Jerry Wayne Longmire
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Jay Dubya
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32 years old
Houston, TEXAS
United States
Last Login: 12/17/2009
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Jerry Wayne Longmire's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Upon first glance some might make the mistake that Jerry Wayne is just another country boy with a flair for storytelling, however less then two minutes into his stage performance and you will realize that this is not the case with “Jay Dubya”. Jerry Wayne isn’t a typical “Blue Collar” comedian, his sidesplitting immensely playful brand of comedy goes way beyond the norm. He’s visceral, he’s gritty, he’s irreverent, he’s thoroughly unadulterated and unreconstructed. He makes no apologies, takes no prisoners and revels in his political incorrectness. In the outlandish yarns and off-color anecdotes he spins there are few sacred subjects, from a strict Pentecostal upbringing to a wanderer’s life including being a prison guard and a Nuclear plant inspector.
"This dude is funny as hell..."
- Rick Zeiler
Director of Marketing and Brand Development
Sidney Frank Importing Company (AKA Jagermeister | | Website | JERRYWAYNELIVE.COM | | Influences | Alot of people in this industry have influenced me, but the main influence came from Sam Kinison, he inspired me to ever get involved in this business.
Rodney Carrington was probably the first southern stand up that made feel proud to be from the south, the others generally make us look like idiots.
Richard Pryor and Bernie Mac were big influences because I love the idea of turning personal tragedy into comedy through the use of storytelling. | | Members | Just me... Well my alter ego Jay Dubya shows up every once in a while but he is just trouble. | | TV Shows | NBC's Last Comic Standing Season IV | | Films | Here are some video clips for you to enjoy.
 | | Albums | "250 lbs of Walkin Romance" 2005
"Bad Decisions" 2006 just hit the market on a widescale release program, you can find it on Amazon.com, itunes, and BestBuy.com. it's also available in Best Buy Stores and soon to come to Target Stores. |
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Jerry Wayne Longmire's Interests
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| General | I have found some writing inspiration inside myself and have spent alot of time doing that lately... woodworking, reading... I have alot of interests and more then you probably need to know, lets just say I am on the pathway to becoming a true Renaissance man..
 | | Music | They change so much its hard to nail this subject down. I grew up with a very closeminded view of music and now as an adult my eyes are constantly being opened to new and old music I have never appreciated before. Here are some songs that recently have changed my life in small ways or large.
Like a stone (acoustic) - Chris Cornell
While my guitar gently weeps - George Harrison
Places I remember - The Beatles
Everything Changes - Staind
Bourbon Borderline - Gary Allan
Cocaine and whiskey - Robin Trower
Something - George Harrison
Anything at all - Blue October
The best of You - Foo Fighters
Don't Take me for Granted - Social Distortion
Those could change tomorrow or stay the same, I just love music but only if it can truly make me feel some kind of a rush of emotion. | | Movies | My tastes in movies changes nearly as much as my music tastes, heare are some tried and true favorites though,
Dr. Strangelove
Walk the Line
Great Balls of Fire
Talladega Nights
Deja Vu
Really anything with Denzel Washington is great... I think "Man on Fire" might be my favorite movie of all time.. the cinematography and story are amazing but Denzel is literally on fucking fire. | | Television | Grey's Anatomy, Family Guy, Two and half men to name a few..
Supernatural is probably my all time favorite, I think its one of the most creative new show concepts on the market in a while and the story lines are absolutely amazing. | | Books | Anything by James Burke, his masterful use of his surroundings and realistic historical storylines truly let me escape to another place. | | Heroes | I could name alot of people here who have helped me through life and taught me various things but I would rather not.. I will say Rachael is probably my biggest hero because she inspires me to do more then I ever have before... to not only chase a dream but catch it and begin a new one. I truly believe she saved me from myself and thats about as hero as it gets. |
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Comedians of MySpace, Republican Punks, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, Fight autism, Waterin Trough Saloon, Throttle Junkies
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Jerry Wayne Longmire's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Kilgore, Texas | | Body type: | 5' 10" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Standup Comic |
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Jerry Wayne Longmire's Schools
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Elsik H S
Houston,Texas
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Theatre, VICA
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Jerry Wayne Longmire's Networking
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Jerry Wayne Longmire's Companies
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Klumsy Bull Produktions
Houston, Texas US
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