONE/LOU REED/TROY TEMPEST/AQUA MARINA/JODIE FOSTER,ALWAYS HAD A THING ABOUT HER/HENDRIX/BEATLES CIRCA 1964/GRACE KELLY/GENE KELLY/DANGER MOUSE/COUNT DUCKULA/CHURCHILL/ROBERT DE NIRO/ANGELINE JOLIE/JULIE CHRISTIE,GORGEOUS IN OLD MOVIES/JACQUES TATI/KING ARTHUR/ROBIN HOOD/THE FAMOUS FIVE.
CALLING ALL OPEN MIC ARTISTS... NEWS...LAUNCH PARTY!!!
A BRAND NEW WEEKLY "OPEN MIC NIGHT" LAUNCHES THURSDAY 22ND OCTOBER AT THE GREEN ROOM / PORTMAN
HOSTED BY "NACHO JASE"
HOUSE GUITARS & INSTRUMENTS AVAILABLE TO PLAY RECORD YOUR LIVE PERFORMANCES ON TO A CD*
FREE NACHO'S @ LAUNCH PARTY
FREE ENTRY 8PM Please arrive early to get your name down on the chalkboard
It's my Birthday too so please bring expensive gifts & cakes...
Hope to see you...Keep It Sweet & Keep music live! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't forget "REVOLVING DOORS" Open Mic Night Every Tuesday @ O'Neill's, Bournemouth from 9pm : Free Entry
We're looking to compile a top resource directory for unsigned bands and to also promote services, promoters, venues etc who are helping the unsigned industry and would love it if you would add yourself to our directory.
La Folie are having a launch party on the 8th of June at The Forum in Sheffield! £2 advance tickets/£3 on the door! Plus the added bonus of if you film some stuff from the night of us, you or anything else connected and send it us, we will send you a free copy of 'Risus Sardonicus'
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